Uneven stink in armpits
 

Anyone have that? I do.

My left pit builds up a stink quick, but not my right. It's been that way for as long as I can remember. I could mark off some territory with my left and all the smaller bears would think I'm a grizzly and take off running. Actually, they'd probably think I was three or four grizzlies standing on each others' shoulders. The right? Pretty darn moderate. Not nearly so much a lethal weapon. I could get away without even using deodorant on it probably, but the left makes me persona non grata very quickly unless solidly doused in anti-perspirant and cologne.

Anybody else have any similar stink discrepancies?

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No but I think the hair grows faster on one side of my head (face). Also one side of my chest juts out prominently compared with the other.

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My left testicle is larger and hangs lower than my right.

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My left nut is bigger than connecticut, whereas the right one is only the size of a goodyear blimp.

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Are you right-handed or left-handed?

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It means you have a bacteria colony growing in your left pit that you've never fully taken care of. There are many ways of taking care of this some of which include medication.

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My left testicle is larger and hangs lower than my right.

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This is normal. When I was at university, Dr Vlad, a female lecturer, researched this subject. She visited museums and measured how low the testicles hung on ancient Greek statues (apparently they're very anatomically accurate), and concluded that the left testicle hangs lower than the right.

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My left testicle is larger and hangs lower than my right.

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This is normal. When I was at university, Dr Vlad, a female lecturer, researched this subject. She visited museums and measured how low the testicles hung on ancient Greek statues (apparently they're very anatomically accurate), and concluded that the left testicle hangs lower than the right.

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Neat.

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http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a361/utmt40/poop.jpg

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Are you right-handed or left-handed?

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Right handed.