Anyone ever been a Santa?
I watched 'Bad Santa' the other night for the first time, and wondered if a Santa does get action after work if he keeps his outfit on, is all...
Any been one? How good/bad was it? EDIT: I meant how/good generally, not for action! So 'being Santa' stories please? Dagnabbit, I hijacked my own thread before it started! |
Re: Anyone ever been a Santa?
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I watched 'Bad Santa' the other night for the first time, and wondered if a Santa does get action after work if he keeps his outfit on, is all... [/ QUOTE ] Yeah, after rock stars and movie stars, Mall Santas get the most action. And it is important that you become a Mall Santa for this, the Salvation Army Santa doesn't get any at all. craig |
Re: Anyone ever been a Santa?
I did once for a charity. I was around 30 years old and weighed all of 175 pounds. Most of the kids either had me pegged as an imposter immediately or thought I was the real deal and were too scared to talk to me. I felt good about doing it, but I think the kids were have been better served by someone a little older who actually physically resembled Santa.
If I ever do it again I will definitely use the A Christmas Story Santa as my guide. |
Re: Anyone ever been a Santa?
No, but I've been Smokey the Bear, who, by the way, is a close second in child's hearts to Santa.
Yes, it got me action. But the suit is rather burdensome. |
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