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Forum: News, Views, and Gossip 11-16-2005, 05:58 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 159
Posted By baby-jesus
Re: Do you know Bill Miffmaff?

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Why am I laughing at this thread?

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weird. i'm not laughing at all. in fact i'm probably the opposite of laughing

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Forum: Other Other Topics 08-25-2005, 06:14 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 89
Posted By baby-jesus
Re: Movie quotes: substitue the word \"poker\"

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This thread made me happy.

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I cried but then there was some redemption. I like redemption.
Forum: Small Stakes Shorthanded 08-25-2005, 02:07 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 119
Posted By baby-jesus
Re: adshoc?

I cried b/c someone is impersonating me. Do not take the name of the Lord in vain.
Forum: Beginners Questions 08-23-2005, 09:43 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 149
Posted By baby-jesus
Re: ADSHOC for Aug 23

This makes me cry.
Forum: Other Other Topics 08-08-2005, 11:51 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 31
Posted By baby-jesus
Re: Happy Birthday Jake!

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I cry every time I see that cake by your name.

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FYP
Forum: Other Other Topics 08-02-2005, 11:21 AM
Replies: 180
Views: 530
Posted By baby-jesus
Re: Locking Gimmick Accounts???

Please don't make me cry.
Forum: Other Other Topics 07-29-2005, 11:11 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 125
Posted By baby-jesus
Re: I just got off the phone with God...

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Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo makes baby jesus cry /images/graemlins/frown.gif

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I figured that this went without saying.
Forum: Other Other Topics 07-29-2005, 10:38 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 125
Posted By baby-jesus
Re: I just got off the phone with God...

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And He said that anyone who pays money to see Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo, is going to hell.

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This is true. He told me there were too many groin jokes.
Now. I need to...
Forum: Brick and Mortar 07-27-2005, 05:04 PM
Replies: 66
Views: 342
Posted By baby-jesus
Re: Only time to tip a tourney dealer.....

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I've had a 6 pack in the fridge for over 6 months.

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This saddens me

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Forum: Other Other Topics 07-15-2005, 03:17 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 115
Posted By baby-jesus
Re: Should bad gimmick accounts be banned?

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How original and creative to make a gimmick account only to post in this thread. Couldn't see that one coming...

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I forgive your impertinence and, by the way, check your...
Forum: Other Other Topics 07-15-2005, 02:59 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 115
Posted By baby-jesus
Re: Should bad gimmick accounts be banned?

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Judge not, lest ye be judged.

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This is a horrible gimmick account.

"baby Jesus" didn't talk.
Forum: Other Other Topics 07-15-2005, 02:56 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 115
Posted By baby-jesus
Re: Should bad gimmick accounts be banned?

Judge not, lest ye be judged.
Forum: Small Stakes Shorthanded 07-15-2005, 01:21 AM
Replies: 29
Views: 108
Posted By baby-jesus
Re: Huge vag. or well played?

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Raise the river.

Krishan

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I'm not sure. At 10/20, this looks a lot like a scare card river bluff. Aren't AA & KK still 3 betting here knowing you didn't cap anything...
Forum: Televised Poker 07-15-2005, 01:13 AM
Replies: 601
Views: 2,285
Posted By baby-jesus
Re: Williamson Doubles up Against Hachem

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She's out. Thank [censored] god.

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Oh praise jesus!

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You're welcome. She was really slowing the game down. Not a bad person, but I was getting...
Forum: Multi-table Tournaments 07-15-2005, 01:00 AM
Replies: 20
Views: 136
Posted By baby-jesus
Re: Vicky Coren and pocket AA in WSOP

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She is a respected player in London, and said on TV that she would fold AA preflop early in the WSOP if faced with 3 all in bets infront of her....Is that a common opinion here?

Bingo ...
Forum: Other Other Topics 07-15-2005, 12:32 AM
Replies: 55
Views: 176
Posted By baby-jesus
Re: Computer nerds, find these n00dz!

I am glad that you enjoy my father's handiwork. As you can see, it is good. Real good.

BTW, no touching yourself. It really does make me cry and also makes me kill kittens, so just don't do...
Forum: News, Views, and Gossip 07-14-2005, 05:12 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 123
Posted By baby-jesus
Re: Poker nightmare in the making(WSOP spoiler)

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I can magoo it with the best of them from time to time. Usually though I play a pretty TAG game.

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I've played with him a few times - if he goes broke taking...
Forum: Other Other Topics 07-14-2005, 05:08 PM
Replies: 53
Views: 181
Posted By baby-jesus
Re: Strangest thing you\'ve made love to?

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Why don't I bend you over the table there... send you home with the "I just pumped the neighbor's cat" look on your face.

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Two things that make me cry:
1) This thread....
Forum: News, Views, and Gossip 07-14-2005, 04:59 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 123
Posted By baby-jesus
Re: Poker nightmare in the making(WSOP spoiler)

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No, no...Jesus Christ, not Jesus Ferguson.

Which brings up a question: if you were playing Jesus Christ in poker, would you think he was a good player, or just running extremely well? ...
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