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Forum: Other Other Topics 12-22-2005, 06:23 AM
Replies: 168
Views: 1,581
Posted By einbert
Re: Film Buffs Only: Identify the quote

"These are O.R. scrubs."
"Oh, are they???"

I love that movie.
Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 12-21-2005, 01:17 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 86
Posted By einbert
Re: Why you should never check/fold hu when capped preflop.

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Bet/fold > check/call > bet/call >>>> check/fold

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Dude check/calling sucks horribly here and is way worse than check/folding.
Forum: Texas Hold'em 12-21-2005, 01:15 PM
Replies: 74
Views: 1,212
Posted By einbert
Re: Seems like you guys spend more time talking about money than poker

friend: I'm not even sure I get it
einbert: lol
friend: but it is absurd, and funny therefore
friend: I <3 absurdity
einbert: me too
einbert: but it really presents a complex political message...
Forum: Texas Hold'em 12-21-2005, 12:38 PM
Replies: 74
Views: 1,212
Posted By einbert
Re: Seems like you guys spend more time talking about money than poker

http://www.scifidimensions.com/Sep02/thundercats.jpg

Thundercats! Ho!
Forum: Medium-Stakes Pot-, No-Limit Hold'em 12-21-2005, 11:45 AM
Replies: 123
Views: 1,076
Posted By einbert
Re: Mid stakes HU matches official sign up

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[censored] you! I posted in the thread before you even responded to it. I won't stand for this [censored].


HAHAHA.


P.S

I try to do something nice and im trying to organise...
Forum: Medium-Stakes Pot-, No-Limit Hold'em 12-21-2005, 10:19 AM
Replies: 123
Views: 1,076
Posted By einbert
Re: Update

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Haha, this was a short but funny outburst of anger.

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I'm glad someone enjoyed it.

I get extremely defensive when I feel like people are trying to short me, not sure...
Forum: Medium-Stakes Pot-, No-Limit Hold'em 12-21-2005, 10:12 AM
Replies: 123
Views: 1,076
Posted By einbert
Re: Update

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You are a human being? That's funny /images/graemlins/smile.gif

I have no opinion on the matter, but I'd just like to point out that the OP clearly states that the first 32 people who...
Forum: Medium-Stakes Pot-, No-Limit Hold'em 12-21-2005, 10:05 AM
Replies: 123
Views: 1,076
Posted By einbert
Re: Update

I posted in this goddamn thread before you posted anything about alternates. In fact that is EASILY proven by the fact that your post about alternate spots RESPONDS to my post, so it cannot possibly...
Forum: Medium-Stakes Pot-, No-Limit Hold'em 12-21-2005, 09:58 AM
Replies: 123
Views: 1,076
Posted By einbert
Re: Mid stakes HU matches official sign up

This is [censored] up and I will not stand for this [censored].

From pm from ahnuld:
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I never got your original message reserving a spot. Sorry, but that means you'll be alternate...
Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 12-21-2005, 03:53 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 137
Posted By einbert
Re: And I put him on 24offsuit too!

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decided to treat this as WA/WB on the turn,

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This may be the billionth hand posted on twoplustwo in which money was burned excessively, and the poster excuses himself by...
Forum: Science, Math, and Philosophy 12-20-2005, 10:44 PM
Replies: 116
Views: 4,541
Posted By einbert
Re: This Ought To Get Some Replies

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There are very, very few great CEOs, lawyers, writers, artists, politicians, scientists, nobel prize winners (lol), journalists, etc etc who are from that race. That's all I'm saying....
Forum: Psychology 12-20-2005, 12:08 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 239
Posted By einbert
Re: How to be productive with LIFE? (3hrs poker, other 13hrs wasted) :

I've taken up chess and play several hours a day.

I also spend an hour or two each day studying Japanese, and I'm planning to learn to play the piano soon.

Start making something out of your...
Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 12-20-2005, 10:18 AM
Replies: 26
Views: 249
Posted By einbert
Re: Worst fold in the world. haha

OMG u guys R so dumb!

I was making a joke based on the poster's white text. Highlight it and you can see it.

You guys must loose money @ poker every day.
Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 12-20-2005, 07:29 AM
Replies: 75
Views: 473
Posted By einbert
Re: My losing streak wins!!

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Just FYI--

If I were to sit at a table and see a 23/17/2.5, I would not be particularly worried. The people that really scare me are the 27/20/2.0 people.

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This is...
Forum: Medium-Stakes Pot-, No-Limit Hold'em 12-20-2005, 06:45 AM
Replies: 123
Views: 1,076
Posted By einbert
Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 12-20-2005, 06:42 AM
Replies: 26
Views: 249
Posted By einbert
Re: Worst fold in the world. haha

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Party Poker (6 max, 6 handed) converter (http://www.selachian.com/tools/bisonconverter/hhconverter.cgi)

HERO had $58.35
MORON had $47.28


Preflop: Hero is UTG with...
Forum: Other Other Topics 12-20-2005, 05:41 AM
Replies: 232
Views: 8,651
Posted By einbert
Re: Apparently I can\'t dress myself

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i think PoBoy's rebuttal was quite good, actually.

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Yeah, I don't feel OMGLOLROFLMAOBBQ PWN1NAT3D!!!11!1!1!!!1!one!!1! at all.

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Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 12-20-2005, 12:40 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 71
Posted By einbert
Re: But he might fold!!!!!!!

This is obviously an expert play.

He read that the BB's hand had no value, and his only way to make any money with four of a kind is to go for a bluff-inducing check.
Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 12-19-2005, 10:02 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 80
Posted By einbert
Re: i weathered my first downswing =D

shaddix,

Congrats dude. Downswings are hell going through them but as you know, problems are just opportunities for growth. Next time you have a sizable downswing it shouldn't be quite as hard...
Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 12-19-2005, 10:00 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 80
Posted By einbert
Re: i weathered my first downswing =D

smartalecc,

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Im sorry .... a 50BB downswing????

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This webpage deals with a fundamental math skill that just might improve your poker game as well.

learning to count...
Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 12-19-2005, 09:46 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 156
Posted By einbert
Re: what the christ kind of weak play is this

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I open fold a fair in amount, even in hu pots. I just think it's pretty funny to do.

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Me too, I thought this was pretty standard.

I'm pretty sure TOP never denounced...
Forum: Small Stakes Hold'em 12-17-2005, 08:52 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 60
Posted By einbert
Re: i executed a fancy semi-bluff, now what?

I think the subject of your post is very good.

PS folding preflop would be really bad.

PPS I think you should checkraise the flop. But if you checkcall the flop you should definitely not...
Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 12-17-2005, 07:40 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 73
Posted By einbert
Re: Yesterday was alright

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UTG was passive preflop. You must be a limit player=)

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Actually he's a moron.

Nice run svi!
Forum: Poker Theory 12-17-2005, 07:34 AM
Replies: 1
Views: 100
Posted By einbert
Re: do i fold QQ?

You're way too shallow compared to the big blind to fold here.

I would have pushed all-in the first time.
Forum: Other Other Topics 12-17-2005, 01:26 AM
Replies: 35
Views: 680
Posted By einbert
Re: I used to be smart....

Are you the real spaceman?

If so, prove it.
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