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Forum: Other Other Topics 12-15-2005, 11:37 PM
Replies: 49
Views: 50
Posted By JustSomeJackass
Re: Golden Tee

This dude won the World Championship twice. Here is a link to some tips on video.

Golden Tee (http://www.goldenteeplayers.com/eversolevidtips.shtml)

JSJ
Forum: Other Other Topics 12-05-2005, 04:06 PM
Replies: 254
Views: 255
Posted By JustSomeJackass
Re: THE SIMPSONS TRIVIA

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YVAN EHT NOIJ... YVAN EHT NOIJ... so hypnotic.

[/ QUOTE ]

or YVAN EHT NIOJ
Forum: Other Other Topics 11-25-2005, 10:24 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 3
Posted By JustSomeJackass
Re: Try to finish these movie quotes

14) Billy Madison

The part of the story I don't like is that the little boy gave up looking for Happy after an hour. He didn't put posters up or anything, he just sat on the porch like a goon and...
Forum: Other Other Topics 11-25-2005, 10:09 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 1
Posted By JustSomeJackass
Re: Best weird al Yankovic song

Any song that has the lyrics "So I tied her to a chair and I shaved of all her hair and I left her in the desert all alone. Well, sometimes in my dreams I can still hear the screams, oh I wonder if...
Forum: Sporting Events 11-24-2005, 10:45 PM
Replies: 59
Views: 18
Posted By JustSomeJackass
Re: How long could John Elway throw a football in his prime

I bought one of those Nerf footballs with the aerodynamic tail on in and it had Elway's picture on the label and stated that he threw the ball 100 yards. This was probably when he was in his...
Forum: Other Other Topics 11-19-2005, 02:18 AM
Replies: 60
Views: 61
Posted By JustSomeJackass
Re: More bad office habits

I have an older (probably mid-60's) lady in my office that clears her throat once every few minutes. Not regular quiet clearing coughs either...big, multi-syllable, phlegm-containing ones. So...
Forum: Other Other Topics 11-09-2005, 01:10 AM
Replies: 75
Views: 76
Posted By JustSomeJackass
Re: Best music video ever made

I enjoy Jessica Simpson's "These Boots are Made for Walking" video (for obvious reasons...I am a pervert) The song is horrible though but the soapy car wash makes up for it
Forum: Other Other Topics 10-04-2005, 10:20 PM
Replies: 822
Views: 823
Posted By JustSomeJackass
Re: Help my kids school!

I gotta tell you I threw in a vote for Davidson. What can I say...I am a bandwagoner.

Oh, I did put in about 40 or so for your school before I got a headache. Good luck.
Forum: Other Other Topics 10-04-2005, 10:16 PM
Replies: 69
Views: 70
Posted By JustSomeJackass
Re: $20 to the person ...

[ QUOTE ]
"MEAT TEAM"
Put the two words on a t-shirt with the first reflecting onto a mirror (giving the second)


[/ QUOTE ]
What?
Forum: Other Other Topics 09-16-2005, 12:14 AM
Replies: 29
Views: 30
Posted By JustSomeJackass
Here are some Russians

Russian "Hotornot" (http://nuderussianamateurgirls.com/)

It's like hotornot...but with Russian prostitutes...and where true "8's" score a 5.
Forum: Other Other Topics 09-07-2005, 12:28 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 22
Posted By JustSomeJackass
Re: Ethics re: buying then returning stuff

You can "rent" video games (movies/CD's) for free by buying it from the store...come home, play (watch) it as much as you want. Then take it back to a different store. Since all stores have a "no...
Forum: Other Other Topics 08-19-2005, 11:40 PM
Replies: 142
Views: 143
Posted By JustSomeJackass
Re: post a joke

A guy is in the checkout lane of the supermarket and tells the female cashier that he had wanted to buy some condoms, but he didn't know what size he needed. Being customer service oriented, the...
Forum: Other Other Topics 08-19-2005, 11:34 PM
Replies: 142
Views: 143
Posted By JustSomeJackass
Re: post a joke

An elderly gentleman was getting the results of his medical exam from his doctor:

Doctor: Well, I'm sorry to say that I have 2 pieces of bad news for you. The first is that you have cancer.
...
Forum: Other Other Topics 08-18-2005, 08:14 PM
Replies: 87
Views: 4
Posted By JustSomeJackass
Re: If you could set fire to one object, what would it be?

The Emancipation Proclamation


sorry...must have read one too many racial jokes in the "post a joke" thread
Forum: Other Other Topics 08-18-2005, 07:30 PM
Replies: 142
Views: 143
Posted By JustSomeJackass
Re: post a joke

Three kindergarten students (Tommy, Sally, and Tyrone) came in from recess for snack time. The teacher said that if each student could answer her questions, they could have a cookie.

First she...
Forum: Other Other Topics 07-12-2005, 12:06 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 25
Posted By JustSomeJackass
Re: Eating 50 Hot Dogs Can\'t Be Healthy

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i would guess that the force themselves to puke afterwords no?

[/ QUOTE ]

That would be interesting to watch..a guy puking up 50 hot dogs. It might take longer than the 12 minutes...
Forum: Other Other Topics 07-11-2005, 11:52 PM
Replies: 42
Views: 43
Posted By JustSomeJackass
Re: No fat chicks

[ QUOTE ]
Combine the two and jerk off on the fat girls.

[/ QUOTE ]

nh
Forum: Other Other Topics 07-09-2005, 11:29 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 8
Posted By JustSomeJackass
Odorzout

You can get this stuff at PetsMart or probably most pet stores. I have used it myself and it works great...The Queen of Clean also gives it her seal of approval...if that means anything.

Here's...
Forum: Other Other Topics 07-06-2005, 10:00 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 5
Posted By JustSomeJackass
Is O.J. Simpson gonna have to choke a b!tch?

Well, choking is not really his style...what is this girl thinking? You don't F$%k with the Juice.


Ex-girlfriend attacks O.J.
By FROM NEWS SERVICES


07/06/2005
O.J. ATTACKED: The Miami...
Forum: Other Other Topics 07-06-2005, 09:14 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 13
Posted By JustSomeJackass
Re: Dancing With The Stars. Gay/Not Gay?

[ QUOTE ]
Gay.

[/ QUOTE ]
Forum: News, Views, and Gossip 07-05-2005, 09:13 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 9
Posted By JustSomeJackass
I\'m raising a compulsive gambler *DELETED*

Post deleted by JustSomeJackass
Forum: Other Other Topics 07-05-2005, 04:52 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 31
Posted By JustSomeJackass
Re: What type of Chinese Food is best?

[ QUOTE ]
Jack Russell

http://www.irishjacks.com/may1203_billy3.jpg

[/ QUOTE ]

That picture is WRONG!!!!! That little puppy is what...5 weeks old? The best and most tender jack russell...
Forum: Other Other Topics 07-04-2005, 12:52 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 22
Posted By JustSomeJackass
Answers to the rest

Here are the remaining answers:

5. 9 = P. in the S.S. (planets in the solar system)
7. 13 = S. on the A.F. (stripes on the American flag)
11. 9 = J. on the S.C....
Forum: Other Other Topics 07-03-2005, 11:23 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 22
Posted By JustSomeJackass
Re: Brain Teaser

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21. 24 halves in a dozen .. ooooh tricky /images/graemlins/cool.gif

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Or the not-so-tricky "hours in a day"...but nice work regardless
Forum: Other Other Topics 07-03-2005, 10:37 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 22
Posted By JustSomeJackass
Re: Brain Teaser

[ QUOTE ]

44. >1=W to S a C

[/ QUOTE ] 1 way to suck a cock? WTF said this?

[/ QUOTE ]

It's actually "more than 1 way to skin a cat" (note the ">")
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