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Forum: Other Other Topics 12-28-2005, 01:31 AM
Replies: 77
Views: 3,104
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Forum: Computer Technical Help 12-12-2005, 01:51 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 94
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Forum: Other Other Topics 12-06-2005, 03:51 AM
Replies: 59
Views: 385
Posted By Cancer Merchant
Re: Favorite Wrestling Hold?

The moss covered family gradunzel.

Followed by move 67, ARM-bar.
Forum: Other Other Topics 12-04-2005, 05:07 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 263
Posted By Cancer Merchant
Re: If you could do one thing differently this year...

Not wasted the summer and delayed my degree to 2006. That and get laid.
Forum: Other Other Topics 12-04-2005, 04:57 PM
Replies: 98
Views: 397
Posted By Cancer Merchant
Re: Was Steve Martin ever funny?

So, is any of his standup work available today on DVD? I'm cruising Netflix and coming up blank, other than SNL/Muppet Show appearances.
Forum: Other Other Topics 12-03-2005, 11:50 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 74
Posted By Cancer Merchant
Re: Hot alcohol drinks

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Hot chocolate + Bailey's = good enough for me.

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I like to throw in some 100 proof peppermint shnapps for good measure.

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Forum: Other Other Topics 12-03-2005, 11:36 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 74
Posted By Cancer Merchant
Re: Hot alcohol drinks

Hot mulled wine has made crappy wine taste good for the last thousand years. Toss in brandy or Cognac for more kick.

One recipe:

2 lemons
2 oranges
1 - 750 ml bottle of medium, to full,...
Forum: Other Other Topics 12-03-2005, 08:25 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 51
Posted By Cancer Merchant
Re: Rig-a-jig-jig, it\'s Dominic the Donkey

Never heard of it. Anyone have a link?

That reminds me, Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer should be entering heavy rotation about now. Ugh.
Forum: Sports Betting 12-03-2005, 01:35 PM
Replies: 99
Views: 514
Posted By Cancer Merchant
Re: Week #13 lines for the \"3+1 NFL Challenge\"

400 Cardinals -3
300 Jets +10
200 Packers o30.5
100 Redskins -3
Forum: Sports Betting 11-23-2005, 01:49 PM
Replies: 95
Views: 440
Posted By Cancer Merchant
Re: Week #12 lines (minus MNF game) for \"3+1\"

400 Rams -3.5
300 Giants +4.5
200 Bengals o37
100 Bears +3
Forum: Other Other Topics 11-22-2005, 10:12 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 74
Posted By Cancer Merchant
Re: Tailor made for Texas Crimson Challenges

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except that, from a physiological sense, these sodas are harder to drink because they have carbonation.

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So, if someone drank carbonated hot sauce, his life would suck...
Forum: Politics 11-22-2005, 12:55 PM
Replies: 86
Views: 409
Posted By Cancer Merchant
Re: thank you, price \'gougers\'

Conclusion: Governmental forms in antiquity were insufficiently politically enlightened, thus they failed when attempting to introduce a command economy. Only when the middle-clas capitalist system...
Forum: Other Other Topics 11-22-2005, 01:15 AM
Replies: 37
Views: 861
Posted By Cancer Merchant
Re: Leroy Jenkins on Jeopardy

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It's official, between this thread, this "ytmnd" stuff people post, and the o rly thing with the owl, I really have no clue what's going on anymore. I can tell this stuff would have been...
Forum: Other Other Topics 11-22-2005, 12:50 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 360
Posted By Cancer Merchant
Re: World of Warcraft claims its first victim

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leeeeeeeroooooooooyyyyyyyyyyyyy



JEEEENKINNNNNNSSSSSS

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Forum: Other Other Topics 11-22-2005, 12:00 AM
Replies: 70
Views: 363
Posted By Cancer Merchant
Re: Do we buy him an ass wiper? (seriously)

It's almost Christmas, surely you can give the gift that keeps on giving for each and every flush. Give the Solution ComfortSeat(R) (http://www.solutioncomfortseat.com/obese-hygiene-assistive.htm)
Forum: Other Other Topics 11-21-2005, 11:37 PM
Replies: 47
Views: 172
Posted By Cancer Merchant
Re: Favorite Thanksgiving Food

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Dark meat on stuffing covered in gravy. Sure,
it will probably kill me, but I will die happy.

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Get out of my head! /images/graemlins/grin.gif

I'm the only one in the...
Forum: Other Other Topics 11-21-2005, 11:18 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 26
Posted By Cancer Merchant
Re: Does anyone have a g-mail invite they will send me?

Try searching for a gmail invite server. Easier than relying on the pity of strangers.
Forum: Other Other Topics 11-21-2005, 11:11 PM
Replies: 68
Views: 212
Posted By Cancer Merchant
Re: Open letter to poser-indy-music-scenesters

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Why do people argue over things like music or movies? Doesn't it all come down to personal preference?

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It may, but the implications of that are just so...
Forum: Other Other Topics 11-21-2005, 04:06 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 121
Posted By Cancer Merchant
Re: I Just Had A Heart Attack And I Don\'t Have Health Insurance (Long)

The cold clutches of death score a near miss. Darwin almost chalks up another victory.
Forum: Other Other Topics 11-21-2005, 01:34 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 58
Posted By Cancer Merchant
Re: What to do in January?

Volunteer. Either find a favorite museum that complements your history background, or some other cause. These are a good way to meet altruistic chicks.
Forum: Sports Betting 11-20-2005, 03:29 AM
Replies: 84
Views: 501
Posted By Cancer Merchant
Re: Official lines for Week #11 of the \"3+1 NFL Challenge- 2005\"

400 redskins -6
300 Lions +9
200 colts -5
100 saints +10
Forum: Other Other Topics 11-18-2005, 06:18 PM
Replies: 71
Poll: whiskeytown,
Views: 268
Posted By Cancer Merchant
Re: whiskeytown,

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Who cares, he's some fat 35 year old pothead loser who sits at home posting on 2+2 all day. Ignore him.

Oh, and every single thread he's started has sucked. Without exception.

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Forum: Other Other Topics 11-17-2005, 01:38 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 102
Posted By Cancer Merchant
Re: Tofu - Flavor\'s Enemy

If you're into hot, there's a bunch of good-stasting szechuan-style hot tofu variants. One is:

2 tsp peanut oil
2 Tb grated fresh ginger
6 cloves garlic, minced
1/4 lb. fresh shiitake...
Forum: Other Other Topics 11-16-2005, 03:02 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 271
Posted By Cancer Merchant
Re: Suppose you had a daughter

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(note: I might be able to simplify this problem by using the Chinese methods of abortion...)

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Man, the Chinese worry me. They're having 12 boys for every 10 girls. In...
Forum: Sporting Events 11-14-2005, 09:45 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 325
Posted By Cancer Merchant
Re: Week 10 FF Bitch/Brag

Left Roy Williams on the bench in two leagues, and started the Trent Green Experience. Glad to see somebody's picking up the slack since Daunte stopped putting up negative numbers.
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