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Forum: Other Other Topics 11-25-2005, 02:27 AM
Replies: 70
Views: 340
Posted By oddjob
Re: Do we buy him an ass wiper? (seriously)

2 stories

1. i was taking a dump at work, and the guy next to me went to the toilet paper at least a dozen times to wipe his ass. i was so sure his toilet was going to overflow and drench the...
Forum: Other Other Topics 11-17-2005, 01:33 PM
Replies: 63
Views: 731
Posted By oddjob
Re: How good a driver are you?

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I would guess that I'm a pretty good driver. I've only had my license for 6 years but I've never been pulled over or in any sort of accident. Most of that time was driving a...
Forum: Other Other Topics 11-17-2005, 01:09 PM
Replies: 63
Views: 731
Posted By oddjob
Re: How good a driver are you?

i'm probably the best driver here.
Forum: Other Other Topics 11-17-2005, 01:00 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 52
Posted By oddjob
Re: cheap ear bud suggestions

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the cheaper the better obviously.

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I really don't get this.

GoT

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Forum: Other Other Topics 11-17-2005, 12:48 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 102
Posted By oddjob
Re: Tofu - Flavor\'s Enemy

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Here's how to do nice tofu:

1) Get a decent make. The Oak-smoked cauldron is nice, you can get from Holland & Barret in the UK.

2) Drain the liquid. Dry tofu by squeezing it in...
Forum: Other Other Topics 11-17-2005, 12:41 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 52
Posted By oddjob
cheap ear bud suggestions

i'm just realizing how bad my ipod headphones suck. i'd like some that are halfway decent, and block out some outside noise at least. the cheaper the better obviously. and since i need any excuse to...
Forum: Other Other Topics 11-17-2005, 12:33 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 95
Posted By oddjob
Re: New iRiver

i went to the website to see what the iriver was. it reminds me of something my cheap dad would get me instead of buying the real name brand thing that i wanted. sucked then, but not necessarily bad...
Forum: Other Other Topics 11-17-2005, 12:27 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 137
Posted By oddjob
Re: Kill Bill Vol. 1

Vol 1 is an action movie.

Vol 2 is a Tarantino movie.

in my opinion they are both very different and it's hard for me to say which i like better. but then again, why do you have to like 1 more...
Forum: Other Other Topics 10-18-2005, 12:32 PM
Replies: 64
Views: 214
Posted By oddjob
Re: KIm Chee

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Anyone else find it ironic that TSC has an avatar of Kim Jong Il and he's talking about kimchee?
http://img406.imageshack.us/img406/4734/kimchee3yp.png

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how is this...
Forum: Other Other Topics 10-18-2005, 12:32 PM
Replies: 64
Views: 214
Posted By oddjob
Re: KIm Chee

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How come some people store it in the fridge and some bury it in the backyard or whatever?

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It's the difference between people from Seoul and people from the...
Forum: Other Other Topics 10-11-2005, 01:34 AM
Replies: 72
Views: 259
Posted By oddjob
Forum: Other Other Topics 10-09-2005, 12:53 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 130
Posted By oddjob
Re: College Prank War: Ideas needed

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Take a baking sheet and line it with a sheet of wax paper. Piss into the pan, and stick it in the freezer. Once it's frozen, go to the victim's dorm room and slide it under...
Forum: Other Other Topics 10-07-2005, 04:05 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 89
Posted By oddjob
Re: What haven\'t you accomplished that you thought you would have by now?

i actually thought i'd be dead by now. i'm glad that didn't work out.
Forum: Other Other Topics 10-07-2005, 12:24 PM
Replies: 17
Poll: Midgets
Views: 161
Posted By oddjob
Re: Midgets

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i read your post and poll and replaced midget with any group that is not white male, and i really want to punch you in the face. not because of any sort of stereotyping or...
Forum: Other Other Topics 10-07-2005, 12:13 PM
Replies: 17
Poll: Midgets
Views: 161
Posted By oddjob
Re: Midgets

i read your post and poll and replaced midget with any group that is not white male, and i really want to punch you in the face. not because of any sort of stereotyping or bigotry or the likes. but...
Forum: Other Other Topics 10-06-2005, 06:57 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 102
Posted By oddjob
Re: Suggest me some books!

heartbreaking work of staggering genius by dave eggers.
Forum: Other Other Topics 10-06-2005, 05:41 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 66
Posted By oddjob
Re: Lies told by your parents

i was goodlooking.
Forum: Other Other Topics 10-06-2005, 05:39 PM
Replies: 63
Views: 226
Posted By oddjob
Re: Alcohol for my party tomorrow

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agreed. we threw a boone's party and did it like the white people's version of a rap video. instead of 40's filling the fridge, it was all boones. we also had a keg. in the...
Forum: Other Other Topics 10-06-2005, 05:35 PM
Replies: 42
Views: 140
Posted By oddjob
Re: Pregnant Women Smoking

you should grab the cigarette and break it over a tree.
Forum: Other Other Topics 10-06-2005, 04:40 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 139
Posted By oddjob
Re: Paging BigSteve: Gay guy question

you are a complete homophobe
Forum: Other Other Topics 10-06-2005, 04:23 PM
Replies: 63
Views: 226
Posted By oddjob
Re: Alcohol for my party tomorrow

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What's up with the Boone's Farm haters? The stuff is cheap and the girls love it. Get more!

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agreed. we threw a boone's party and did it like the white people's version...
Forum: Other Other Topics 10-06-2005, 04:12 PM
Replies: 133
Views: 2,171
Posted By oddjob
Re: Dumbest thing you\'ve ever heard?

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Just thought of another one...

When I was about 17, a friend of mine was trying to quit smoking. I saw him at school and he looked a little pale. I asked him what was wrong and he...
Forum: Other Other Topics 10-06-2005, 04:07 PM
Replies: 133
Views: 2,171
Posted By oddjob
Re: Dumbest thing you\'ve ever heard?

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My sister-in-law's parents-in-law (follow?) are country folk and routinely say stupid things at family functions. We were having thanksgiving dinner one year and the topic came up that a...
Forum: Other Other Topics 10-05-2005, 10:32 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 118
Posted By oddjob
Re: Find me some cool Belt Buckles

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My belt buckle is simply the Harley-Davidson logo. I think that it looks pretty badass.

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you and every other lawyer and doctor
Forum: Other Other Topics 10-05-2005, 02:20 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 76
Posted By oddjob
Re: Wrong Number - what\'s my play?

one of my phone numbers in college was 1 off from a tanning salon. i booked many appointments for stupid girls wanting to destroy their skin.
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