Solution to kill all bugs
 

I hate bugs more than anything in the world. They bother me to no end. I am very afraid of them and they cause me to lose sleep when they're in my room and I go on 15 escapades to kill them all. Then spend the next 10 minutes in a paranoid fret making sure there are no others.

Here is my solution:

All the sciency people in the world get togehter and create an ultra-awesome pill that doesn't hurt humans, but any bug that bites them, or even comes within 1 foot of them, dies.

Is this feasible?

Re: Solution to kill all bugs
 

I dont see why we couldnt put some small trace of posion in or bodys to kill the bugs i would think it would have to be a really small amount.

Re: Solution to kill all bugs
 

Cockroaches are absolutely disgusting. I saw one of them today in my grandmother's house. I ended up stepping on it and it mae this nasty crunching sound. Yuck.

Blackjack

Re: Solution to kill all bugs
 

Killing bugs would cause untold damage to the world's ecosystem and would probably cause a mass extinction and the end of a significant amount of human lives.

Re: Solution to kill all bugs
 

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Killing bugs would cause untold damage to the world's ecosystem and would probably cause a mass extinction and the end of a significant amount of human lives.

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blah blah blah details, who needs them?

Re: Solution to kill all bugs
 

If I could choose 1 insect to totally eliminate.. it would be the mosquito.

Blackjack

Re: Solution to kill all bugs
 

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If I could choose 1 insect to totally eliminate.. it would be the mosquito.

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Congratulations, you're sane.

Meh, I could see the argument for blackflies.

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Or Bees. I [censored] hate getting stung.

Blackjack

Re: Solution to kill all bugs
 

So let's collect all the mosquitos, bees and black flies, put them in a rocket ship to the moon, and then blow up the moon.

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So let's collect all the mosquitos, bees and black flies, put them in a rocket ship to the moon, and then blow up the moon.

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Clearly a good answer. Maybe Patrick could help build a special bug rocket.