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Forum: Other Other Topics 12-28-2005, 06:09 PM
Replies: 122
Views: 10,158
Posted By Dex
Re: Tapping married women

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Wow, you just graduated from "smartass" to "douchebag".

You just flunked a class and will be repeating another year of 'I don't know who you are'.

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I'm majoring in "I...
Forum: Other Other Topics 12-28-2005, 05:42 PM
Replies: 122
Views: 10,158
Posted By Dex
Re: Tapping married women

If any of you guys happen to be among those who stuck it in my ex-wife, I have one word for you:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Forum: Other Other Topics 12-28-2005, 05:35 PM
Replies: 122
Views: 10,158
Posted By Dex
Re: Tapping married women

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If you get cought with a married woman, you deserve to be shot. The End.

Maybe she's looking for a man who can spell 'caught' right.

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Wow, you just graduated from...
Forum: Other Other Topics 12-13-2005, 01:00 PM
Replies: 44
Views: 198
Posted By Dex
Re: Sex question.

32.33%

Repeating, of course.
Forum: Internet Gambling 12-12-2005, 07:04 PM
Replies: 58
Views: 191
Posted By Dex
Re: Playing on-line poker underage (17)

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I have more money sense that most 18yr olds, I am intellegent (AAA A-levels), FACE FACTS TARD (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showthreaded.php?Number=3813357)

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Forum: Other Other Topics 12-08-2005, 01:39 PM
Replies: 58
Views: 643
Posted By Dex
Re: Crimson Challenge The Next Generation

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I also have access to a military tazer,... We busted in on a guy having sex and shot him and he passed out for a few minutes. I think our tazer is a bit stronger then most...
Forum: Other Other Topics 12-08-2005, 01:05 PM
Replies: 66
Views: 226
Posted By Dex
Re: When did you quit hearing music...

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A) Pink Floyd
B) The Wall
C) Comfortably Numb
D) 17
E) Drug-Influenced

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I remember hearing this song as a kid and thinking it sucked. Years went by and then I heard...
Forum: Other Other Topics 12-08-2005, 12:12 PM
Replies: 89
Views: 376
Posted By Dex
Forum: Other Other Topics 12-06-2005, 08:08 PM
Replies: 38
Views: 129
Posted By Dex
Re: compliments

Last weekend was my weekend with the kids, and as we were eating dinner, out of nowhere my 4 year old daughter said "You're the best daddy I ever saw." /images/graemlins/grin.gif
Forum: Other Other Topics 12-05-2005, 04:08 AM
Replies: 35
Views: 397
Posted By Dex
Re: Damn, I\'m a machine.

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Congratulations on both winning your fight against cancer and the upcoming baby. /images/graemlins/heart.gif

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Forum: Other Other Topics 12-04-2005, 01:31 AM
Replies: 27
Views: 100
Posted By Dex
Re: For those that shave...

Trim the hair short first. Then, before you shower, on DRY skin, apply this:
http://www.johnsonsbaby.com/images/products/lg_babypowder_aloe.gif

Then use this:
...
Forum: Other Other Topics 12-03-2005, 03:16 PM
Replies: 68
Views: 300
Posted By Dex
Re: Masturbation After Sex at 19 -- How strange is this?

How often did you have wet dreams?

I'll bet you had them fairly frequently. If not, your prostate must have been on the verge of exploding.
Forum: Other Other Topics 12-03-2005, 02:58 AM
Replies: 56
Views: 1,422
Posted By Dex
Re: going hookin` on craigslist?

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any advice is appreciated

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For your protection:

1. Use a condom
2. Make sure it's not my ex-wife
Forum: Other Other Topics 12-02-2005, 06:33 PM
Replies: 56
Views: 1,422
Posted By Dex
Re: going hookin` on craigslist?

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dooshbag

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I chuckled.
Forum: Other Other Topics 12-02-2005, 06:16 PM
Replies: 38
Views: 250
Posted By Dex
Re: Porns that women tend to like?

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Hardcore bondage is the only way to go. You can get plenty of it at your local pornography dealer, or my hard drive.

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Forum: Other Other Topics 12-02-2005, 05:59 PM
Replies: 42
Views: 147
Posted By Dex
Re: I hate that damn guitar guy!

A little jealous of the guitar guy, eh? /images/graemlins/grin.gif

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I was pissed not that I wanted her or anything but the fact it was so obvious to what he was doing.

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Forum: Other Other Topics 12-01-2005, 01:50 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 116
Posted By Dex
Re: Crimson Challenge Midwestern Style

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Date has been determined as Saturday, December 3rd

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So, is this happening or not?
Forum: Other Other Topics 11-27-2005, 04:45 AM
Replies: 97
Views: 332
Posted By Dex
Re: When did you last get laid?

A little over one and a half years ago.
Forum: Other Other Topics 11-21-2005, 04:50 PM
Replies: 101
Views: 392
Posted By Dex
Re: Revenge on neighbors

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What's her address? Have random ootiots mail her used condoms.

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no OOTiots have sex though

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Forum: Other Other Topics 11-19-2005, 09:15 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 500
Posted By Dex
Re: serously: my testical is hurting. should i be scared?

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I think it's safe to say that you've had more than your share of genital-related woes,sir.

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POTD
Forum: Other Other Topics 11-19-2005, 08:56 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 500
Posted By Dex
Re: serously: my testical is hurting. should i be scared?

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before i went to bed yesterday, my testical was mildly to moderately aching. it's still aching 12 hours later.

do i have testicular cancer or something?

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I had a...
Forum: Other Other Topics 11-13-2005, 05:41 AM
Replies: 53
Views: 171
Posted By Dex
Re: Okay, here\'s the deal.

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What is the biggest lie you ever told that nobody found out about?

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When I was in high school, I somehow got ahold of some keys to the school. I don't remember exactly...
Forum: Other Other Topics 11-13-2005, 05:36 AM
Replies: 53
Views: 171
Posted By Dex
Re: Okay, here\'s the deal.

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What's a nubian?

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Try here (http://justfuckinggoogleit.com/).
Forum: Other Other Topics 11-13-2005, 05:33 AM
Replies: 53
Views: 171
Posted By Dex
Re: Okay, here\'s the deal.

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I don't know. What's legal? 18? I'd rather be with a woman closer to my age though.

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16 is legal in jersey, and in various other states.
Forum: Other Other Topics 11-13-2005, 05:27 AM
Replies: 53
Views: 171
Posted By Dex
Re: Okay, here\'s the deal.

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What's the worst thing you've ever done?

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My ex-wife.
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