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Forum: Other Other Topics 07-24-2005, 02:31 AM
Replies: 52
Views: 53
Posted By Morpheus
Re: What does it mean when you can eat a whole large pizza in one hour

Wow , when I made this thread, never thought it'd turn into a 5-pager. Nice.
Forum: Other Other Topics 07-24-2005, 12:31 AM
Replies: 45
Views: 46
Posted By Morpheus
Re: Laguna beach

pfunk, you are saying that one of the actors was getting it on with one of your friends ? Do you live in HOllywood or something ?
Forum: Other Other Topics 07-24-2005, 12:11 AM
Replies: 33
Views: 34
Posted By Morpheus
Re: London Police screwed up big time

Didn't you read my posts, sightless ? UM, I'm on your side man and I believe I have been arguing your point. I agree. Police were out of uniform and following him when he left his house since...
Forum: Other Other Topics 07-23-2005, 11:56 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 14
Posted By Morpheus
Re: Pre-pubescent teenage boys shouldn\'t post about sex

It's just a joke. You don't think it's funny. God, you got problems if you don't find humor in it.

I take it that you don't watch Howard Stern or find his humor funny ?

Like the "fart so...
Forum: Other Other Topics 07-23-2005, 11:16 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 14
Posted By Morpheus
Re: Pre-pubescent teenage boys shouldn\'t post about sex

What ? Moderator notified about what ? Me ? What did I do ?
Forum: Other Other Topics 07-23-2005, 11:14 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 34
Posted By Morpheus
Re: London Police screwed up big time

Well, if he people were following you as you left your house and then you went to the subway and people were still following you , don't you think you might wonder why they were following you. You...
Forum: Other Other Topics 07-23-2005, 11:09 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 34
Posted By Morpheus
London Police screwed up big time

Check this out. I just saw this.
http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20050724/ap_on_re_eu/britain_underground

What should we do about this ? Police killed an innocent man.
Someone...
Forum: Other Other Topics 07-23-2005, 11:03 PM
Replies: 52
Views: 53
Posted By Morpheus
Re: What does it mean when you can eat a whole large pizza in one hour

I saw one of the craziest things in my life last year, though. My mother's husband was using his stomach as a table for food. When he eats, his stomach is so big that he can rest his plate of food...
Forum: Other Other Topics 07-23-2005, 11:02 PM
Replies: 52
Views: 53
Posted By Morpheus
Forum: Other Other Topics 07-23-2005, 11:01 PM
Replies: 47
Views: 48
Posted By Morpheus
Re: \"War of the Worlds\" Will be my new Moron test

hahahahahahaahaaaaaaaa

I will only watch that movie if it is on television and it's free and even then, I doubt it.

Spielberg is a dumbass and he basically just does those movies for the...
Forum: Other Other Topics 07-23-2005, 10:46 PM
Replies: 34
Views: 35
Posted By Morpheus
Re: female masterbation

I don't understand why Gorie or any of the other girls on here can't tell us about the very first time they masturbated. It isn't like I know her real name or anything.

YOU HAVE TO PAY YOUR...
Forum: Other Other Topics 07-23-2005, 10:44 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 14
Posted By Morpheus
Forum: Other Other Topics 07-23-2005, 10:43 PM
Replies: 52
Views: 53
Posted By Morpheus
Re: What does it mean when you can eat a whole large pizza in one hour

365 lbs.

When I stuff myself, can't help but walk around farting.
Forum: Other Other Topics 07-23-2005, 10:41 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 28
Posted By Morpheus
Re: Unprotected sex after a womens period

bang her until she stop breathing.
Forum: News, Views, and Gossip 07-23-2005, 09:32 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 19
Posted By Morpheus
How many tables can you play and read OOT at same time ?

I'm 3 tabling NL games right now and reading this. This is good because I used to not even be able to play 2 NL tables at same time, last year.
Forum: Other Other Topics 07-23-2005, 09:30 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 3
Posted By Morpheus
Re: Climax control condoms

LOL. If I understand this correctly, they are condoms with lotion in them to desensitize your penis so you can last longer. Dude, just jerk off a lot and eventually you'll be able to last a good...
Forum: Other Other Topics 07-23-2005, 08:55 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 20
Posted By Morpheus
Re: How am I supposed to get out of my car .....

if you really want to be safe, there is a special tool you can buy that when hit against a window will shatter almost any window very easily. It looks like a chisel. Keep it in your glove box.
Forum: Other Other Topics 07-23-2005, 08:54 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 20
Posted By Morpheus
Re: How am I supposed to get out of my car .....

couldn't help but laugh at this post. Why are you thinking about this ? You must live in california because they are the only ones who would think like this.
Forum: Other Other Topics 07-23-2005, 08:52 PM
Replies: 45
Views: 46
Posted By Morpheus
Re: Laguna beach

you're right .
Forum: Other Other Topics 07-23-2005, 08:39 PM
Replies: 52
Views: 53
Posted By Morpheus
Re: What does it mean when you can eat a whole large pizza in one hour

I don't know but I nearly got something in my eye when I walked into Papa Johns because of all the dust and flour being thrown around in there.
Forum: Other Other Topics 07-23-2005, 08:30 PM
Replies: 45
Views: 46
Posted By Morpheus
Re: Laguna beach

[ QUOTE ]


i loved the scene where stephen mouthed "i love you" to kristin right before he went up to the hotel room to hook up with lauren. that was pretty real even if it was fake.

[/...
Forum: Other Other Topics 07-23-2005, 08:02 PM
Replies: 34
Views: 35
Posted By Morpheus
Re: female masterbation

I was in a computer lab and no it didn't turn me on. It scared me a little actually.
Forum: Other Other Topics 07-23-2005, 08:01 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 15
Posted By Morpheus
Re: RIAA + I2hub settlement deal

Why the hell do you want to settle ? They can't throw you in jail. They may be able to hurt your credit , though but that's about it. If they called me on the phone, I would laugh and hang up. ...
Forum: Other Other Topics 07-23-2005, 07:55 PM
Replies: 34
Views: 35
Posted By Morpheus
Re: female masterbation

[ QUOTE ]
umm hm umhmm hi my name is little susie im 14 years old and i masterbate 2-3 times a day tee hehehehe

[/ QUOTE ]

Dude, that brings up a memory of mine. I was in college and had...
Forum: Other Other Topics 07-23-2005, 07:50 PM
Replies: 34
Views: 35
Posted By Morpheus
Re: female masterbation

ooops, I did this thread about a month ago , but hell lets do it again. Stories please.
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