Forum: Brick and Mortar
12-23-2005, 07:46 PM
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Replies: 36
Views: 644
Re: Al Capone Jr, I have a proposition for you...
Somehow I was expecting:
Cartman: Well. First I kick you in the nuts as hard as I can, then you kick me in the nuts as hard as you can, and we keep going back and forth until somebody falls. The...
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Forum: Other Other Topics
12-22-2005, 08:29 PM
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Replies: 14
Views: 555
Re: do most jobs require drug testing?
deng,
So, this "looking into" is some sort of new code word for getting really high and dreaming about maybe getting a job? Seems like if you really were going about getting a job you'd just ask...
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Forum: Other Other Topics
12-15-2005, 08:19 PM
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Replies: 41
Views: 345
Re: Stupid Names
I finally found the Onion Most Popular Baby Names (http://img279.imageshack.us/img279/8599/onionbabynames1xh.jpg) again
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Forum: Other Other Topics
12-14-2005, 04:30 PM
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Replies: 71
Views: 433
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Forum: Other Other Topics
11-29-2005, 10:02 PM
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Replies: 30
Views: 126
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Forum: Other Other Topics
11-29-2005, 08:37 PM
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Replies: 201
Views: 640
Re: Nominations for Best \"Rock\" Album of 2005
Maximo Park (http://www.maximopark.com/maximopark/news.php) - A Certain Trigger (http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0007VXZJK/103-2655638-1368664?v=glance&n=5174&s=music&v=glance)
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Forum: Other Other Topics
11-16-2005, 02:47 PM
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Replies: 18
Views: 80
Re: Bands with 2 drummers
Last time I saw ...and you will know us by the trail of dead they had two drum sets setup. It sounded good both when they were in sync and out.
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Forum: Other Other Topics
10-05-2005, 07:53 PM
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Replies: 38
Views: 126
Re: I love MySpace
Yeah, and I liked grouphug (http://www.grouphug.us) better when it was more british people and their snogging instead of the U.S. teenager whining brigade.
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Forum: Other Other Topics
10-03-2005, 08:03 PM
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Replies: 34
Views: 149
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Forum: Other Other Topics
09-29-2005, 01:02 PM
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Replies: 78
Views: 235
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Forum: Other Other Topics
09-28-2005, 07:48 PM
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Replies: 78
Views: 235
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Forum: Other Other Topics
09-28-2005, 05:11 PM
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Replies: 81
Views: 274
Re: The Halloween Costume Thread
I searched in vain for the infographic from the Onion a little while back that listed top female halloween costumes. The gist was they were normal costumes, but with "sexy" added. So, off the top...
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Forum: Other Other Topics
09-23-2005, 05:03 PM
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Replies: 67
Views: 207
Re: Explain these foods to me.
You have not lived until you have stepped inside a combination KFC/Pizza Hut/Taco Bell (aka Chicken Taco Hut/Slut) and ordered one item from each food type.
There's even a combo A&W/Long John...
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Forum: Other Other Topics
09-19-2005, 12:38 PM
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Replies: 10
Views: 53
Re: WTF!?!?!?!?! This is bull [censored]!
Jodi Leong (KHNL): Shari Shima has the night off.
Howard Dashefsky (KHNL): Ah, but the weather report rolls on, and we have a special guest in the weather center tonight.
Triumph: Thanks for...
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Forum: Other Other Topics
09-18-2005, 11:55 PM
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Replies: 35
Views: 121
Re: The Kool Aid Dude - Random Thoughts
Once, in a dream, the kool-aid man kidnapped my dad. Enraged by his taunting, I felled him by striking him with rocks and foul words. No one elected to partake in his blood/sugar-flavored water.
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Forum: Other Other Topics
09-17-2005, 01:30 PM
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Replies: 39
Views: 124
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Forum: Other Other Topics
09-17-2005, 12:26 PM
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Replies: 12
Views: 55
Re: the problem with colorado
We should implement some sort of probationary time period where everyone new has to live east of aurora for 5 years before they can get into the city and the western slope. And a wall, yeah, a big...
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Forum: Other Other Topics
09-14-2005, 06:51 PM
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Replies: 8
Views: 37
Life imitates Humor
I always enjoy the Onion because even in its most absurd articles there are grains of truth. I didn't realize they were in the future prediction business as well.
CNN Money article today on...
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Forum: Other Other Topics
09-14-2005, 04:03 PM
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Replies: 26
Views: 101
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Forum: Other Other Topics
09-13-2005, 09:15 PM
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Replies: 30
Views: 113
Re: is it possible to get high off whipped cream?
I apologize for my rudeness. The problem is your post didn't convey any authority or knowledge of the subject, but instead a rather flippant attitude that suffocating yourself is "ok" (Now that I...
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Forum: Other Other Topics
09-13-2005, 02:29 PM
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Replies: 7
Views: 34
Re: Fever to Tell
Karen O is definitely in that strange category of women that are simultaneously hot/not hot. One minor thing about a pic that can sway it either way.
But the album does rule, independent of all...
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Forum: Other Other Topics
09-13-2005, 02:26 PM
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Replies: 30
Views: 113
Re: is it possible to get high off whipped cream?
Are you #$@!*&% kidding me? I’m gonna lump you in with people who speak on subjects without knowing anything.
Hmmm, let's compare "overwhelming majority of the time you're not killing anything"...
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Forum: Other Other Topics
09-07-2005, 12:32 PM
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Replies: 88
Views: 286
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Forum: Other Other Topics
09-02-2005, 02:11 PM
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Replies: 15
Views: 59
Re: Loud-ass motorcycles
Good to see Bluffoon came out with the real answer, but I thought you already covered your thoughts in the this article. (http://www.theonion.com/content/node/33276)
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Forum: Other Other Topics
09-02-2005, 01:44 PM
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Replies: 117
Views: 413
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