People are taking shots at me. wtf.
 

Jesus. I had just finished telling myself, 'No one is taking shots at you' when this ass comes along.

Party Poker 2/4 Hold'em (9 handed) FTR converter on zerodivide.cx

Preflop: Hero is CO with 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">5 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, BB calls.

Flop: (4.50 SB) 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
BB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">BB raises</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero 3-bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">BB caps</font>, Hero calls.

Turn: (6.25 BB) 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">BB bets</font>, Hero calls.

River: (8.25 BB) J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">BB bets</font>, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 10.25 BB

Results in white below: <font color="black">
BB has 7h Qh (two pair, fives and twos).
Hero has 9h Kh (two pair, fives and twos).
Outcome: Hero wins 10.25 BB. </font>

Later, same guy:

Party Poker 2/4 Hold'em (9 handed) FTR converter on zerodivide.cx

Preflop: Hero is Button with T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
UTG calls, <font color="#666666">5 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, BB calls, UTG calls.

Flop: (6.50 SB) 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
BB checks, UTG checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, BB folds, UTG calls.

Turn: (4.25 BB) 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
UTG folds.

Final Pot: 4.25 BB

Results in white below: <font color="black">
No showdown. Hero wins 4.25 BB. </font>

WTF. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS. WTF. WTFWTF.

Re: People are taking shots at me. wtf.
 

What the [censored] are you doing in hand #1?

Re: People are taking shots at me. wtf.
 

Whoa. Step away from the computer and recenter worldview before playing more hands.

Re: People are taking shots at me. wtf.
 

Hand Number 1 indicates you've got some serious poker problems... What exactly was going through your head as you played?

Re: People are taking shots at me. wtf.
 

Hand 1, I was maybe 70% sure I had the best hand on the flop, turn changed nothing, considered folding river but was definitely good 10% of the time.

Villain was around 80/23/1, predictable superLAG and would be three-betting most aces, two broadway, 66+ (even lower maybe); I'd seen villain fold his BB to a steal, so I assumed bottom 10% or so gets folded. The PF call/flop CR/cap didn't make any sense given his past 90 hands or so. I also win if I hit a 9 or a K.

OTOH, I usually fold to the flop CR. I dropped almost 100BB at 3/6 SH overnight after a good run so I was tilting earlier, probably had some to do with it.