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Here's a list of all contributions to the "One-Liner That Shuts Table Coaches Up" thread. I have edited them slightly to be more generic, and also tried to categorize them somewhat. Bookmark this page for easy access during play. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]. Adde.

<ul type="square">[*][*]For those who don't know, you can turn individuals' chat off by right clicking on their name and selecting 'Disable Chat'.[*][*][*]Hey pansy, STFU! People are here to have a good time, not to take lessons to come back and beat you with.[*][*][*]You lose your money your way, we'll lose our money our way.[*]Its our money, we'll play our way. Play anyway you want with your money![*]You play with your money how you want, and I'll play with YOUR money how I want.[*][*][*]Just let us know next time you hold a good hand so we can fold and not suckout on you.[*]Shut up... I am counting your chips and it's hard to do with all that talking.[*]Party should have tables for pros only![*]Well, it is only play money, its all just for fun anyways.[*]Hey, I'm a big sucker. If I stay here, will you promise not to give any lessons? I just want to have some fun...[*][*][*]Hey, if you think he's playing badly, why would you want him to play better?[*]Hey, we are here to have some fun, if you want serious poker and expert play try $15/$30.[*]Why do you want the people you're playing against to play better?[*]If you want better players, go to the $15/$30, otherwise, stop whining.[*]And you want him to play better? [*]You'd rather everyone be worldclass players?[*]If you can't even beat him when he plays bad, why would you want him to play good?[*]Keep talking, maybe he'll play better for you next time.[*][*][*]Don't be such a crybaby. We're trying to have fun.[*]Take your bad beats like a man![*]Please be quiet.[*]Dude....take a Xanex. It's supposed to be fun.[*][*][*]Don't bite the hand that feeds you.[*]Don't tap the glass.[*]Don't bang on the side of the boat.[*]Please dont poison the pond.[*][*][*]Ok, class dismissed![*]In University I had to pay for lessons. Here, you are paying me...I love poker![*]Are lessons extra?[*]Smart pros charge for lessons.[*]When did this site start giving free lessons?[*]Look everyone, the loser is giving lessons to the winners, LOL![*][*][*]How much do we have to lose before we are good enough to shut you up?[*]Ok kids, do I have to pull this car over?[*]Being a table coach is not a smart play in the long run.[*]Just STFU.[*][*][*]Pokar is easy![*]Yeah, I wish these guys would play better so I actually have a chance to win.[*]You need to play me HU, I've been looking for some lessons.[*][*][*]I will do your girlfriend in the ass.[*]I bent your mother over a barrell.[*]Whats the matter? Not getting any?[/list]