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Forum: Other Other Topics 12-31-2005, 07:33 PM
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Posted By bisonbison
Re: I need someone to build me some stuff

Next time, don't inhale so deeply.

But the great ideas are all in the middle of the cigarette, and if I don't suck as hard I can, they turn to ash.

Or maybe I'm confusing ideas with hope, and...
Forum: Other Other Topics 12-31-2005, 06:38 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 30
Posted By bisonbison
Re: I need someone to build me some stuff

Mad, the dream still lives, but I'm telling you, I lit that cigarette and ideas came out instead of cancer smoke. I had to get them out there.
Forum: Other Other Topics 12-31-2005, 05:26 PM
Replies: 39
Views: 20
Posted By bisonbison
Re: Drug Question

Someone get this crap off the message boards please.

Huh?
Forum: Other Other Topics 12-31-2005, 05:19 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 30
Posted By bisonbison
Re: I need someone to build me some stuff

Depending on what level of functionality you have in society, you may need more than one color sock at some point. The beauty of the dispenser is that you have easy access to your "everyday" white...
Forum: Other Other Topics 12-31-2005, 05:12 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 30
Posted By bisonbison
Re: I need someone to build me some stuff

This is already made. It is called a drawer.

Yeah, but if a girl sees you have a drawer that is just a pile of socks, then you will be embarrassed and have a more difficult time getting her to go...
Forum: Other Other Topics 12-31-2005, 05:08 PM
Replies: 24
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Posted By bisonbison
Re: I need someone to build me some stuff

My vision was, you buy like 50 pairs of the same kind of sock, then after you wash them rather than folding you just load them all into the dispenser.

Yes.
Forum: Other Other Topics 12-31-2005, 05:05 PM
Replies: 5
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Posted By bisonbison
Re: Harry Frazee and the curse

Charles Lindbergh and Ford were the great luminaries of pro-fascist American sentiment. The country was wierd then and it's wierd now.

My parents (not jewish) chose not to buy a house in 1975...
Forum: Other Other Topics 12-31-2005, 04:29 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 30
Posted By bisonbison
I need someone to build me some stuff

Okay, I just had a really productive cigarette break. I need two things that I never knew I needed before:

1. A pair of pants with a built in chair.
2. A sock dispenser.

Could someone get to...
Forum: Other Other Topics 12-31-2005, 04:18 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 4
Posted By bisonbison
Re: Harry Frazee and the curse

Man, anti-semites are dumb, but "The Peril of Baseball- 'Too Much Jew'" is a hilarious headline.
Forum: Other Other Topics 12-31-2005, 03:44 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 23
Posted By bisonbison
Re: White Stripes

You like something (an album, a movie, a tv show)? Good.

Insofar as an article might point you to more things you might like, great. Insofar as those magazines and the endless substrata of...
Forum: Other Other Topics 12-31-2005, 03:33 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 23
Posted By bisonbison
Re: White Stripes

I like em.
Forum: Other Other Topics 12-31-2005, 02:32 PM
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Forum: Other Other Topics 12-31-2005, 12:33 PM
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Posted By bisonbison
\"No, I am... crazy, and I need a menthol cigarette.\"

This story made me incredibly happy this morning.

http://www.pennlive.com/news/patriotnews/index.ssf?/base/news/1135851671239760.xml&coll=1

[ QUOTE ]
A Central Dauphin School District...
Forum: Other Other Topics 12-31-2005, 12:01 AM
Replies: 43
Views: 54
Posted By bisonbison
Re: bisonbison is backback

(or perhaps they'll all derritative of somebody better, I could be wrong

One-line comics that are actually good are like good knuckleball pitchers. You appreciate when they come along, and you...
Forum: Other Other Topics 12-30-2005, 11:51 PM
Replies: 43
Views: 54
Posted By bisonbison
Re: bisonbison is backback

I assume you are talking about Steven Wright and not the Pink Floyd keyboardist or the African-American author.

Yes. Not high.
Forum: Other Other Topics 12-30-2005, 11:11 PM
Replies: 43
Views: 54
Posted By bisonbison
Re: bisonbison is backback

Dude,

You think Mitch Hedberg is nothing but a poor man's Richard Wright. I think I'm happy to disagree with ye.
Forum: Other Other Topics 12-30-2005, 06:33 PM
Replies: 71
Views: 71
Posted By bisonbison
Re: $2,000,000,000

New socks every day for life.
Forum: Other Other Topics 12-30-2005, 02:10 PM
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Views: 3
Posted By bisonbison
Re: Advise on better sleep

Work out daily.
Forum: Other Other Topics 12-30-2005, 12:32 PM
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Posted By bisonbison
Forum: Other Other Topics 12-30-2005, 03:55 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 18
Posted By bisonbison
Re: This text messaging thing is starting to grow on me

awkwaard answering machine messages for guys are gayer than texts.

Yeah, but what about multiple calls to a phone with caller ID without leaving a message?
Forum: Other Other Topics 12-29-2005, 11:06 PM
Replies: 43
Views: 54
Posted By bisonbison
Re: bisonbison is backback

Thanks duder. I really do appreciate it.
Forum: Other Other Topics 12-29-2005, 10:54 PM
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Views: 54
Posted By bisonbison
Re: bisonbison is backback

Sorry, I meant to say - how many 5 year old married asian chicks do you think Russel Crowe could beat up?
Forum: Other Other Topics 12-29-2005, 10:37 PM
Replies: 43
Views: 54
Posted By bisonbison
Re: bisonbison is backback

Basically, my whole goal playing poker now is to maintain an even emotional reaction to any results.

If I play enough hands, I will win. I know this. So now any moving up will involve a 500BB...
Forum: Other Other Topics 12-29-2005, 10:28 PM
Replies: 43
Views: 54
Posted By bisonbison
Re: bisonbison is backback

(welcome back, welcome back, welcome back)

My favorite Onyx song samples this line.
Forum: Other Other Topics 12-29-2005, 10:27 PM
Replies: 43
Views: 54
Posted By bisonbison
Re: bisonbison is backback

PJN,

I missed you too. Of course it's fine to laugh at me high. I'd never smoked more than twice in a month until this fall, and now? Let's just say I'm doing some stuff I missed out on in my...
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