Quitting Smoking Take 2!
 

I tried to quit cold turkey a few weeks ago and that did not work.

Milo came up with this.....

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I thought you were quitting!

Please consider the Dr. Milo plan, and do not be afraid to use Zyban/Wellbutrin (now available as generic buproprion) and/or the patch, AFTER consulting with your MD.

Step 1: Write a check to Jerry Falwell for (some amount of money that will hurt), accompanied by a note asking him to use the money to fight the evil homosexuals bent on destroying Our Way of Life.

Step 2: Give the check, in a preaddressed and stamped envelope to a trusted friend.

Step 3: Instruct the friend to mail the check the first time you light up.

4: Repeat 1-3 as needed, increasing the check amount each time. Be sure to send your money to as many anti-gay lobbying groups as possible, so you can get on all their mailing lists.

Chances are, you will never send a check out. If you do, you will never send the second.

Do it.

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I thought it was a great idea. Tonight after I got off work I went to my friend Gregg's house. He just found out today that he is going to be a Grandfather at 46. He said "I have to quit smoking so I can be around for my grandchild."

I remembered this idea, and since he is a die hard Republican we made the following bet.

We each set Thursday the 16th of June as our day to quit giving us a few extra days of sweet nicotine.

We each wrote out a check for $250(an amount that will sting a bit) to our selected organizations.

I live in Meridian, Mississippi. So I made out my check to Rev. Fred Phelps and Westboro Baptist Church in Topeka, Kansas. Don't know who he is? [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]This Should Help!

Gregg wrote out his check to the Democratic National Committee.

We each now have each others checks, in envelopes, stamped and ready to go.

This better work, because I don't want a dime of my money going to that bastard!!!

Steve

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Steve -
I really admire your resolve. If I were you I can't imagine writing a check to Westboro under ANY circumstances. Good luck man, I reall hope you succed. I don't want to see those [censored] ers get ANY money.

Re: Quitting Smoking Take 2!
 

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I tried to quit cold turkey a few weeks ago and that did not work.

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Keep up the good fight. I second the idea to consider the patch.

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So I made out my check to Rev. Fred Phelps

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Wow. Please don't lose.

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Gregg wrote out his check to the Democratic National Committee.

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Can this hurt him as much as your check would? The DNC are wusses. Surely you can come up with something a little more inflammatory than that. ACLU. MoveOn.Org. PETA (I'm a whinging lefty, and even I'd cringe at sending a check to PETA.)

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Can this hurt him as much as your check would? The DNC are wusses. Surely you can come up with something a little more inflammatory than that. ACLU. MoveOn.Org. PETA (I'm a whinging lefty, and even I'd cringe at sending a check to PETA.)

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Assuming he's a staunch repub, how about some (peacful but scary sounding) Islamic organization?

Re: Quitting Smoking Take 2!
 

Set the over/under on Steves nicotine breakdown?

I'll set it at 4.5 days. Taking action at -105

PM me

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Re: Quitting Smoking Take 2!
 

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Can this hurt him as much as your check would? The DNC are wusses. Surely you can come up with something a little more inflammatory than that. ACLU. MoveOn.Org. PETA (I'm a whinging lefty, and even I'd cringe at sending a check to PETA.)

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Assuming he's a staunch repub, how about some (peacful but scary sounding) Islamic organization?

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Yeah I agree mine had some thought behind it, his was just out of the blue. So what do you suggest???

Steve

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Al-Queda? Hezbollah?

Either one would piss off a republican. Otherwise maybe some GLBT organization.

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Al-Queda? Hezbollah?

Either one would piss off a republican. Otherwise maybe some GLBT organization.

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A little extreme... Especially considering funding Al-Qaeda could get you locked up and put in jail with a 300 pound Black man named Bubba who wants to make you his bitch.

Actually, not a bad situation for you Steve!

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Al-Queda? Hezbollah?

Either one would piss off a republican. Otherwise maybe some GLBT organization.

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He does not have anything against gays, so that won't work.

Steve