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daryn 03-07-2005 11:04 AM

the bruiser and eugene are both idiots.
 
i'm an idiot too because i'm staying with these losers for some reason. never again. how didn't i get my own place? this is what i get for trying to be nice.

first of all, bruiser stinks. i mean his odor is pungent. he is disgusting. he hasn't brushed his teeth in god knows how long. i came straight out and asked him, when was the last time you brushed your teeth, and he would not answer me but just kept laughing. he also has massive BO and his clothes have not been washed in some time. he has a ton of dirty stinking clothes and the odor is actually sickening. i made it clear that i will not be sleeping in the same room as those clothes, so either he will get them cleaned today, or i will throw them out the window, and i'm not joking.

ok, now here's why eugene is stupid. we get in the room and everyone wants to use their electronic devices. i am smart, so of course i brought a transformer to step down the european voltage. they are idiots, so they did not. they went down to the front desk and got some adapters, but not transformers. just little pieces of plastic that let you plug into the wall and plug your american device in. anyway, as soon as i saw these, i gave a quick 5 minute physics lesson on why it would be extremely bad to plug their devices into these things without the use of a transformer. i explained the whole situation pretty well.

so five minutes later, i hear a couple of snap crackle pops, and smell ozone. eugene blew up his ipod speaker thingy trying to plug it in. awesome. of course they both start laughing like idiots even though they blew a fuse and the power is out, and eugene's device will likely never function again, but still they just sit here giggling like retarded schoolgirls.

i hate people.

SpicyF 03-07-2005 11:07 AM

Re: the bruiser and eugene are both idiots.
 
This is the best post I have EVER read on 2+2.

partygirluk 03-07-2005 11:07 AM

Re: the bruiser and eugene are both idiots.
 
This made me smile, thanks Daryn.

pshreck 03-07-2005 11:08 AM

Re: the bruiser and eugene are both idiots.
 
What are you guys doing in Europe?

daryn 03-07-2005 11:10 AM

Re: the bruiser and eugene are both idiots.
 
www.ept.com

wacki 03-07-2005 11:12 AM

Re: the bruiser and eugene are both idiots.
 
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i am smart

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You come down pretty harshly on people that don't spell properly. What about grammar?

Number of caps in daryns post: 2
Number of caps that should be in daryns post: Not going to count.

Other than that, it was a good post imo.

daryn 03-07-2005 11:14 AM

Re: the bruiser and eugene are both idiots.
 
i have never used caps on this message board, and never will. i don't see it as important. spelling is totally different.

bunky9590 03-07-2005 11:14 AM

Re: the bruiser and eugene are both idiots.
 
Nice paisan, really nice.

Smart guy for taking the transformer. At least somebody is on the ball. Just don't do another hot tub pic, the next one may actually tarnish your rep, the first one I let slide. [img]/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]

Tell Danny if he's ever gonna get chicks w/o paying, clean his act up. [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

partygirluk 03-07-2005 11:15 AM

Re: the bruiser and eugene are both idiots.
 
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Number of caps in daryns post: 0


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What about "BO"?

pshreck 03-07-2005 11:16 AM

Re: the bruiser and eugene are both idiots.
 
Oh yeah, ask if they will take Ahnold back.


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