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Forum: Other Other Topics 10-06-2005, 09:31 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 34
Posted By newfant
Hi Gang!

What's new? Has anything exciting happened since I last visited this morning?

P.S. If I get banned can you change my subtitle from "old hand" to "banned?" Thank you.
Forum: Other Other Topics 10-06-2005, 12:06 PM
Replies: 123
Views: 344
Posted By newfant
Re: Goodbye to 00T

Didn't you do this same thing a week ago? See you tomorrow.
Forum: Politics 10-06-2005, 11:11 AM
Replies: 16
Views: 133
Posted By newfant
Rhodes Scholar Clinton v Chimpy

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"The reason this is not Vietnam is that 58% of the eligible voters showed up and voted in Iraq," Clinton told the magazine. The South Vietnamese government was "never legitimate" in the...
Forum: Politics 10-06-2005, 10:35 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 130
Posted By newfant
A dual monarchy? (per Jesse Ventura)

So I was watching Jesse "The Mind/Body" on Donnie Doeche the other night and Jesse made an interesting comment (one of many actually).

Jesse pointed out that for the last 18 years we've only had...
Forum: Politics 10-06-2005, 10:24 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 93
Posted By newfant
Re: Where do you stand?

She's probably going to suck. But, she's too stupid to sway any of the other Justices opinions, so at least her stupidity will be contained.
Forum: Politics 10-04-2005, 11:25 AM
Replies: 29
Views: 181
Posted By newfant
Miers\' qualification

I just listened to a Bush news conference. Gee Duh attempted to lay out Harriet Miers' qualifications. Here's what they are as near as I can tell:

1) She was the first woman head of the Dallas...
Forum: Politics 10-04-2005, 04:20 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 96
Posted By newfant
Re: More telling news about Iraqi \"democracy\"

It's a [censored] sammich and we're all gonna' have to take a bite.
Forum: Politics 10-04-2005, 04:19 AM
Replies: 2
Views: 81
Posted By newfant
Changing sexual mores

Here's some interesting statistics on the changing sexual mores of young people in U.S. and Canada:

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Freewheeling young women in the United States and Canada first have intercourse at...
Forum: Other Other Topics 10-04-2005, 01:59 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 92
Posted By newfant
Re: nuts *nsfw*

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It's probably a zit or a sebaceous prominence or a cyst or any of a billion other totally normal things that can happen there.

If you're sexually active it could also be a wart (which,...
Forum: Other Other Topics 10-04-2005, 01:53 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 92
Posted By newfant
Re: nuts *nsfw*

Sounds like either herpes or AIDS.
Forum: Other Other Topics 10-04-2005, 01:18 AM
Replies: 45
Views: 165
Posted By newfant
Re: Every time you masturbate

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(you don't suck newfant)

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Awwww. I think I'm going to print that out and frame it. That is absolutely the nicest thing anyone has ever written about me. ...
Forum: Other Other Topics 10-04-2005, 01:12 AM
Replies: 45
Views: 165
Posted By newfant
Re: Every time you masturbate

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Wow why all the newfant dissing? He's a pretty funny poster. This pic is older than the internet though.

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Save yourself while there is still time. There is no way to...
Forum: Other Other Topics 10-04-2005, 12:55 AM
Replies: 45
Views: 165
Posted By newfant
Re: Every time you masturbate

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If you really think that I need to wait for someone else to slam you first, why don't you check out the bruiser thread last week(my last diss post, i think) and you'll see I am the first....
Forum: Other Other Topics 10-04-2005, 12:49 AM
Replies: 45
Views: 165
Posted By newfant
Re: Every time you masturbate

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(go back to Fark and stop sucking, OP)
Forum: Other Other Topics 10-03-2005, 10:05 PM
Replies: 45
Views: 165
Posted By newfant
Re: Every time you masturbate

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(go back to Fark and stop sucking, OP)

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OK there, arbiter of all that is cool. What high-quality content have you contributed lately?
Forum: Other Other Topics 10-03-2005, 09:57 PM
Replies: 45
Views: 165
Posted By newfant
Re: Every time you masturbate

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Well, next time I give a [censored] about what some worthless prick who spends all his time on a message board says, I'll let you know.


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So I guess this...
Forum: Other Other Topics 10-03-2005, 09:46 PM
Replies: 45
Views: 165
Posted By newfant
Re: Every time you masturbate

Well, next time I give a [censored] about what some worthless prick who spends all his time on a message board says, I'll let you know.
Forum: Other Other Topics 10-03-2005, 09:37 PM
Replies: 45
Views: 165
Posted By newfant
Re: Every time you masturbate

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I had compiled a list of 100 of you retards I was going to mass ban, and you were at the top of the list.

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If you could ban people for sucking and being retarded, how...
Forum: Other Other Topics 10-03-2005, 09:29 PM
Replies: 45
Views: 165
Posted By newfant
Every time you masturbate

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/11/God-kills-kitten.jpg

Excuse me while I go kill a few kittens.
Forum: Politics 10-03-2005, 09:13 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 121
Posted By newfant
Re: Can anyone say \"pork\"

Because Stevens (a high-ranking Republican Congressperson) wanted it and President Bush signed the bill that allowed him to have it.
Forum: Other Other Topics 10-03-2005, 10:59 AM
Replies: 26
Views: 102
Posted By newfant
Re: I just don\'t get it.

The only sport I usually watch is football. American football, that is.

Baseball is too long and boring to watch. I have no idea why anyone watches golf (get the little ball in the hole. Yay.)....
Forum: Other Other Topics 10-03-2005, 01:35 AM
Replies: 62
Views: 184
Posted By newfant
Re: Stuff that makes you pause and reflect on everything

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Then these kids grab the original kid who confronted them and bring them 10 feet away and pull out 2 9mm hand guns and put on to his head and say "not another word outa you or we'll shoot...
Forum: Other Other Topics 10-02-2005, 11:43 PM
Replies: 76
Views: 234
Posted By newfant
Re: Most disturbing porn pic/video you\'ve ever seen.

Where's the vid of the chick firing bananas out of her ass into other people's mouths?
Forum: Politics 10-02-2005, 07:17 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 220
Posted By newfant
Re: The Religion of Peace

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On the other hand, you could just have a civil war.

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That may be inevitable regardless of whether this constitution is approved.
Forum: Politics 10-02-2005, 07:16 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 220
Posted By newfant
Re: \'Islam is the official religion of the state\'

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So you are free to follow any religion that doesn't conflict with Islam then. Great!



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