I give up
 

Playing a NL home game and I raise 10% of my stack preflop with 94s. Flop comes J83, none of my suit. I push all-in and my friend calls. Turn is a 4 and the river is an A.

He shows AK and wins the pot, busting me. How the **** does he call with just AK on the flop? And what an unbe****inglievable river card. My luck is just horrible.

I am just steaming now. I lost my whole stack, which was almost two dollars. Now I can't afford to supersize my lunch tomorrow. I am so pissed right now.

Re: I give up
 

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Playing a NL home game and I raise 10% of my stack preflop with 94s. Flop comes J83, none of my suit. I push all-in and my friend calls. Turn is a 4 and the river is an A.

He shows AK and wins the pot, busting me. How the **** does he call with just AK on the flop? And what an unbe****inglievable river card. My luck is just horrible.

I am just steaming now. I lost my whole stack, which was almost two dollars. Now I can't afford to supersize my lunch tomorrow. I am so pissed right now.

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You gotta make it more believable.

Re: I give up
 

Wow. This is such a terrible parody of Sponger's brilliant work. I can't wait until Sponger becomes the mod and can ban you for such posts.

Re: I give up
 

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Now I can't afford to supersize my lunch tomorrow. I am so pissed right now.

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McDonald's doesn't have supersize anymore so you're in luck!