HOBBIES & PASTIMES: Rules Question
 

Do you remember back when you were a lonely teenager, 12, 13, or 25 years old and got together with your pimply little friends and had a good ole circle jerk?

For those who don't know, this is where you and your friends get together, stand in a circle, and masturbate until they blow their load onto an edible object such as a piece of bread or a cookie. The last one to orgasm is then the unfortunate soul who must, of course, consume said edible object. If you and your friends are gay then this could be a mutual masturbation affair but I am assured by sources that the regular self-touching circle jerk is a strictly heterosexual game popular among you dungeons and dragons fans and all you boy scout attendees. Not at all gay, this source told me, and if I claimed otherwise would kill me.

Some call this the game of "Limp Biscuit".

Now since I never participated in this filthy pastime when I was younger and am only concerned about my nephew's possible participation in such an activity, I would like you to clear up a rules question. Surely this hobby is/was popular amongst you ooter's so I'm sure you'll know. What recourse is there if the last guy to blow his load simply refuses to eat the piece of bread and butter? Is it within the spirit of the game to force it into him like a hunger-striking prisoner, or what? Any other rules I should be familiar with? Like the fines on free parking in Monopoly I'm sure there are a number of variations you all have come across, right?

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you have a sick mind

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Um, as far as I know this isn't a common game amongst teenagers. Maybe someone was pulling your leg.

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Um, as far as I know this isn't a common game amongst teenagers. Maybe someone was pulling your leg.

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this is very common in hazing new people on hockey teams and the like

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<--- has a new appreciation for his friends, who dont consume each other's ejaculatory fluids.

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If he refused, we would pin him down and have mike, the really big guy rape him.

Those were good times, until mike went to prison. I later found out they were all gay...

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Melch

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<--- has a new appreciation for his friends, who dont consume each other's ejaculatory fluids.

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We did it in hockey, only it was less gay, we all got our own stall (the lucky/smart players), and we each got our own cracker. last one has to eat it.

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We did it in hockey, only it was less gay, we all got our own stall (the lucky/smart players), and we each got our own cracker. last one has to eat it.

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