Prostitution = illegal, Pornography = legal, Mix well. Serve warm.
 

The facts: Prostitution (the world's oldest profession) is generally considered illegal (except in Nevada and Amsterdam). Pornography is generally considered legal. My plan is to blur the two.

The plan: I would like to rent a cheap warehouse. Purchase some digital video cameras. Make some costumes. Write some stock porno scripts.

A prospective customer comes to my shop wanting to make his own porno flick. He (or she) picks a script (or brings in their own), picks a set, picks costumes, and then picks an "actress" (or "actor") to play a "supporting" role.

The customer leaves with a smile and 2 copies of their very own porno which they can duplicate and sell.

Customer pays me for set rental and photographic services. Customer pays "supporting" actor for acting services.

Pros: Eternal demand, eternal supply. Employs a Loophole.

Cons: Would need to hire a good lawyer to fend off legal attacks.

Re: Prostitution = illegal, Pornography = legal, Mix well. Serve warm.
 

This would work.

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you, my friend, are a genius. You should be off solving the world's problems or something.

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Anyone know if porn is legal to film in the UK? If so, I start a new business on Monday.

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you, my friend, are a genius. You should be off solving the world's problems or something.

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Very clever.

Just a minor detail: Prostitution is legal almost everywhere in the Western world, just not in most of the U.S. and some Scandinavian countries. So, your business model would not really fly in Germany where a hooker with full service costs you about $60.

But still, I can see that there could be a great demand for this service. It would be somewhat pricey if you factor in all the cost, maybe about $ 1000 to $ 2000 bucks for a "standard 1on1"? OTH it should have much more value to the customer than a random boning at the whorehouse. You keep the tapes and you can relive the moment for ages! You can have endless screenings with your friends during the Super Bowl halftime show!

Very nice idea!

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There was an ebay auction not too long ago, that offered exactly what you were describing. It was with a famous porn star (cant remember which), and I believe it ended up going for about 50k.

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You could also offer a discount (probably your 'hire premises' fee) if you get to keep the rights to the recording, and then sell it in compilations. There's a lot of sick farging barstidges that would dig random iceholes boning porn starlets, I'm sure.

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You could also offer a discount (probably your 'hire premises' fee) if you get to keep the rights to the recording, and then sell it in compilations. There's a lot of sick barstidges that would dig random dufuses boning porn starlets, I'm sure.

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in masks, even

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Anyone know if porn is legal to film in the UK? If so, I start a new business on Monday.

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Can I be Vice-President...

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Anyone know if porn is legal to film in the UK? If so, I start a new business on Monday.

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Can I be Vice-President...

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wow, I'm impressed Vava! I've never laughed at a pun before! Nice work!

We'll draw up the business plan at the UK OOT jolly boys outing. Yeah, that is by far the best place to make business plans...