Quick, need a good excuse
 

Out of town for work. Need a good excuse to not go to dinner with my coworker. Don't have time to explain why right now. Can anyone come up with anything better than I don't feel well and don't want to eat right now?

Re: Quick, need a good excuse
 

Montezuma's Revenge.

Re: Quick, need a good excuse
 

My diarhea problem is acting up again.

Re: Quick, need a good excuse
 

You already have plans with someone you know there?

Re: Quick, need a good excuse
 

You don't want to go to dinner with him/her.

Re: Quick, need a good excuse
 

Sorry, I'm meeting up w/ my buddy John who lives here and I never get to see.

Tomorrow: Oh, turned out John had to work late and couldn't get out, so I ended up having to just eat at the hotel. What BS. Should have gone out w/ you. Oh well.

Re: Quick, need a good excuse
 

Not an option, she will be writing my review.

Re: Quick, need a good excuse
 

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Sorry, I'm meeting up w/ my buddy John who lives here and I never get to see.

Tomorrow: Oh, turned out John had to work late and couldn't get out, so I ended up having to just eat at the hotel. What BS. Should have gone out w/ you. Oh well.

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this is easily the best line.

Re: Quick, need a good excuse
 

I have to watch the end of the dodger game. sorry.

Re: Quick, need a good excuse
 

I injured my groin playing racquetball. I can't even get out of bed.