Forum: Other Other Topics
12-30-2005, 03:00 PM
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Replies: 71
Views: 34,348
Re: $2,000,000,000
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buy canada
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What would you do with the remaining $1,999,999,995.?
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Forum: Other Other Topics
12-29-2005, 07:38 PM
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Replies: 84
Views: 37,137
Re: favourite movie rants
at a spelling bee]
Teacher: The word is "forensics".
Kid: Ah, [censored] that. Why should we [censored] have to spell forensics?
[cheers from kids in audience]
Kid: S-U-C-K-M-Y-A-S-S....
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Forum: Other Other Topics
12-29-2005, 07:23 PM
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Replies: 84
Views: 37,137
Re: favourite movie rants
this is too fun. Raging Bull:
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Jake La Motta: Did you [censored] my wife?
Joey LaMotta: Did you [censored] your...
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Forum: Other Other Topics
12-29-2005, 06:08 PM
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Replies: 84
Views: 37,137
Re: favourite movie rants
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McMurphy: She was fifteen years old, going on thirty-five, Doc, and she told me she was eighteen, she was very...
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Forum: Other Other Topics
12-29-2005, 05:57 PM
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Replies: 84
Views: 37,137
Re: favourite movie rants
War's over, man. Wormer dropped the big one.
Bluto: Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!
Otter: Germans? ...
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Forum: Other Other Topics
12-22-2005, 11:14 PM
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Replies: 91
Views: 10,563
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Forum: Other Other Topics
12-22-2005, 07:12 PM
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Replies: 111
Views: 936,748
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Forum: Other Other Topics
12-22-2005, 07:03 PM
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Replies: 111
Views: 936,748
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Forum: Other Other Topics
12-22-2005, 06:59 PM
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Replies: 16
Views: 1,351
Re: Swingers Clubs
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Don't most of these clubs only allow membership to couples? Good luck convincing the wife to join.
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Yeah, most of them are pretty lame and filled...
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Forum: Other Other Topics
12-22-2005, 06:33 PM
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Replies: 16
Views: 1,351
Re: Swingers Clubs
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My ex-girlfriends parents divorced over this. Her mother ended up leaving her father and marrying the dude from the swingers club. Crazy stuff.
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Details, and please be...
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Forum: Medium Stakes Hold'em
12-15-2005, 10:14 AM
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Replies: 47
Views: 1,746
Re: KJs in the monkey house
I agree with Bernie. In games like this where guys are giving away their money by trying to build pots and jam everyone else off the hand, you need to be getting in there when you have position and...
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Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance
12-10-2005, 05:11 PM
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Replies: 2
Views: 225
My new System
Step 1: Log onto Party
Step 2: Get into a good game
Step 3: Get all my money in with the best hand
Step 4: Re-buy
Step 5: Repeat steps 3 and 4 until you're completely numb.
Step 6: Break another...
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Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance
12-10-2005, 05:07 PM
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Replies: 15
Views: 293
Re: TY TY TY TY TY TY JAsucker
I have a better system. Keep doubling limits when your stuck. This way you can get your money back much faster.
It's a secret system that many top players use. I normally keep this stuff to myself,...
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Forum: Medium-Stakes Pot-, No-Limit Hold'em
12-10-2005, 03:39 PM
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Replies: 60
Views: 1,304
Re: AA line I\'ve never taken before...
Anything but betting the flop here is just guessing. Pre-flop he could put you on a lot of hands including a steal re-raise and he is apt to call with alot more than QQ or KK. Bet the the flop and...
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Forum: Brick and Mortar
12-10-2005, 02:41 PM
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Replies: 15
Views: 1,381
Re: Windsor on the weekends?
The games are low limit for the most part. On Sat nights they get an occasional 5-10 or 10-20 blind NL going.
The action's good due to the under age kids that can't gamble or drink in the Detroit....
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Forum: Other Other Topics
12-09-2005, 11:05 AM
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Replies: 27
Views: 1,466
Re: Smoke Free for Two Weeks! w00t!
Way to go. It's been @ 3 years for me.
I'm going to make a suggestion. Join a gym. If you concentrate on your health you'll not only want to stay smoke free, but prevent yourself from the...
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Forum: Poker Theory
12-09-2005, 10:04 AM
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Replies: 38
Views: 1,005
Re: Interesting Phil Ivey quote
At this level of play, hand reading skills are paid a premium. Experts simply don't worry about domination as they are more aware of their opponents style and range of hands. They also tend to play...
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Forum: News, Views, and Gossip
12-07-2005, 07:59 PM
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Replies: 73
Views: 1,545
Re: Poker pro w/ most business savvy
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I think it's a tossup between Daniel Negreanu and Phil Hellmuth, with Daniel having the slight edge.
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I actually give Phil the edge here. he's promoted himself as the...
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Forum: Other Other Topics
12-03-2005, 06:58 PM
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Replies: 128
Views: 6,921
Re: I found $640: now what?
When I was 17 a friend and I found a bag with @$800, some cocaine and a gun. We did the right thing and called the cops to turn in the gun.
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Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance
12-02-2005, 12:59 AM
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Replies: 6
Views: 400
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Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance
12-02-2005, 12:57 AM
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Replies: 25
Views: 235
Re: f party poker
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just got KK and AA back to back and ZERO action. BS rigged crap.
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Oh please, everytime I get them I run into a set. EVERY TIME. Poker stove has the odss of this at a...
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Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance
12-02-2005, 12:53 AM
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Replies: 6
Views: 400
Re: My new poker coach.....Ben Dover
screw this dude. Out on the bubble. I mean, could party write a script any better? It's like the whole sight is designed to fck me. Do Kings ALWAYS have to run into aces? ALWAYS??
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Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance
12-01-2005, 09:40 PM
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Replies: 6
Views: 400
Re: My new poker coach.....Ben Dover
Ok, so now I'm playing a tourney, and lose with a flush. pay my blinds and get moved to a new table only to be right back in the big blind. Is the whole freakin' world against me today or what.
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Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance
12-01-2005, 09:18 PM
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Replies: 6
Views: 400
My new poker coach.....Ben Dover
Lesson 1: Get all your money in the middle with the best hand. Watch your opponent stack your chips. Repeat 3 times. Vomit.
Sodomy don't bodda' me, it's just a pain the ass.
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Forum: MOD DISCUSSION
11-29-2005, 08:52 AM
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Replies: 148
Views: 3,064
Re: Girl that needs a nose job BAD
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She definitely is not pretty......I think even with a nose job she be a 6 at most...
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Let me clue you in. 6's, 7's and maybe if you have control over them 8's are for...
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