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Andrew Dice Clay 07-14-2005 01:02 PM

Lightn\' one up
 
Hickory Dickory Dock.
My balls fell out of my jock.
I laid them to rest
On some hooker's chest
And paddled her face with my cock.


Ohhhhh!

jakethebake 07-14-2005 01:04 PM

Re: Lightn\' one up
 
With very few exceptions (sup bro) gimmick accounts should not start threads, especially as a first post.

Sponger15SB 07-14-2005 01:05 PM

Re: Lightn\' one up
 
dammit, I was totally thinking of making this gimmick account, I just couldn't think of a good time to use it.

Thanks for ruining it for me, [censored]

AZK 07-14-2005 03:31 PM

Re: Lightn\' one up
 
hickory dickory dock
this broad was sucking my cock
the clock struck two
i dropped my goo
i dumped the bitch off on the next block


OH

asofel 07-14-2005 03:46 PM

Re: Lightn\' one up
 
jack and jill went up the hill
each with a buck and a quarter
jill came down with two fifty
dat fuc[/b]kin whore

OH

trying2learn 07-14-2005 03:51 PM

Re: Lightn\' one up
 
i trow a burger down her troat - it don't mean nutin to ma - oh!

Porcupine 07-14-2005 05:10 PM

Re: Lightn\' one up
 
[ QUOTE ]
Georgie Porgie, pudding and pie
Jerked off in his girlfriend's eye
When her eye was dry and shut
Georgie [censored] that one-eyed slut

[/ QUOTE ]

WackityWhiz 07-14-2005 06:14 PM

Re: Lightn\' one up
 
[ QUOTE ]
jack and jill went up the hill
each with a buck and a quarter
jill came down with two fifty
dat fuc[/b]kin whore

OH

[/ QUOTE ]

That is awesome


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