OMG OMG OMG THE INTERNET IS DYING
 

OH NO ALL THE POKER SITES ARE DOWN

THE #SSTAKES IN IRC DIED

AND SO DID GOOGLE!!!

TERRORISTS HAVE KILLED THE INTERNET

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OMG POKER IS RIGGED MY MONEY'S GONE!!!!11111ONE!!!

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how do i shot inter-web!?!

Re: OMG OMG OMG THE INTERNET IS DYING
 

poorosh

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It was probably the Attorney General. He killed porn, now he has his sights set on online poker.

Re: OMG OMG OMG THE INTERNET IS DYING
 

google is down for me, but all I just finished losing a lot of buyins at Party, so it's, unfortunately, still up.

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Thank god the porn video I'm downloading is just finishing up.

Looks like it was going to be break time anyway.