Final; Hand of 2005 WSOP
 

Final table last 2 players

Daniel N
Granny Mae (3 legged thoroughbred)

Dealing down cards
DN 4 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]4 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
Granny Q [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]5 [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]

Granny raises 80k (small raise with the nuts,but trying to trap daniel)
DN ponders a moment then calls

Dealing flop 4 [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]3 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]3 [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]

Granny takes another sip of his 14th Corona, amazed that DN smooth called against the nuts. Granny checks his hand worried the fish might fold. DN, already putting Granny on a flush draw bumps the pot 200k and casually asks Granny if those are the same mustard stains on his shirt from Saturday.
Granny pops DN another 200k not wishing to show too much strength and DN calls , slyly thinking of the 8 million $ roll within his grasp.
Granny calls for another Corona, and shows DN the 1/2 eaten hotdog near his beer. "You gotta try these Daniel...they're free for players!"
Dealing the turn :2 [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]

Realizing 2+2's dreams are about to come true Granny uses the standard online "reel in the fish" play and slurs out "I'M ALL IN HAHA", spilling his beer on his lap and spraying DN with crumbs and mustard.

DN calls instantly, and Granny starts drying his pants with a bundle of the prize money stacked on the table, but on tv it looks like an act of self gratification. The security guards look nervous and begin actively talking on their concealed microphones.

Hole cards are face up and and the crowd goes crazy, announcers stupidly praising DN for his weak small boat. DN is standing up, arms in the air. Granny is chugging his beer in the hopes that another free one can be ordered before the hand ends.

Dealing river: A [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]

A hush falls over the crowd...DN falls to the floor apparently fainting. Granny calmly rises from his chair, staggers over to Daniel and whispers something hard to hear in DN's ear. It sounded on tv something like "Don't [censored] with Granny Mae. DONK!"


It can happen

Re: Final; Hand of 2005 WSOP
 

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Granny is chugging his beer in the hopes that another free one can be ordered before the hand ends.

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This line alone makes your post worthy of a BIRDIE!

I loled, so you get the augie stamp of approval.

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This would be the best thing ever .. followed by Granny and myselfy belly bumping ... then doing a "Night at the Roxbury" on Shauna Hiatt

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It can happen

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I don't see any way this can't happen.

Re: Final; Hand of 2005 WSOP
 

Hahahaha awesome thread.

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If this happens, I want rights to release the DVD.

nh sir.

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I absolutely guarantee that if Granny ever plays Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] somebody is going home, whether it be granny or the silly fool who decided to go all in preflop with AK OFFSUIT. OFFSUIT!!! are you kidding me?

Re: Final; Hand of 2005 WSOP
 

OMG

woooooo

screw hellmouth's 9's and robert v's q-10 and doyle's 10-2.

2005 is the year of the $8 million dollar GM

btw, if i have this hand on any table with a lipstick cam, i am going to make obscene gestures with my fingers. that will be my "HI ZOO" signal.

of course, i have to play it because it will be edited out if i muck it.

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this is POTY material, and shouldn't be allowed to die

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and casually asks Granny if those are the same mustard stains on his shirt from Saturday

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lol