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Forum: Other Other Topics 07-08-2005, 01:52 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 44
Posted By dr. klopek
The further adventures of \"Weird Lady at Work.\"

Since last we met with weird lady at work, I have learned a great deal about this enigmatic woman. Her name is Linda, she was in the air force, she is insane. When I say insane, I don't mean she's a...
Forum: Other Other Topics 07-08-2005, 11:38 AM
Replies: 82
Views: 243
Posted By dr. klopek
Re: Not Cumming During Sex

Lay off the whiskey.
Forum: Science, Math, and Philosophy 06-17-2005, 07:11 PM
Replies: 117
Views: 1,336
Posted By dr. klopek
Re: Atheism is retarded...

Solipsism rules.
Forum: Other Other Topics 06-16-2005, 07:14 PM
Replies: 90
Views: 295
Posted By dr. klopek
Re: Paying a homeless person to eat dog poop

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The only thing immoral about this is the existence of a minimum wage in the first place.

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ugh
Forum: Other Other Topics 06-16-2005, 07:08 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 103
Posted By dr. klopek
Forum: Other Other Topics 06-16-2005, 07:01 PM
Replies: 90
Views: 295
Posted By dr. klopek
Re: Paying a homeless person to eat dog poop

This particular act is immoral, IMO. It is akin to hiring illegal immigrants because you don't have to pay them minimum wage.

The guy doesn't just want to see someone eat [censored]. He wants the...
Forum: Other Other Topics 06-13-2005, 07:40 PM
Replies: 38
Views: 145
Posted By dr. klopek
Re: I\'m a Pretty Liberal Guy and All But This Sucks

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Yeah, that's pretty gross. But really, does he look that much more freakish then some porno chick with boobs that are literally the size of watermelons, or michael jackson?

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Forum: Other Other Topics 06-13-2005, 07:39 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 29
Posted By dr. klopek
Re: Portland Trip Report

Yea, I guess the only real differences are some patchwork pants and filthy blonde dreadlocks.
Forum: Other Other Topics 06-13-2005, 07:34 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 29
Posted By dr. klopek
Re: Portland Trip Report

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Wow, most vegans I've met have never struck me as the jello-shot types. Perhaps now their inner frat-boy or girl can be released.

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He was probably doing jell-o...
Forum: Other Other Topics 06-13-2005, 07:31 PM
Replies: 138
Views: 433
Posted By dr. klopek
Re: Michael Jackson Verdict at 1:30pm PST

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You wouldn't be happy if your life had been ruined.

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I don't get this. If I were to say "I sleep in the same bed as 13 year-old boys whenever I get the chance," I wouldn't...
Forum: Other Other Topics 06-13-2005, 03:33 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 86
Posted By dr. klopek
Re: I think I\'ve had enough.

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you sir need to get laid

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True as this may be, it's not the point.
Forum: Other Other Topics 06-13-2005, 05:23 AM
Replies: 20
Views: 86
Posted By dr. klopek
I think I\'ve had enough.

My room is directly under my roommate's room. Someone is bumpin uglies loudly up there, despite him being in the other room playing video games.

It wouldn't bother me so much that he uses his...
Forum: Other Other Topics 06-13-2005, 05:12 AM
Replies: 79
Views: 216
Posted By dr. klopek
Re: Pics of my busy (G)ay.

Man, I'm a jerk
Forum: Other Other Topics 06-13-2005, 03:23 AM
Replies: 16
Views: 49
Posted By dr. klopek
Forum: Other Other Topics 06-13-2005, 03:11 AM
Replies: 16
Views: 49
Posted By dr. klopek
Re: Tragic figures of recent times and primes you wish never ended

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Question 1. Who was the biggest fall from grace and which is a more tragic figure. Mike Tyson or Michael Jackson? Both were considered the greatest at one point only to be undone by...
Forum: Other Other Topics 06-13-2005, 03:02 AM
Replies: 79
Views: 216
Posted By dr. klopek
Re: Pics of my busy day.

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We have new "hot tub" pics.

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That's harsh, man.

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Forum: Other Other Topics 06-13-2005, 02:51 AM
Replies: 79
Views: 216
Posted By dr. klopek
Re: Pics of my busy day.

We have new "hot tub" pics.
Forum: Other Other Topics 06-13-2005, 02:42 AM
Replies: 40
Views: 129
Posted By dr. klopek
Re: Sports forum

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I'll tack this on the top for a while to annoy Mat.

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Excellent moderating. Can I nominate you for a second term or something?

EDIT: Wait! Where the hell's my avatar??
Forum: Other Other Topics 06-11-2005, 03:24 PM
Replies: 176
Views: 553
Posted By dr. klopek
Forum: Other Other Topics 06-11-2005, 02:58 PM
Replies: 48
Views: 142
Posted By dr. klopek
Re: Breaking News: Suspect confesses to killing Hottie McWhite

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800,000 people died in Rwanda

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nh

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Forum: Other Other Topics 06-11-2005, 01:29 PM
Replies: 54
Views: 163
Posted By dr. klopek
Re: What do you smoke?

I quit smoking (camel lights) ~70 days ago. I am about to go smoke weed right now.
Forum: Other Other Topics 06-09-2005, 05:44 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 36
Posted By dr. klopek
Re: Playing DVDs on my Comp

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Get media player classic--it supports multiple monitors.

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Yes. This is excellent advice.

Are you using mplayer? I like mplayer but I can only use it on my primary...
Forum: Other Other Topics 06-09-2005, 03:25 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 87
Posted By dr. klopek
Re: a good evening

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why don't we just kick in on a god damn hotel. this is ridiculous, nobody plays cards in person anymore. TILT!!!

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You're the one who flat out refuses to play NL.
Forum: Other Other Topics 06-09-2005, 02:36 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 33
Posted By dr. klopek
Re: Spun

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And I also thought Trainspotting and Req were overrated and stupid.

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I was with you until this part. I really, really like Requiem. A lot. Trainspotting is good, but it's...
Forum: Other Other Topics 06-08-2005, 04:35 PM
Replies: 150
Views: 489
Posted By dr. klopek
Re: Time for some action...

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