omg party\'s rigged (i never win with aces, etc. etc.)
 

I know that many of you think that I should have totally folded my aces pre-flop, because omgpartyisrigged!!!111 and aces never win, but I thought that I'd suck out on them this time:

Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em (NL$50) <font color="#0000FF">(10 handed)</font> link

Preflop: Hero is Button with A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">4 folds</font>, MP3 checks, <font color="#CC3333">CO raises to $1.50</font>, Hero calls $2.00, <font color="#666666">1 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">BB raises all-in ($25.66)</font>, <font color="#666666">1 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">CO raises all-in ($48.00)</font>, Hero calls $48.00.

Flop: ($126.91) 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players, 2 all-in)</font>

Turn: ($126.91) 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players, 2 all-in)</font>

River: ($126.91) Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players, 2 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: $126.91.Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em (NL$50) <font color="#0000FF">(10 handed)</font> link

Preflop: Hero is Button with A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">4 folds</font>, MP3 checks, <font color="#CC3333">CO raises to $1.50</font>, Hero calls $2.00, <font color="#666666">1 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">BB raises all-in ($25.66)</font>, <font color="#666666">1 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">CO raises all-in ($48.00)</font>, Hero calls $48.00.

Flop: ($126.91) 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players, 2 all-in)</font>

Turn: ($126.91) 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players, 2 all-in)</font>

River: ($126.91) Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players, 2 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: $126.91.
Results in white below:<font color="#FFFFFF">
CO has Kc Kd (a pair of kings.)
Hero has As Ac (a pair of aces.)
BB has Qh Qs (three of a kind, queens.)
Hero wins $47.68.
BB wins $76.23.
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That'll teach me.

Edited to include side pot

Re: omg party\'s rigged (i never win with aces, etc. etc.)
 

Guys, this is a good friend of mine, so I'm letting him know that his next post should have more ranting and profanity.

Also if you do the math there's a side pot and he totally broke even on the hand. FISH!!!