Forum: Other Other Topics
12-28-2005, 06:09 PM
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Replies: 122
Views: 50,465
Re: Tapping married women
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Wow, you just graduated from "smartass" to "douchebag".
You just flunked a class and will be repeating another year of 'I don't know who you are'.
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I'm majoring in "I...
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Forum: Other Other Topics
12-28-2005, 05:42 PM
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Replies: 122
Views: 50,465
Re: Tapping married women
If any of you guys happen to be among those who stuck it in my ex-wife, I have one word for you:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Forum: Other Other Topics
12-28-2005, 05:35 PM
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Replies: 122
Views: 50,465
Re: Tapping married women
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If you get cought with a married woman, you deserve to be shot. The End.
Maybe she's looking for a man who can spell 'caught' right.
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Wow, you just graduated from...
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Forum: Other Other Topics
12-13-2005, 01:00 PM
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Replies: 44
Views: 526
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Forum: Internet Gambling
12-12-2005, 07:04 PM
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Replies: 58
Views: 925
Re: Playing on-line poker underage (17)
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I have more money sense that most 18yr olds, I am intellegent (AAA A-levels), FACE FACTS TARD (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showthreaded.php?Number=3813357)
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Forum: Other Other Topics
12-08-2005, 01:39 PM
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Replies: 58
Views: 1,552
Re: Crimson Challenge The Next Generation
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I also have access to a military tazer,... We busted in on a guy having sex and shot him and he passed out for a few minutes. I think our tazer is a bit stronger then most...
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Forum: Other Other Topics
12-08-2005, 01:05 PM
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Replies: 66
Views: 534
Re: When did you quit hearing music...
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A) Pink Floyd
B) The Wall
C) Comfortably Numb
D) 17
E) Drug-Influenced
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I remember hearing this song as a kid and thinking it sucked. Years went by and then I heard...
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Forum: Other Other Topics
12-08-2005, 12:12 PM
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Replies: 89
Views: 1,194
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Forum: Other Other Topics
12-06-2005, 08:08 PM
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Replies: 38
Views: 449
Re: compliments
Last weekend was my weekend with the kids, and as we were eating dinner, out of nowhere my 4 year old daughter said "You're the best daddy I ever saw." /images/graemlins/grin.gif
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Forum: Other Other Topics
12-05-2005, 04:08 AM
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Replies: 35
Views: 1,261
Re: Damn, I\'m a machine.
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Congratulations on both winning your fight against cancer and the upcoming baby. /images/graemlins/heart.gif
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Forum: Other Other Topics
12-04-2005, 01:31 AM
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Replies: 27
Views: 155
Re: For those that shave...
Trim the hair short first. Then, before you shower, on DRY skin, apply this:
http://www.johnsonsbaby.com/images/products/lg_babypowder_aloe.gif
Then use this:
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Forum: Other Other Topics
12-03-2005, 03:16 PM
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Replies: 68
Views: 616
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Forum: Other Other Topics
12-03-2005, 02:58 AM
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Replies: 56
Views: 2,325
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Forum: Other Other Topics
12-02-2005, 06:33 PM
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Replies: 56
Views: 2,325
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Forum: Other Other Topics
12-02-2005, 06:16 PM
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Replies: 38
Views: 664
Re: Porns that women tend to like?
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Hardcore bondage is the only way to go. You can get plenty of it at your local pornography dealer, or my hard drive.
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Forum: Other Other Topics
12-02-2005, 05:59 PM
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Replies: 42
Views: 497
Re: I hate that damn guitar guy!
A little jealous of the guitar guy, eh? /images/graemlins/grin.gif
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I was pissed not that I wanted her or anything but the fact it was so obvious to what he was doing.
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Forum: Other Other Topics
12-01-2005, 01:50 PM
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Replies: 32
Views: 209
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Forum: Other Other Topics
11-27-2005, 04:45 AM
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Replies: 97
Views: 1,150
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Forum: Other Other Topics
11-21-2005, 04:50 PM
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Replies: 101
Views: 724
Re: Revenge on neighbors
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What's her address? Have random ootiots mail her used condoms.
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no OOTiots have sex though
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Forum: Other Other Topics
11-19-2005, 09:15 PM
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Replies: 33
Views: 906
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Forum: Other Other Topics
11-19-2005, 08:56 PM
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Replies: 33
Views: 906
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Forum: Other Other Topics
11-13-2005, 05:41 AM
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Replies: 53
Views: 288
Re: Okay, here\'s the deal.
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What is the biggest lie you ever told that nobody found out about?
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When I was in high school, I somehow got ahold of some keys to the school. I don't remember exactly...
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Forum: Other Other Topics
11-13-2005, 05:36 AM
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Replies: 53
Views: 288
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Forum: Other Other Topics
11-13-2005, 05:33 AM
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Replies: 53
Views: 288
Re: Okay, here\'s the deal.
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I don't know. What's legal? 18? I'd rather be with a woman closer to my age though.
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16 is legal in jersey, and in various other states.
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Forum: Other Other Topics
11-13-2005, 05:27 AM
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Replies: 53
Views: 288
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