What would you do? (Annoying office cube situation)
 

So the guy three cubes over is new, just got here while I was in Las Vegas last week. Problem is, he's not in his cube, and his phone just rang 4 times in quick succession at max volume playing the lyrics to Michael Jackson's "Beat it". Very annoying.

What would you do?

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pee in his shoes

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Well I'm sure shajen will take the opportunity to recommend the crop duster in a moment. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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Turn off his phone. Tell him you did so because it rang 4 times while he was away. Politely introduce yourself if you haven't already done so.

If it's easy (and you know how to do it quickly) then just silence the phone instead.

Freakin

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I'd put on headphones and music if you can get away with that.

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It's a cell phone, those things are pretty durable.

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Turn off his phone. Tell him you did so because it rang 4 times while he was away. Politely introduce yourself if you haven't already done so.

If it's easy (and you know how to do it quickly) then just silence the phone instead.

Freakin

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That or if his phone is locked, leave a post-it note asking him to turn it down when he gets back.

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pee in his mouth

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Well I'm sure shajen will take the opportunity to recommend the crop duster in a moment. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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How is this not the perfect spot for it?

I mean, you just got back from vegas, I know you're blasting vileness.