[Joseph Busti]

Read all the way through if your goign to start, the first part isnt that interesting but yeah, this was a real live conversation in full tonight....... I replaced a few words with microsoft word word replacer, like screw...


Me: man dude
Me: you shoulda saw this slut i met today
Me: so i get to my friends house in austin
Me: hes playin grand theft auto
Me: one dudes drunk passed out on the floor
Me: and another passed out on the couch
Me: and this one girl past out in the bed with a breast popped out and showing
moron: nice
Me: turns out
Me: everyone in the house cept the guy that brought her met her last ngiht
Me: and low an behold
Me: i get brought into another room buy my friend cody
Me: and he shows me a video of her strippin, masterbating, then getting tag teamed by em
moron: haha great
Me: yeah
Me: somehow
Me: i woke this bitch up from her slutty sluber at (2pm)
Me: by the talkin goin on in the room
Me: and shes like
Me: "wanna screw?"
Me: like, first thing she says to me
Me: im like nah i cant, i have a girlfriend
Me: then shes like
Me: "want me to perform felatio on you then, its not cheating"
Me: and again, i say no
Me: and seriously not a minute later
Me: i look back and the bitch is passed out already
moron:
Me: evidentily, this girl had sex with a dog too
Me: like no lie
Me: a dog
moron: woof
Me: she was good lookin too, just a fkin hoe bag
Me: big ole titties
Me: could you do a girl if you knew she had sex with a dog before?
moron: dunno
moron: never had that bit of information
moron: as long as she got her shots I guess it's fine
Me: yeah, rabies and all
moron: maybe it was a really smart dog
Me: roflmfao
Me:
#942686794: Me wins $5.50
Me: dont hate
moron:

Me: i dunno bout that dog thing bro
Me: what you raise utg with in 5/10
moron: KQs
Me: theres realy gotta be someing wrong with a person to commit beastiality
moron: it's like an animate dildo
Me: no its not
Me: its like
Me: a screwing dog screwing a human
moron: it's like an animate dildo
Me: dude, thats in the same list as screwing a dead person
moron: no... that's like an actual dildo
moron: and you get into issues with disrespecting the dead person
moron: so that's screwed up
Me: [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]
Me: your jerkin my chain right?
moron: No
moron: a dog is just another animal
moron: just like people
moron: just hairier
moron: and no opposable thumb
Me: your retarded
moron: some people get pretty damn hairy too
moron: certain dogs are less gross than certain humans
Me: shut up
Me: your screwin with me
moron: I don't have a "human superiority complex"
moron: would I screw a dog?
moron: no
moron: I don't think they look good
Me: roflmfao
Me: what abotu a cat
Me: cats are cute
moron: but as far as a fundamental problem
moron: now that's just sick
moron: cats are the worst animal on the face of the earth
moron: utterly useless
moron: and not loyal
moron: how many chicks do cats?
moron: none
moron: you think it's animal cruelty?
moron: for a chick to get screwed by a dog?
Me: no
moron: she can't get pregnant
Me: i think its utterly disgusting
Me: and obvious reasons on why its wrong
moron: there's -no- reason why it's wrong
Me: haha, funy joke, you can stop now
moron: ok
moron: I don't see why it's wrong
moron: there's definitely no obvious reason
Me: ok, so you walk in on your dog screwin your sister, and shes just having a good ole moaning orgasm time with this dog..........
moron: ok
moron: the problem is that I look at it as masturbation
Me: and your thoughts on this?
moron: and would react the same way as seeing my sister doing that
moron: the humor aspect would make it more bearable than seeing her getting screwed by some dude
moron: BEARable
moron: get it
moron: haha
moron: I noticed that after I wrote it
Me: so youd rather walk in on your sis bangin a dog rather than a dude?
moron: getting absolutely crushed in 2-4
moron: yeah
moron: the dog ain't gonna get her pregnant
Me: ITS A SCREWING DOG
moron: so?
moron: it's like a moving dildo
Me: no its not
moron: yes itis
Me: a dildo is a piece of plastic
moron: and that's where we disagree
Me: with batteries
Me: and isnt living
Me: a dog
Me: is a living animal
Me: species
Me: and
moron: so?
Me: your a moron if you think theres nothign with with beastiality
moron: there are a lot of bacteria on your nuts
Me: im almost praying here for a " im just screwin with you"
moron: what do you think sex is?
moron: maybe that's the problem
moron: I think that a chick screwing a dog is the same as a chick riding a horse
Me: then i feel bad for your mental illness
moron: hahahaha
moron: if the chick were trying to get pregnant by screwing a dog, then well
moron: I think that she'd have a problem
moron: but yeah
moron: about that dog thing
moron: here are the questions I ask myself
Me: stop
moron: 1. does it hurt anyone
moron: 2. is it any of my business
moron: do I think it's crazy? yeah I guess. I wouldn't do it.
moron: But is that my call to make?
moron: No
moron: that's how I look at things
moron: that's how I have to look at things
moron: farmers screw sheep
moron: that's the same thing
moron: are they messed up in the head?
moron: nah, they're lonely with nothing better to do

I edited a few harsh words out