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Forum: Other Other Topics 12-17-2005, 02:22 PM
Replies: 18
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Posted By youtalkfunny
Re: idea for dealing with bums...lol?

You'll put somebody's eye out with that thing!
Forum: Sports Betting 12-17-2005, 02:12 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 14
Posted By youtalkfunny
Re: NE Line inflated?

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New England can't stop anyone that's any good

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Only gave up ten points total last two games.

Of course, that was against the Bills and Jets.
Forum: Brick and Mortar 12-17-2005, 02:09 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 10
Posted By youtalkfunny
Re: When I am an old poker player...

Friends don't let friends post drunk.
Forum: Brick and Mortar 12-17-2005, 02:07 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 11
Posted By youtalkfunny
Re: Another Commerce restroom oddity

There wasn't room in that thread for this post?
Forum: Other Other Topics 12-17-2005, 06:07 AM
Replies: 32
Views: 2
Posted By youtalkfunny
Re: Steve Guttenberg: \"I\'m f**king rich, bro.\"

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The printing press joke was funnier because of the reference to Johann Guttenberg, the actual inventor of the printing press. Jeez people, read a book written by someone other than...
Forum: Other Other Topics 12-17-2005, 04:02 AM
Replies: 32
Views: 2
Posted By youtalkfunny
Re: Steve Guttenberg: \"I\'m f**king rich, bro.\"

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Plus, he invented The Bible

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I can't decide if that's funnier, or not. Probably not.
Forum: Other Other Topics 12-17-2005, 03:56 AM
Replies: 45
Views: 46
Posted By youtalkfunny
Re: Taking a gamble in life

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if you are 35 and have two kids and a mortgage yourself, no. if you are 25 and renting and not attached, yes.

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That sums up my opinion.
Forum: Other Other Topics 12-17-2005, 03:46 AM
Replies: 78
Views: 79
Posted By youtalkfunny
Re: So I Kicked an Old Lady to the Curb Tonite (long)

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"Get the hell out of my house you ungrateful, rude old bat. We have you over to our house and all you do is insult us and our friends. Here's your stuff, there's the door. Out."

[/...
Forum: Other Other Topics 12-16-2005, 07:04 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 2
Posted By youtalkfunny
Re: Arrggh! Sad news for West Wing fans

58 years old. Man, that bites.
Forum: News, Views, and Gossip 12-16-2005, 06:10 PM
Replies: 41
Views: 16
Posted By youtalkfunny
Re: Bill Fillmaff\'s Secret System Chapter 7: Female Women

I've heard of Bill F before, but the way you guys were laughing at him, I thought he was unintentionally funny self-described expert.

I finally checked it out today. I'm so glad I did, this kid...
Forum: Sporting Events 12-16-2005, 04:12 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 8
Posted By youtalkfunny
This guy had 17 sacks in one NFL game???

NFL Films on right now, just did a piece about Norm Willey, old-time Eagles DE.

He played before sacks were a stat, but they said he had 17 in one game. He didn't look big or strong, he just flew...
Forum: Other Other Topics 12-15-2005, 11:53 PM
Replies: 41
Views: 2
Posted By youtalkfunny
Re: Stupid Names

Can't believe I forgot this one:

Two poker dealers I know, brothers, went to see a comedy show. They were sitting up front, and the chick onstage decided it was time to do some improv:
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Forum: Sporting Events 12-15-2005, 05:36 PM
Replies: 45
Views: 4
Posted By youtalkfunny
Re: Best leadoff hitter in the game today

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He'd look like Rickey Henderson or Tim Raines.

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Pete Rose gets sore whenever people call Rickey the greatest lead-off hitter. "I've got 1000 more hits than him, 200 more...
Forum: Other Other Topics 12-15-2005, 05:19 PM
Replies: 41
Views: 2
Posted By youtalkfunny
Re: Stupid Names

A couple of local radio guys here in Memphis, Drake and Zeke, had a daily feature called the "Bad Baby Name of the Day", where they would read one baby name per day. They were all true, taken from...
Forum: Other Other Topics 12-15-2005, 04:08 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 17
Posted By youtalkfunny
Re: See big scary guy fight stoner in Japan

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yeah, someone want to explain y throwing a few punches and getting the guy to fall down equals a victory?

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When you knock the guy senseless, and he can't defend himself,...
Forum: Politics 12-15-2005, 12:41 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 9
Posted By youtalkfunny
I just figured out why the Christmas music on radio sux this year

(I made this post in the Sirius thread, but I think it's huge enough to merit it's own thread. I don't make a habit of doing that, so please, allow me a little latitude.)

I just figured out...
Forum: Other Other Topics 12-15-2005, 12:31 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 9
Posted By youtalkfunny
Re: Caption this Image

"I'm Class President, Chairman of this, Captain of that. My life is going great. Now, what can I do to flush it all away?"
Forum: Other Other Topics 12-15-2005, 11:26 AM
Replies: 40
Views: 41
Posted By youtalkfunny
Re: Satellite radio - XM or Sirius?

Yeah, you need to put Big Pussy's legal woes out of mind to fully enjoy the show.

I bumped this because I'm mighty PO'd at Sirius right now.

They're using Channel 2 for Christmas music, AND...
Forum: Other Other Topics 12-15-2005, 11:17 AM
Replies: 13
Views: 4
Posted By youtalkfunny
Re: Need Help from the OOT ppl (Law advice)

I'd call the cops.

If he peed his pants when you confronted him, he'll absolutely fold under questioning.

Then you tell the cops that you'll drop the charges if he agrees to make restitution. ...
Forum: Sporting Events 12-15-2005, 11:05 AM
Replies: 29
Views: 13
Posted By youtalkfunny
Re: Who bats 9th?

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...even when the pitcher is a decent hitter he still usually bats last even if he's a better hitter than one of the other 8.

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Dontrell Willis should bat 5th this year.
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Forum: Sporting Events 12-15-2005, 11:00 AM
Replies: 29
Views: 13
Posted By youtalkfunny
Re: Who bats 9th?

It makes sense if you've got three guys you want to plug into the top two spots. You don't want to push your 3-4-5 guys down to 4-5-6, so you relocate your odd-man-out instead.

Like the '04 Sox,...
Forum: News, Views, and Gossip 12-15-2005, 10:50 AM
Replies: 30
Views: 19
Posted By youtalkfunny
Re: Class President Robs Bank after running up Poker Debt

http://bw.lehigh.edu/photos/1210200532146PM.jpg

I bet the teller was quaking with fear when Howdy Doody showed up with a note.
Forum: News, Views, and Gossip 12-15-2005, 10:46 AM
Replies: 30
Views: 19
Posted By youtalkfunny
Re: Class President Robs Bank after running up Poker Debt

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Daddy is obviously rich and I'm sure this isn't his son's fault, the online poker is to blame.

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"This is one of the nicest kids I've ever met, but his gambling addiction...
Forum: Brick and Mortar 12-15-2005, 10:35 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 11
Posted By youtalkfunny
Re: Any low-limit 50-30-20 payout sit n go\'s in vegas?

If there are, they're more likely to be $20+10 than $20+2.

Plus tip.
Forum: One-table Tournaments 12-15-2005, 10:32 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 6
Posted By youtalkfunny
Re: Backing into the money: bad idea MTT, but how about STT?

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OP was asking if squeaking into the money is a good way to think. Correct me if I misunderstand him, but I think he was asking if it's better to avoid big gambles on the bubble in hopes...
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