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11-15-2005, 04:47 PM

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Opening Lines for Chicks @ Coffee Shops

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Re: Opening Lines for Chicks @ Coffee Shops

This line is much less successful if your name isn't Dave.

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11-15-2005, 04:33 PM

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Opening Lines for Chicks @ Coffee Shops

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Re: Thus far I like...

I want to hear the rest of the story.

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11-15-2005, 04:02 PM

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Opening Lines for Chicks @ Coffee Shops

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Posted By Blarg

Re: Opening Lines for Chicks @ Coffee Shops

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This one works well, especially at coffee shops: "My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in."

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I laughed.

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11-15-2005, 04:01 PM

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Opening Lines for Chicks @ Coffee Shops

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Re: Opening Lines for Chicks @ Coffee Shops

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The Dale Carnegie method: people are interested in themselves.

Anything you can say to get her talking about herself is gold; where she got her blouse, anything. Then, just act...

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11-15-2005, 03:58 PM

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Opening Lines for Chicks @ Coffee Shops

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Re: Opening Lines for Chicks @ Coffee Shops

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was saying i didn't write her number down...that would be creepy. but i should have because it would have been funny

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I actually did something like this...

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11-15-2005, 03:56 PM

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Opening Lines for Chicks @ Coffee Shops

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Re: Opening Lines for Chicks @ Coffee Shops

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Why, you're its all time bestseller!?!?!?!

couldn't resist.

oh, and for two all-time corny lines that work if you wanna pull off the "cute-goofy" thing (I only do this with...

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11-15-2005, 03:54 PM

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Opening Lines for Chicks @ Coffee Shops

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Posted By Blarg

Re: Opening Lines for Chicks @ Coffee Shops

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I often opened to girls in bars and stuff with 'you look interesting, can I talk to you for a bit?'

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Mmm... I don't know about that one... it gives...

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11-15-2005, 03:36 PM

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Opening Lines for Chicks @ Coffee Shops

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Posted By Blarg

Re: Opening Lines for Chicks @ Coffee Shops

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Ralph Wiggum's line to Lisa still rates as an all time smooth classic:

Ralph: So, do you like...stuff?

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A friend of mine told us to watch as he tried this...

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11-15-2005, 04:31 AM

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Opening Lines for Chicks @ Coffee Shops

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Re: Opening Lines for Chicks @ Coffee Shops

That sounds way better than my usual technique of asking them to pull a bucket off my head.

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11-15-2005, 04:10 AM

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Opening Lines for Chicks @ Coffee Shops

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Posted By Blarg

Re: Opening Lines for Chicks @ Coffee Shops

Ralph Wiggum's line to Lisa still rates as an all time smooth classic:

Ralph: So, do you like...stuff?

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11-15-2005, 03:44 AM

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Opening Lines for Chicks @ Coffee Shops

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Re: Opening Lines for Chicks @ Coffee Shops

"Your nipple's showing."

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