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Forum: Televised Poker 11-02-2005, 01:51 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 481
Posted By Deftoner
Re: why didn\'t that big black girl get a penalty?

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Um, it's a correct description of her.

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Really? Are you the one that decides who or who isn't big? She happened to be a woman, the only woman left in the...
Forum: Televised Poker 11-02-2005, 01:47 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 481
Posted By Deftoner
Re: why didn\'t that big black girl get a penalty?

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Penalty? How about "that big black girl"? Now there is a statemnent that deserves a penalty if not a deletion.

Vince

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your retarded.
Forum: Other Other Topics 10-10-2005, 02:54 PM
Replies: 46
Views: 163
Posted By Deftoner
Re: Is this fair?

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That is not fair.

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neither is life. get used to it now.
Forum: Other Other Topics 10-09-2005, 11:05 PM
Replies: 108
Views: 367
Posted By Deftoner
Re: 1000th Post - Rate the girl I lost my virginity to!!!

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Do all the girls you've banged look so depressed?

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Yeah, once they realize they just slept with Tony.

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Forum: Other Other Topics 10-09-2005, 11:01 PM
Replies: 206
Views: 686
Posted By Deftoner
Re: So I lost my virginity

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I recommend a home AIDS test. Your roommate can help you. Goes like this:

YOU: Bill, do you know anyone with AIDS?
ROOMIE: Nope.
YOU: Thanks.

NT
Forum: Other Other Topics 10-09-2005, 10:58 PM
Replies: 206
Views: 686
Posted By Deftoner
Forum: Other Other Topics 10-09-2005, 10:55 PM
Replies: 206
Views: 686
Posted By Deftoner
Re: So I lost my virginity

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first time your cock felt pussy and you didn't cum? might wanna look into that. or maybe your gay and havent figured it out yet.

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I know dude. I feel...
Forum: Other Other Topics 10-09-2005, 10:48 PM
Replies: 206
Views: 686
Posted By Deftoner
Re: So I lost my virginity

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so you:
a)had sex for the first time
b)were riding bareback for a few minutes
c)were doing a "freaking slutty" girl

and you didn't come?
wtf?? ...
Forum: Other Other Topics 10-09-2005, 10:46 PM
Replies: 206
Views: 686
Posted By Deftoner
Re: So I lost my virginity

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losing virginity to sluts is awesome.

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I disagree.

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Saying something non-poker related is -ev is all sorts of douchbaggery,

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Forum: Other Other Topics 10-09-2005, 10:42 PM
Replies: 206
Views: 686
Posted By Deftoner
Re: So I lost my virginity

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get drunk, call her

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And when she hangs up on you ... get much drunker and call her again. Tell her how you feel. I mean really feel. It's ok to cry.

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Forum: Other Other Topics 10-09-2005, 10:39 PM
Replies: 206
Views: 686
Posted By Deftoner
Re: So I lost my virginity

losing virginity to sluts is -ev.
Forum: Other Other Topics 10-05-2005, 03:22 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 56
Posted By Deftoner
Forum: Other Other Topics 10-05-2005, 12:37 PM
Replies: 178
Views: 540
Posted By Deftoner
Re: Head

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problem is most girls don't know how to do it. it's all about what they do with their hand.

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You're saying it is, or they think it is?
Forum: Other Other Topics 10-05-2005, 12:32 PM
Replies: 178
Views: 540
Posted By Deftoner
Re: Head

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problem is most girls don't know how to do it. it's all about what they do with their hand.

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You're saying it is, or they think it is?

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Forum: Other Other Topics 10-05-2005, 12:31 PM
Replies: 178
Views: 540
Posted By Deftoner
Re: Head

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Is this a serious question? If so, are you 14?

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Its just a fun question...wtf?
Forum: Other Other Topics 10-05-2005, 12:17 PM
Replies: 178
Views: 540
Posted By Deftoner
Head

For the guys, how long on average does it take you to get off from head? I know there are variables such as how good the girl is and whatnot...but whats the usual?
Forum: Other Other Topics 10-04-2005, 05:38 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 144
Posted By Deftoner
Re: Spice up the relationship

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this is retarded. if your girl isnt comfortable naked around you, you got a problem, i dont care if she just ate a whole cow.


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I have never in my life dated...
Forum: Other Other Topics 10-04-2005, 05:02 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 144
Posted By Deftoner
Re: Spice up the relationship

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also I know this sounds weird, but the earlier you eat dinner the more likely you are to get laid. chicks in general hate getting naked when they feel fat, and you feel your fattest in...
Forum: Mid-, High-Stakes Pot- and No-Limit Hold'em 09-30-2005, 07:31 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 172
Posted By Deftoner
Re: Interesting spot - 5/10 live

Button flat called because he doesn't believe the psycho. its really not that scary.
Forum: Other Other Topics 09-27-2005, 08:14 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 148
Posted By Deftoner
Re: What race do you admire more than your own?

C'mon now..you know Zerg is where its at.
Forum: Televised Poker 09-13-2005, 08:05 PM
Replies: 34
Views: 210
Posted By Deftoner
Re: Greenstein on Moneymaker and Pokersuperstars

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The Ivey hand has been discussed to death. Ivey hit a 2-outer on the turn to take the lead against MM's trip queens; MM then hit one of his 7 outs on the river to re-suck out. It's...
Forum: Other Other Topics 09-13-2005, 02:29 PM
Replies: 99
Views: 303
Posted By Deftoner
Re: I don\'t like the Beatles

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Beatles Rock, but sometimes you are just not in the mood.... pretty simple

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too true.
Forum: Other Other Topics 09-13-2005, 02:18 PM
Replies: 99
Views: 303
Posted By Deftoner
Re: I don\'t like the Beatles

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I find them mostly unlistenable.

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I cant stand them never have and never will.

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Forum: Other Other Topics 09-13-2005, 01:34 PM
Replies: 53
Views: 173
Posted By Deftoner
Forum: Other Other Topics 09-13-2005, 01:15 AM
Replies: 70
Views: 226
Posted By Deftoner
Re: oral sex part 2

sex>head *shrug*
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