That was gross!
 

So I was on my way to work this morning when my hangover finally got the best of me. I was crusing down the highway at about 60Mph when all of the sudden I had to puke! This wasnt one of those slow things where you can get to the bathroom before it goes, this was one of the zero to puke in 1 second flat. So I try to get the car to a stop so I can open the door and let it fly but I couldnt get stopped fast enough and it got all over my dash and down in my gauges!

At this point I should mention this was my wifes new mustang GT that I just puked all over and she is out of town on business until tommorow [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

Re: That was gross!
 

You may want to dial it back a bit. Save the benders for the non-work nights.

Her new car will probably stink of puke for a long time.

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yea I went a little to far on the drinking since she was out of town!

Re: That was gross!
 

The question is,

did you still go to work?

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Im at my desk right now:(

granted the lights are off and the door is closed but I am here.

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You are screwed. Or rather, your wife is screwed.
car smell

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nOOb

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You are screwed. Or rather, your wife is screwed.
car smell

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Where do yall come up with this kinda crap!

Re: That was gross!
 

The heel at the wheel
drove his wife's car
he was very hungover
he did not drive that far

The heel at the Wheel
pulled off to the side
he wanted to hurry
to protect his wife's ride

before he could stop
before he could act
the heel at the wheel
puked in one second flat

his knees turned to jelly
he got hot in the face
he emptied his belly
all over the place

his puke hit the dash
his puke hit the wheel
his puke hit the window
it smelled a great deal

the heel at the wheel
looked around to see
the mess he made
of his wife's new GT

did he clean the dash,
and the window and wheel?
did he clean the GT?
oh, no, not this heel

did he call his wife?
did he think with his head?
not the heel at the wheel
he went to OOT instead

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LOL ill prey for you...