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Forum: Other Other Topics 12-28-2005, 02:28 PM
Replies: 75
Views: 5,469
Posted By TJSWAN
Re: My girlfriend was drugged

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Not sure if it was all 3 drinks. We notified the police and they are working on it or so they say. I would imagine it was all 3 drinks since I doubt they were all sharing but it is...
Forum: Other Other Topics 12-21-2005, 04:28 PM
Replies: 57
Views: 645
Posted By TJSWAN
Re: Scariest Movie Ever?

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Jaws.

The scene where Richard Dreyfuss gets into the water at night to inspect a drifting boat, finds a hole in the hull under the water line, and a head pops out.

The entire theater...
Forum: Other Other Topics 12-21-2005, 02:38 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 686
Posted By TJSWAN
Re: My trip to the \"upscale\" barber

Sounds like a good deal to me. I've been going to the same lady for 10 years now, she does a great job and at my suggestion when she opened her own place a few years ago she put in a micro fridge....
Forum: Other Other Topics 12-20-2005, 06:28 PM
Replies: 49
Views: 18,326
Posted By TJSWAN
Re: Preparing for a police chase

The Tank thing has been done, and on drugs no less.

Link (http://www.no2meth.org/shamelg3.htm)


Tim
Forum: Other Other Topics 12-20-2005, 03:59 PM
Replies: 60
Views: 732
Posted By TJSWAN
Re: Most disgusting thing you\'ve ever seen someone do in a public restroom

Not a winner by a long shot, but I'm washing my hands in Artichoke Joe's and I hear the security guard talking to someone kinda like " I've told you you can't do this and you have to leave." I turn...
Forum: Other Other Topics 12-19-2005, 05:45 PM
Replies: 67
Views: 770
Posted By TJSWAN
Re: i hate baseball hats

PokerBob

Uhhhhhhh,

Who peed in your Cheerio's ?

Tim

Proud baseball hat wearer.
Forum: Other Other Topics 12-15-2005, 07:36 PM
Replies: 51
Views: 519
Posted By TJSWAN
Forum: Other Other Topics 12-02-2005, 02:18 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 96
Posted By TJSWAN
Re: FILM REVIEW: Trading Places

1st baggage guy: " Hey I thought there was only one Gorilla ?!"

2nd baggage guy: " one Gorilla - two Gorilla "

Tim
Forum: Other Other Topics 11-21-2005, 08:02 PM
Replies: 128
Views: 450
Posted By TJSWAN
3 Thoughts.........

Private Ryan:
You are missing the most intense opening scene in a war movie of all time. I could barely watch it the first time.

To Those who said Star Wars: You really don't know what you're...
Forum: Other Other Topics 11-21-2005, 07:19 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 152
Posted By TJSWAN
Re: Do you work the day after Thanksgiving?

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I work for a bank, and banks cannot be closed for more than three consecutive days. Even though I don't work in the branch part of the bank, I'll be here to man the fort for everyone else...
Forum: Other Other Topics 11-10-2005, 08:39 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 112
Posted By TJSWAN
Re: Best Billy Joel Album?

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You don't like An Innocent Man?

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Oh it's all right and I did buy it ASAP when it came out, I'm just a little old school on my Rock n Roll style tatstes.


Tim the...
Forum: Other Other Topics 11-10-2005, 07:14 PM
Replies: 120
Views: 396
Posted By TJSWAN
Re: How effective is pulling out?

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Mr. Diggslick! I am shocked at this attitude. Do you remember nothing from my demonstrations of putting a condom on the window-opening pole in your 7th grade health class?

Mark my...
Forum: Other Other Topics 11-10-2005, 04:46 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 112
Posted By TJSWAN
Re: Best Billy Joel Album?

My parents had one of those RCA club memberships years ago and 52nd street got auto delivered. So rather than return it they gave it to me and I'm still partial to that one. In general it's all good...
Forum: Other Other Topics 11-08-2005, 04:21 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 88
Posted By TJSWAN
Re: Now these are top notch boobs

This reminds me of the " why do blondes wear hoop earrings ? " joke.




In white:
<font color="white">so they have a place to rest their ankles during sex </font>
Forum: Mid- and High-Stakes Hold'em 11-04-2005, 01:25 PM
Replies: 65
Views: 361
Posted By TJSWAN
See the other bio\'s

Read the other bio's they're friggin hysterical.

Professional sheepherders and license plate makers...


Tim /images/graemlins/tongue.gif
Forum: Other Other Topics 11-03-2005, 02:41 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 30
Posted By TJSWAN
Re: Album Review: Layla And Other Assorted Love Songs

Well said. I have owned this album for over 20 years. ( yes I have it on Vinyl /images/graemlins/wink.gif) If you can look through all the pictures inside you can see one where they are passing...
Forum: Other Other Topics 11-02-2005, 07:04 PM
Replies: 109
Views: 471
Posted By TJSWAN
Re: Greatest Western of All Time - Nominations

[quote I'm just shocked it took 30+ posts for someone to mention The Wild Bunch.

[/ QUOTE ]

Me too, one of the best opening scenes ever ! Great cast also. Ernest Borgnine et al.

"...
Forum: Brick and Mortar 11-02-2005, 02:40 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 92
Posted By TJSWAN
Re: Whiskeytown\'s Reno/Carson City trip report.

W.

How 'bout that damn mechanical parrott that keeps flying around at Fandango? Those games are great.( where else will some lady bet her KJ high on the turn, call my AK raise on the button and...
Forum: Other Other Topics 10-31-2005, 08:33 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 73
Posted By TJSWAN
Re: a whole new version of SIIHP

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Hudderfield is a boring place, it has to be said...

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that boring ???? /images/graemlins/blush.gif

Tim
Forum: Other Other Topics 10-31-2005, 02:36 PM
Replies: 67
Views: 237
Posted By TJSWAN
Re: Sex grrrrr not getting yours

Have you tried some lubricant before you wrap your junk ?
A few drops of Astoglide or KY on the end ( not all over ) should allow a little extra sliding sensation.


Tim


Tim
Forum: Other Other Topics 10-25-2005, 05:19 PM
Replies: 123
Views: 416
Posted By TJSWAN
Re: Should I move in w/ Drug Dealers?

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I dont smoke either....

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Heh, I remember the last time I said that I was 18 and at a Rush concert. For that matter it's amazing I can remember that ...
Forum: Other Other Topics 10-25-2005, 05:15 PM
Replies: 123
Views: 416
Posted By TJSWAN
Re: Should I move in w/ Drug Dealers?

Then I might consider it, $200 is a pretty good deal.


Tim
Forum: Other Other Topics 10-25-2005, 05:11 PM
Replies: 123
Views: 416
Posted By TJSWAN
Re: Should I move in w/ Drug Dealers?

Do you work a regular job? Are you a student? If the answer to either of these is yes, then I think you might get tired of the people coming and going all the time. I'm 40 now, but speak from past...
Forum: Brick and Mortar 10-25-2005, 04:28 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 149
Posted By TJSWAN
Re: So a funny thing happened to me today

I think there was something in the trunk. /images/graemlins/ooo.gif


Tim
Forum: News, Views, and Gossip 10-18-2005, 06:32 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 147
Posted By TJSWAN
Re: Important poll

I agree with a few others that you are missing out if you don't consider San Jose, heck you could golf the weekend away, ( Monterey isn't THAT far ) and have poker on the weeknights.

The Bay Area...
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