Getting Paid to Eat Taco Bell
 

Bitches,

I found a penny in my grande soft taco yesterday. I'm not kidding. I already bitched and complained to Tashita (not kidding, her real name) at 1-800-Taco Bell.

Paraphrased Conversation:

"Tashita, I found a penny in my Grande Soft Taco"
"O rly?"
"Ya rly"
"O rly"
"Ya rly"
"No Wai"


"I didn't eat it, but I almost did. I could have died"
(silence from T-dog)
"This is serious. You know how many people die each year from eating pennies?"
"No sir, I do not"
"Me either"


"I don't know what you can do for me Tashita, I will never eat at Taco Bell again" (big bluff)

What's your play from here?

I have no picture of it, but I have the reciept and I have a lot of free time on my hands, so I'm looking for suggestions.

Re: Getting Paid to Eat Taco Bell
 

Going to the location and talking to the manager would have been the right move. He cause have hooked you up with a couple of half pound bean burritos.

In related news, I heard that if you find a mouse in one of your beer bottles you got a free case or something......

Re: Getting Paid to Eat Taco Bell
 

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Going to the location and talking to the manager would have been the right move. He cause have hooked you up with a couple of half pound bean burritos.

In related news, I heard that if you find a mouse in one of your beer bottles you got a free case or something......

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I heard that they changed the name of KFC because its not real chicken, it's a genetically engineered super animal.

Re: Getting Paid to Eat Taco Bell
 

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In related news, I heard that if you find a mouse in one of your beer bottles you got a free case or something......

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nh....eh?

Re: Getting Paid to Eat Taco Bell
 

The penny is probably a higher grade of food than the stuff in the taco
Eat away

Re: Getting Paid to Eat Taco Bell
 

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Going to the location and talking to the manager would have been the right move. He cause have hooked you up with a couple of half pound bean burritos.

In related news, I heard that if you find a mouse in one of your beer bottles you got a free case or something......

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I heard that they changed the name of KFC because its not real chicken, it's a genetically engineered super animal.

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excellent

Re: Getting Paid to Eat Taco Bell
 

Was the penny heads up?

Re: Getting Paid to Eat Taco Bell
 

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Paraphrased Conversation:

"Tashita, I found a penny in my Grande Soft Taco"
"O rly?"
"Ya rly"
"O rly"
"Ya rly"
"No Wai"


"I didn't eat it, but I almost did. I could have died"
(silence from T-dog)
"This is serious. You know how many people die each year from eating pennies?"
"No sir, I do not"
"Me either"

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This made me laugh out loud, eh?

Re: Getting Paid to Eat Taco Bell
 

Yes, the "You know how many people die each year from eating pennies" bit was a nice touch.

Yesterday I had TB for brunch after sleeping for about 3 hours. I had a 7 layer burrito... I didn't even know TB HAD guac because I haven't had one in years. Do you think I could get them to add it to other things i order?

Re: Getting Paid to Eat Taco Bell
 

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Yesterday I had TB for brunch

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I promise you did not.