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skipperbob 12-12-2005 03:29 PM

OT: Where\'s the DAMN Trip Report
 
Hey Yugo: If it's important enough to call me in the middle of the night, then it's important enough to make a trip report....Yes, Folks! He got laid on a regular date where he didn't have to pay the girl [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]Well, if you don't count that he offerred to pay her rent for the next 5 years [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

bones 12-12-2005 03:47 PM

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[ QUOTE ]
Hey Yugo: If it's important enough to call me in the middle of the night, then it's important enough to make a trip report....Yes, Folks! He got laid on a regular date where he didn't have to pay the girl [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]Well, if you don't count that he offerred to pay her rent for the next 5 years [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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Funny that he actually called you. He was meeting a lady friend for dinner and was lost, so I suggested that he call you for directions. He responded, "Nah, it's like 7:45. Skip's already asleep." What a prick.

SuitedSixes 12-12-2005 04:03 PM

Re: OT: Where\'s the DAMN Trip Report
 
POTD

The Yugoslavian 12-12-2005 04:33 PM

Re: OT: Where\'s the DAMN Trip Report
 
SFB,

At what point did I 'call you in the middle of the night'?!?!?!?

My records show that I called you at exactly 4:46 pm PST on Sunday. Jesus dude, grow a sack and stay up until 5pm.

I also never said I 'got laid' or whatever. However, it is true I didn't 'pay the girl' (directly at least) and that she spent the night up in Thug Mansion.

I'm getting bitch slapped at work atm so any Chica trip report will have to wait.

Bones,
As for getting lost....I did, but it wasn't until I was almost at the place and was waaaaaaaaaaay past SFB's bedtime.

Yugoslav

SuitedSixes 12-12-2005 04:48 PM

Re: OT: Where\'s the DAMN Trip Report
 
So did you soak the carrot, or not?

bones 12-12-2005 05:08 PM

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So did you soak the carrot, or not?

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Yugo is certainly no Mariano Rivera.

handsome 12-12-2005 07:07 PM

Re: OT: Where\'s the DAMN Trip Report
 
Wait, so Yugo really does pay girls to get laid?

skipperbob 12-12-2005 07:13 PM

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[ QUOTE ]
Wait, so Yugo really does pay girls to get laid?

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NO: He pays them, or dates them, in order to file his "Notice of Non-Completion" [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

DeathbySuckout 12-12-2005 07:57 PM

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Now that, sir, is some funny [censored]!
NH


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