Snack schedule for soccer games(17-18)
 

I am on a rec. soccer team for the fall. There was a mother that made a snack schedule for the team. She only requested that oranged be broght, other snacks are optional. There are about 5 kids that are best friends and the rest are just...yea.

Anywho there have been a few families that dont want their kid's to participate in SNACKS, WTF.

I am going to send an e-mail from my friends and I to these families. What should I say? I will write any thing but swear words...i just need ideas.
E-mail #1

Thank you for thinking of this, but since I wasn't able to be at the parent meeting,as I don't get home until 5:30, I wasn't able to express our wishes on the snack schedule. Ryan has expressed his wish that he not participate in snacks this year. He finds it an unnecessary thing and we feel that at 17 and 18 years old, the boys should be responsible for bringing their own foods if they want them. I have heard that there are several other boys in this position and several other parents who were upset with the idea of bringing oranges. You may want to ask who would like snacks and then adjust the schedule for those boys who wish to participate, otherwise there may be at least several games without them.

His kid is an idiot and no one likes him. On the other hand my parents are friends with his parents...ugh.

E-mail #2.

I too would like to thank you for undertaking to organize this. However, our family's thoughts on snacks at this age are directly in line with those of the XXXXX's. We've talked this over with Morgan and he has said he will be responsible for his own snack should he want one. Therefore we also choose to opt out of the snack rotation.

Thank you.
Thank you again for your time,


Am i overreacting?

Re: Snack schedule for soccer games(17-18)
 

WTF

Re: Snack schedule for soccer games(17-18)
 

I suggest you orange their house.

Also:

knock knock! (who's there?)
banana!
knock knock! (who's there?)
banana!
knock knock! (who's there?)
banana!
knock knock! (who's there?)
banana!knock knock! (who's there?)
banana!
knock knock! (who's there?)
banana!knock knock! (who's there?)
banana!
knock knock! (who's there?)
banana!knock knock! (who's there?)
banana!
knock knock! (who's there?)
banana!
knock knock! (who's there?)
banana!
knock knock! (who's there?)
ORANGE! (orange who?)
ORANGE YOU GLAD I DIDN'T SAY BANANA?

Re: Snack schedule for soccer games(17-18)
 

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WTF

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Re: Snack schedule for soccer games(17-18)
 

this reminds me of when i played on a soccer team when i was 10 or 11. every week a different parent would bring snacks, oranges, water, etc, the good stuff. well there was this really ghetto kid on our team, he was white, and when it was his turn his mom brought oranges but the kid brought everyone fried chicken. a big KFC bucket. he also wore a do rag and wanted to call the team "La Cubanoes"

Re: Snack schedule for soccer games(17-18)
 

Yes its not that I want snacks. Its that eveyone is being a total biatch to this lady for no reason.

Re: Snack schedule for soccer games(17-18)
 

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this reminds me of when i played on a soccer team when i was 10 or 11. every week a different parent would bring snacks, oranges, water, etc, the good stuff. well there was this really ghetto kid on our team, he was white, and when it was his turn his mom brought oranges but the kid brought everyone fried chicken. a big KFC bucket. he also wore a do rag and wanted to call the team "La Cubanoes"

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everything's funnier when you're drunk. but this would have been funny sober. hahahahaha.

Re: Snack schedule for soccer games(17-18)
 

Yeah, you're much too old for all this. Why press the issue unless you plan on bringing scooby doo fruit snacks.

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Yeah, you're much too old for all this. Why press the issue unless you plan on bringing Dunkaroos

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too long and incomprehensible; didn't read.