Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance
12-24-2005, 06:00 AM
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Replies: 1
Views: 74
The eggnog worked!!!!
One of my tables got short, then broke. Totally forgot I was still sitting when it pops back up 'cause an uber-fish sat down with 10BB to play. Busted him, he re-buys and another sits down. Got an...
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Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance
12-24-2005, 05:04 AM
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Replies: 1
Views: 74
There goes my Xmas bonus
Happy ****in' Holidays
I'll be face down in the eggnog if anyone needs me
http://img489.imageshack.us/img489/5462/down200bb2pg.jpg
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Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance
12-16-2005, 06:45 PM
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Replies: 7
Views: 56
Re: Worst Bad Beat Ever
The worst snack-food bad beat has to be reaching into this bag for a handful without reading the label first.
http://walkers.corpex.com/cr15p5/walkpix/prodpix2/crisps_pc.gif
Prawn Cocktail...
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Forum: Micro-Limits
12-11-2005, 06:25 AM
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Replies: 10
Views: 48
Re: Check-calling for value
**grunch**
Bet. Always.
Start counting the times you see calls with junk hands - it's more than you see folds
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Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance
12-11-2005, 06:19 AM
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Replies: 32
Views: 140
Re: OMFG LIMIT POKER PLAYERS ARE SO STUPID
Dude.
1 of those nites, up at first, playin' and feelin' good, get 3-way with a rock and a total fish and the guppy gets all the $, and arrrrrgh and just one of those soul-crushing nites...
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Forum: Micro-Limits
12-06-2005, 05:15 PM
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Replies: 10
Views: 73
Re: Raised on the river with a scare card...
*grunch*
Good bet on the flop - no need to "slowplay"
Easy call on the river. I guess I'd see a Jx or 88 here about 80% of the time, and sutff like lower 2pr or even A8 the other 20%. Getting...
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Forum: Micro-Limits
12-06-2005, 05:04 PM
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Replies: 10
Views: 49
Re: did i play this AK hand correctly?
*grunch*
Played well every street. I would play it the same and expect to see stuff like QQ or AJo from MP1 and smaller 2-pr, Kx, 9x, or worse from the other 2. MAYBE the flush from a really...
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Forum: Micro-Limits
12-06-2005, 04:42 PM
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Replies: 20
Views: 84
Re: Improper odds for the fishies
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1) may make a thinking player fold. good.
2) when players call with incorrect odds it is a winning play(for you).
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If they suck out that's fine...we still...
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Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance
12-04-2005, 06:17 AM
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Replies: 3
Views: 78
Hand reading exercise
Ultimate Bet 0.50/1 Hold'em (10 handed) FTR converter on zerodivide.cx (http://www.zerodivide.cx/converter)
Preflop: Hero is BB with J/images/graemlins/heart.gif, Q/images/graemlins/diamond.gif. ...
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Forum: Micro-Limits
12-01-2005, 10:06 PM
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Replies: 29
Views: 195
Re: Who the hell IS this guy?
That's the guy. So the #'s I have are possible. And you're right, he CAN be bullied. He must spend a lot of time on table selection and take great notes. Plays exceptionally well OOP, and steals...
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Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance
12-01-2005, 06:04 AM
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Replies: 21
Views: 396
Re: FCKING POKERSTARS IS RIGGED BULLSHT COOLER HAND
Also note the river bet is by "LegendMan42". Look familiar? (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=0&Number=4058648&page=0&fpart=1&vc=1&nt=2) Plagiarism is for pussies. Get a life. I...
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Forum: Micro-Limits
12-01-2005, 05:53 AM
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Replies: 29
Views: 195
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Forum: Micro-Limits
12-01-2005, 05:51 AM
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Replies: 29
Views: 195
Re: Who the hell IS this guy?
all full-ring, never seen him at a table with less than 8 people. Also, RARELY seen at more than 1 table, and never chats.
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Forum: Micro-Limits
12-01-2005, 05:46 AM
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Replies: 29
Views: 195
Who the hell IS this guy?
Saw this guy a lot for a few months, always at UB .25/.5. Then he seemed to vanish, and I moved to .5/1. A week or so ago I added a .25/.5 table as I worked on multi-tabling, and today I see him...
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Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance
12-01-2005, 04:47 AM
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Replies: 3
Views: 143
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Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance
12-01-2005, 02:15 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 161
I live for these hands
Reads don't matter.
Ultimate Bet 0.25/0.50 Hold'em (10 handed) FTR converter on zerodivide.cx (http://www.zerodivide.cx/converter)
Preflop: woohoo! is Button with...
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Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance
11-30-2005, 02:18 AM
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Replies: 33
Views: 567
Re: 99.8% to win on the flop
Here's the thing: I completely understand what you're saying, but still don't agree and here's why. NL variance and standard deviation is HUGE BOTH WAYS. Read it again. Yea, 500bb is more than...
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Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance
11-30-2005, 12:16 AM
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Replies: 33
Views: 567
Re: 99.8% to win on the flop
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limit bad beats are so stupid
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Seen this comment in several threads, and it totally pisses me off. It's the beat, not the bucks. When you're playing perfect at .1/.25...
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Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance
11-29-2005, 10:35 PM
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Replies: 6
Views: 154
Re: Know-it-alls
WARNING: EXTREMELY NON-PC POST. YOU'VE BEEN WARNED.
Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?
A (in white): <font color="white"> Not being a ****ing retard....
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Forum: Micro-Limits
11-29-2005, 06:44 PM
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Replies: 7
Views: 31
Re: Best site for micro limits- for a beginner?
FWIW, I've spent my whole micro career at UB, which may make me a serious masochist. Started at .25/.5, now at .5/1 and doing OK. Winning at both, not a lot, but given me a lot of confidence in my...
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Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance
11-29-2005, 03:43 AM
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Replies: 12
Views: 262
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Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance
11-29-2005, 02:18 AM
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Replies: 44
Views: 652
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Forum: Micro-Limits
11-29-2005, 02:04 AM
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Replies: 12
Views: 110
Re: A sexy preflop raise
I like the pfr. Been trying this myself lately for the same reason. If a known (and I mean KNOWN, not suspected) idiot is the only caller to me in late pos, I'll raise most of the hands I'd raise...
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Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance
11-28-2005, 06:04 AM
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Replies: 129
Views: 1,511
Re: Stupid bluffing idiots that get lucky
OK, I gotta chime in here with 3 comments:
1) I love this forum, as it let's me interact with total psychos who don't post in my usual forum. It's a whole new world!
2) 2+2 needs to double...
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Forum: Internet Bonuses
11-24-2005, 01:06 AM
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Replies: 20
Views: 253
Re: UltimateBet Thanksgiving Reload
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Has anyone done this UB reload successfully?
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Yes. And I've had NONE of the problems described in this thread. On 10/28 I saw a reload bonus notice on the main page...
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