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jman220 12-19-2005 01:11 AM

I AM THE AWESOMEST PLAYER ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH!1!1!1!
 
This silly moran was overplaying his pocket pairs, just like these fishies always do. Good thing he didn't read my post HERE or he might have known better.

Hand #10100650-17194 at Malmo ($3/$6 Hold'em)
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Started at 18/Dec/05 02:13:12

jman220 is at seat 0 with $301.50.
Raevsleiker is at seat 1 with $228.75.
gf is at seat 3 with $133.
The Rig is at seat 5 with $334.75.
The button is at seat 0.

Raevsleiker posts the small blind of $1.
gf posts the big blind of $3.

jman220: Ad Td
Raevsleiker: -- --
gf: -- --
The Rig: -- --

Pre-flop:

The Rig calls. jman220 raises to $6. Raevsleiker
folds. gf calls. The Rig calls.

Flop (board: Qd Kd Kh):

gf checks. The Rig bets $3. jman220 calls. gf
folds.

Turn (board: Qd Kd Kh Qc):

The Rig bets $6. jman220 calls.

River (board: Qd Kd Kh Qc Jd):

The Rig bets $6. jman220 raises to $12. The Rig
raises to $18. jman220 raises to $24. The Rig calls.



Showdown:

jman220 shows Ad Td.
jman220 has Ad Td Qd Kd Jd: royal flush.
The Rig mucks cards.
(The Rig has Kc Ks.)


Hand #10100650-17194 Summary:

$1.50 is raked from a pot of $73.
jman220 wins $71.50 with royal flush.
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Silly moran, he played this hand so bad, and I pwned him!

jman220 12-19-2005 01:16 AM

Re: I AM THE AWESOMEST PLAYER ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH!1!1!1!
 
Feel Free to reply telling me how freaking Awesome I am.

PoBoy321 12-19-2005 01:19 AM

Re: I AM THE AWESOMEST PLAYER ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH!1!1!1!
 
I love the turn call on the double-paired board.

jman220 12-19-2005 01:20 AM

Re: I AM THE AWESOMEST PLAYER ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH!1!1!1!
 
[ QUOTE ]
I love the turn call on the double-paired board.

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Thank you, so did I. I knew I had 18 outs, that made me the favorite. The only reason I didn't raise was because I was trapping.

jman220 12-19-2005 02:09 AM

Re: I AM THE AWESOMEST PLAYER ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH!1!1!1!
 
[ QUOTE ]
Feel Free to reply telling me how freaking Awesome I am.

[/ QUOTE ]

Well?

2+2 wannabe 12-19-2005 02:21 AM

Re: I AM THE AWESOMEST PLAYER ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH!1!1!1!
 
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I love the turn call on the double-paired board.

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he has a billion outs here for the flush, straight, pair of aces (which don't help hero out at all but still we'll count them), jacks for 3 pair which beats 2 pair, and that's only if hero is behind.

WHY ARE YOU NOT RAISING THIS TURN YOU [censored] WEAK-TIGHT FISH [censored] YOU SUCK I'M GOING TO RAPE YOU HEADS-UP OMG YOU PARTY FISH HURRY UP AND RELOAD SO I CAN PAY FOR MY GOLD TEETH DOYLE!11!!!!1OMG11ELVENT

12-19-2005 04:08 AM

Re: I AM THE AWESOMEST PLAYER ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH!1!1!1!
 
This looks like a JOEY hand

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showfl...part=1&vc=1

DCWildcat 12-19-2005 04:29 AM

Re: I AM THE AWESOMEST PLAYER ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH!1!1!1!
 
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Re: I AM THE AWESOMEST PLAYER ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH!1!1!1!

[/ QUOTE ]

Uh, evidently you've not heard of BUSTO.


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