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Forum: Other Other Topics 12-30-2005, 04:11 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 1,093
Posted By NutCrackerr
Re: Who is the worst employee?

Took an early/late lunch yesterday. Went and saw King Kong. Good flick. Got back to work, nobody noticed I had been gone.

Out of the 36-37 hours I spend "at work" each week, I'd guess I actually...
Forum: Other Other Topics 12-22-2005, 10:04 AM
Replies: 200
Views: 5,425
Posted By NutCrackerr
Forum: Other Other Topics 12-21-2005, 03:05 PM
Replies: 168
Views: 1,670
Posted By NutCrackerr
Re: Film Buffs Only: Identify the quote

"If there's one thing this last week has taught me, it's better to have a gun and not need it than to need a gun and not have it."



"Put that gun away, Ernie! Befor you shoot somebody!"


...
Forum: Other Other Topics 12-20-2005, 09:50 AM
Replies: 42
Views: 231
Posted By NutCrackerr
Re: Gift ideas for a not yet serious girlfriend

Get her a Perfect Pancake maker, cause then she'll make you pancakes. Yum!!!

http://www.mileskimball.com/images/us/local/products/detail/p74060b.jpg
Forum: Other Other Topics 12-02-2005, 10:49 AM
Replies: 65
Views: 1,017
Posted By NutCrackerr
Re: Worst injury/injuries you\'ve sustained?

10 years old, just get to the top of a 16 foot slide, foot slips, i go down, never let go of the handles, hit every step onthe way down with my chin biting through my lower lip, 1 broken ankle.
Forum: Other Other Topics 11-23-2005, 05:19 PM
Replies: 484
Views: 1,669
Posted By NutCrackerr
Re: think about this...

(puff)............................... (exhale)

If it were possible for a plane to take off from a conveyor type runway, how come one doesn't exist?
Forum: Other Other Topics 11-23-2005, 03:26 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 82
Posted By NutCrackerr
Re: Share your dreams with OOT

I'm standing by this open field watching a bunch of kids playing soccer. Arnold Schwartzenegger and Larry David are there. Then it turns out it wasn't kids playing soccer, it was a bunch of midgets...
Forum: Other Other Topics 11-23-2005, 09:56 AM
Replies: 88
Views: 302
Posted By NutCrackerr
Re: Largest amount of cash you\'ve ever had on your person?

1.2 Million - I knew a drug mule once and he asked me to hold onto a couple of suitcases for him for a night. Easiest 2 grand I ever made. BTW, when you see someone on tv carrying around a briefcase...
Forum: Other Other Topics 11-23-2005, 09:41 AM
Replies: 484
Views: 1,669
Posted By NutCrackerr
Forum: Other Other Topics 11-22-2005, 10:34 AM
Replies: 67
Views: 302
Posted By NutCrackerr
Forum: Other Other Topics 11-18-2005, 09:37 AM
Replies: 60
Views: 187
Posted By NutCrackerr
Re: Songs with lyrics that you\'ve misinterpreted...

Steve Miller Band - Big ole jet airliner -"Big ole Jed had a light on"

No Doubt - Spiderwebs - "No matter who calls, I scream my balls off" (instead of "I screen my phone calls")
Forum: Beginners Questions 11-16-2005, 12:18 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 77
Posted By NutCrackerr
Re: A Blinds/Button Question

If the small blind busts, there will be a "dead" button, effectively player A will get the button twice. Player C is the next SB, Player D is the BB.

If the big blind busts, there will be a "dead"...
Forum: Texas Hold'em 11-16-2005, 12:12 PM
Replies: 107
Views: 853
Posted By NutCrackerr
Re: SOMEONE PLEASE RESPOND

After many meditations, and due consideration, I have come to the exclusive conclusion that your insinuations are too unharmoniuous for my succeptibility, therefore further insinuations unto said...
Forum: Psychology 11-10-2005, 11:29 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 141
Posted By NutCrackerr
Re: How to break off with old high school friends?

Send me the guys e-mail address. I'll send him a link to this post. That should pretty much take care of it.
Forum: Other Other Topics 11-09-2005, 11:28 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 22
Posted By NutCrackerr
\'The Holidays\'

I have always thought of 'The Holidays' as that 2/3 week period of time towards the end of December when Christmas, Hanukkah, and New Years occurs. Is it acceptable to include Thanksgiving when you...
Forum: Other Other Topics 11-08-2005, 05:28 PM
Replies: 75
Views: 742
Posted By NutCrackerr
Re: Best music video ever made

[ QUOTE ]
chemical brother's elektrobank?



[/ QUOTE ]

I'm pretty sure this is correct
Forum: Other Other Topics 11-03-2005, 09:37 AM
Replies: 89
Views: 329
Posted By NutCrackerr
Re: girls are annoying

I'm going to have to see the pictures before I can offer you any advice.
Forum: Other Other Topics 10-26-2005, 03:32 PM
Replies: 73
Views: 251
Posted By NutCrackerr
Re: How far have you driven in one shot?

Tucson to west-central Illinois, apporx. 1700 miles, 26 hours, 4 quick stops for gas. I will never do something that stupid again (I hope).
Forum: Home Poker 10-21-2005, 11:28 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 87
Posted By NutCrackerr
Re: I think i just played in the worst structured tournament ever... (LC)

I play in a weekly tournament at my local riverboat with a pretty bad structure as well. $20 buy-in with unlimited $20 buy-ins for the first 45 minutes. Each buy-in gets $500 in chips. A $20 add-on...
Forum: Other Other Topics 10-18-2005, 09:26 AM
Replies: 53
Views: 194
Posted By NutCrackerr
Re: Halloween Costume Ideas?

Get/make a mask with rhinoceros horns and an elephant trunk/ears. Wear gray sweatpants/shirt. When somebody asks what you are, you shrug your shoulders and reply...



Elephino
Forum: Other Other Topics 10-17-2005, 04:15 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 63
Posted By NutCrackerr
Re: Bachlor Party

Beer and strippers

NEXT
Forum: Internet Gambling 10-17-2005, 09:15 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 58
Posted By NutCrackerr
Re: Who won the PP names contest.

I got 3rd ($200). I just sent him a list of random 2 and 3 word common phrases.
Forum: Other Other Topics 10-06-2005, 01:55 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 58
Posted By NutCrackerr
Forum: Other Other Topics 10-05-2005, 02:12 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 76
Posted By NutCrackerr
Re: Wrong Number - what\'s my play?

My home phone number is 1 digit off from one of the local bakery's. I get calls for them all the time. I got tired of telling people they got the wrong number, so now when they ask "Is the the...
Forum: Other Other Topics 10-04-2005, 02:51 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 171
Posted By NutCrackerr
Re: Funny or Mean?

[ QUOTE ]
Right but then you proceded to destroy any desire of his to use it. I'm leaning more to the "keeping him for yourself" camp.




[/ QUOTE ]

Thanks for opening my eyes guys,...
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