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Forum: Small Stakes Shorthanded 12-28-2005, 07:15 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 204
Posted By billymonk
Re: new year\'s eve

Please don't play poker on new years eve. I know the allure of money is really nice, but come on. Get drunk, knock up a girl, vomit a hellacious amount, anything. I don't care if you go fishing....
Forum: News, Views, and Gossip 12-28-2005, 06:44 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 716
Posted By billymonk
Re: mason vs. sklansky

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I think a better question is who would win in a fistfight, Mason or Sklansky? Mason's a bigger man, but Sklansky seems the scrappy type.

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Sklansky, while answering...
Forum: Sporting Events 12-27-2005, 02:26 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 153
Posted By billymonk
Re: World Hockey Junior Championships

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I hate this event. Why? cause it alway stakes 4-5 players away from the UofMichigan team, leaving our squad depleted for the holiday tournament.

Anyway, look for Jack Johnson(USA) to...
Forum: Sporting Events 12-24-2005, 02:13 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 153
Posted By billymonk
World Hockey Junior Championships

Whose excited? Whose your team? This is always my favorite part of the Christmas holidays and it's not even close. Nothing beats waking up on Christmas morning and taking in a Canada game, or any...
Forum: Other Other Topics 12-24-2005, 01:23 AM
Replies: 42
Views: 663
Posted By billymonk
Re: People you\'d like to punch

My girlfriends ex-boyfriend. Yup.
Forum: Other Other Topics 12-23-2005, 10:54 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 701
Posted By billymonk
Re: Tard-Blog

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http://www.tard-blog.com/archives/entries/ndpn/57_tyrell_has_problems_with_referees.phtml

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Wow.
Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 12-20-2005, 08:00 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 51
Posted By billymonk
Re: Unreal

OMG he owned you. He knew you didn't have two clubs and that he had four outs. I would make this call with any two 'cause OMG you obviously don't have clubs.
Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 12-20-2005, 07:45 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 88
Posted By billymonk
Re: The Final Straw on a Bad Night!

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I would fold the flop since you have no redraws.

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Sure he does. He's got runner-runner-runner diamonds and runner-runner-runner hearts. It doesn't matter that either of...
Forum: Other Other Topics 12-20-2005, 06:21 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 151
Posted By billymonk
Re: My Interpretation of the Plot in \"Signs\"

You struck out a lot when you were a baseball player in the minors the guy at the recruitment office said. But then you hit the alien really hard with a bat. Good job. I like the part when you have a...
Forum: Other Other Topics 12-19-2005, 03:46 AM
Replies: 22
Views: 158
Posted By billymonk
Re: Another post about a girl

Your situation is easily solvable using this simple, fail-proof test.

Masturbate while thinking about both girls. Whoever you want to hang out with afterwards is the girl to date.
Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 12-18-2005, 11:54 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 232
Posted By billymonk
Re: LIKE 90% OF THE POSTS IN BBV ARE MADE UP

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The numbers definitely do not lie:

http://img487.imageshack.us/img487/3812/untitled2be.jpg

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Obviously fake. That isn't even a real number.
Forum: Other Other Topics 12-18-2005, 06:51 PM
Replies: 38
Views: 245
Posted By billymonk
Re: Best Songs with Month Names in their Titles

November by Emerson Drive. I like that song.
Forum: Other Other Topics 12-18-2005, 04:37 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 56
Posted By billymonk
Re: Does anyone remember this fishing game?

I hope you're talkin' about the NES game Black Bass. In which case I remember it and I think about it every day. Sometimes my girlfriend menstrates and I think to myself man, if my girlfriend blead...
Forum: Other Other Topics 12-18-2005, 03:10 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 179
Posted By billymonk
Re: ***NSFW*** Boy I Hate MAC, but Man Do I Love Women ***NSFW***

You go to Macmaster. Negative a million anything. Enjoy the grey.
Forum: Other Other Topics 12-17-2005, 06:32 PM
Replies: 153
Views: 10,436
Posted By billymonk
Re: Students: What Classes are You Taking Next Semester?

Data Structure Analysis
Principle of Programming Languages
Operating Systems
Linear Algebra II

Principle of Programming Languages and Operating System I am so pumped for. And I've been told...
Forum: Other Other Topics 12-17-2005, 12:57 AM
Replies: 22
Views: 341
Posted By billymonk
Re: Girl in crutches on Apprentice

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Damn she's hot.

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This is a fact.
Forum: Other Other Topics 12-16-2005, 06:27 PM
Replies: 153
Views: 10,436
Posted By billymonk
Re: Students: What Classes are You Taking Next Semester?

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university of toronto

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Downtown?

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Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 12-16-2005, 05:33 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 122
Posted By billymonk
Re: ridiculous downswing and I\'m about to go work at starbucks...

My girlfriend works at Starbucks. Good discount.
Forum: Other Other Topics 12-16-2005, 05:30 AM
Replies: 153
Views: 10,436
Posted By billymonk
Re: Students: What Classes are You Taking Next Semester?

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university of toronto

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Downtown?
Forum: Small Stakes Pot-, No-Limit Hold'em 12-15-2005, 04:37 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 59
Posted By billymonk
Re: Donking big pot for image?

I don't think this is a very good strategy. I think you are far better off just playing solid poker. Especially at the 25NL tables. You may think they're observant, but they are not. Even when they...
Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 12-15-2005, 04:21 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 100
Posted By billymonk
Re: [censored] rodent

My girlfriends is never adorable. Ever. I have seen cute bunnies. This one is not. If there was a human equivlant to this bunny, I'm sure it would look like the lead singer of Sum 41.

You should...
Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 12-15-2005, 04:05 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 100
Posted By billymonk
Re: [censored] rodent

Rabbits are the worst ever. My girlfriend has one. In fact it's sitting right outside my room right now. I wish I could kill it but then she'd be sad and dealing with her crying would obviously be...
Forum: Other Other Topics 12-15-2005, 03:56 AM
Replies: 60
Views: 297
Posted By billymonk
Re: Girl strips for dorm at Canadian University -NSFW link

When I first got the link I said to my friend "Man, that stripper is busted". When I was informed that it was actually a student I changed that too "I'm transferring to Western". So that's where I...
Forum: Other Other Topics 12-14-2005, 07:56 AM
Replies: 22
Views: 964
Posted By billymonk
Re: Technique for running on ice

I use hockey skates.
Forum: Other Other Topics 12-14-2005, 07:03 AM
Replies: 71
Views: 443
Posted By billymonk
Re: Words/phrases you use all the [censored] time!

That's fckin retarded.
Fck that sht.
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