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ononimo 12-15-2005 04:50 PM

funny story re: Matt Leinart
 
from an email from a friend of a friend:

"quick story you guys might enjoy. went to a party at [name withheld]'s on saturday night. about 20 people. half of us went to some random bar, the other half went to this upscale place called Marquee ([name withheld] would definitely know this place). anyways, these 2 pretty girls who were visiting [name withheld] from texas went to Marquee, i didn't of course opting for the hole in the wall with $3 beers. So yesterday morning, [name withheld] calls me and says "Do you know some guy named Matt Line Hart?" i laugh and say yeah and don't bother to correct her. she says, well he was at Marquee last night, and hit on one of the girls from texas all night, danced with her, and then was so drunk he groped her....she turned around and slapped him, and left. i said yea yea, i doubt it even though it kinda made sense that he would be in an upscale club getting trashed after losing the heisman. i told her i'd believe the story when i saw pictures. wellll, here they are.........."

response from another friend of a friend:

Key takeaways:

"1) Really good looking, soon-to-be 100-millionaires strike out too
2) Heisman Trophy winners can be complete droolers
3) The blonde woman in the first pic could not be more pissed off
4) Texas girls may slap him, but USC is still going to crush UT. "

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y20...Razor/matt.jpg
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y20...azor/matt2.jpg

pokerdirty 12-15-2005 05:01 PM

Re: funny story re: Matt Leinart
 
unless he got a hair cut, that is not him

ThaSaltCracka 12-15-2005 05:02 PM

Re: funny story re: Matt Leinart
 
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unless he got a hair cut, that is not him

[/ QUOTE ]why do you say that, it looks exactly like him.

ononimo 12-15-2005 05:07 PM

Re: funny story re: Matt Leinart
 
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unless he got a hair cut, that is not him

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and who in their right mind would get a haircut before attending a Heisman Trophy presentation, especially if they are the reigning Heisman Trophy winner and one of this year's finalists?

Tron 12-15-2005 05:12 PM

Re: funny story re: Matt Leinart
 
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
unless he got a hair cut, that is not him

[/ QUOTE ]why do you say that, it looks exactly like him.

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EricW 12-15-2005 05:16 PM

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[ QUOTE ]


response from another friend of a friend:

Key takeaways:

"1) Really good looking, soon-to-be 100-millionaires strike out too




[/ QUOTE ]

Well it does look like the guy. However, I find it odd because he's apparently dating some extremely hot supermodel... but that doesn't mean he won't cheat of course.

And about the striking out thing, come on, everyone knows that if what happened was indeed true, it's most likely an outlier situation. The girls from Texas probably didn't know who he was for one thing. And secondly, he's pretty much a celebrity in So-Cal. Good looking, soon to be rich, already famous athletes will score many more times than they will strike out.

Ulysses 12-15-2005 05:17 PM

Re: funny story re: Matt Leinart
 
on,

Please send me more pics of the brunette chick. Thanks.

EricW 12-15-2005 05:18 PM

Re: funny story re: Matt Leinart
 
Oh also, there's no need to blank out the pics of the girls!

ononimo 12-15-2005 05:23 PM

Re: funny story re: Matt Leinart
 
[ QUOTE ]
Well it does look like the guy. However, I find it odd because he's apparently dating some extremely hot supermodel... but that doesn't mean he won't cheat of course.

[/ QUOTE ]

exactly. Hugh Grant cheated on Liz Hurley with some rugged looking hooker. Jude Law cheated on Sienna Miller with his fugly nanny. c'mon now ...

[ QUOTE ]
And about the striking out thing, come on, everyone knows that if what happened was indeed true, it's most likely an outlier situation.

[/ QUOTE ]

well, that's the whole point ... it's just nice to know he's not invincible.

EricW 12-15-2005 05:23 PM

Re: funny story re: Matt Leinart
 
http://thetrack.bostonherald.com/mor...ticleid=117092

Again, those pics don't really *prove* that he was shut down. However, if he was, it was most likely because those girls didn't know who he was coupled with the fact that he was probably being a drunk creep.

Tron 12-15-2005 05:23 PM

Re: funny story re: Matt Leinart
 
Non-blanked out pics

Tron 12-15-2005 05:24 PM

Re: funny story re: Matt Leinart
 
I am fairly sure he is dating a girl from the USC basketball team. Maybe she is a model too?

EricW 12-15-2005 05:27 PM

Re: funny story re: Matt Leinart
 
http://thetrack.bostonherald.com/mor...ticleid=117092

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Word from our spies in the Big Apple is that after Pete Carroll’s main man Matt Leinart lost the Heisman Trophy to teammate Reggie Bush, Leinart got Heisman-ed by a lovely lady he had taken a shine to at a NYC bar!
The USC QB/QT, who was looking to score his second Heisman in as many years Saturday, apparently was looking to score again later that night at Manhattan hotspot Marquee. Which is where the drowning-his-sorrows Leinart reportedly encountered a gorgeous brunette from Texas.


“He hit on her all night,” said Someone Who Was There.
The couple danced and flirted but when Leinart tried to get a little too friendly, the gal gave him the old stiff arm!
“She turned around and slapped him and left.”
Well! Bet Matt’s not used to that!
According to an e-mail making the rounds, the object of Matt’s affection did not know she was dancing with a big-shot college jock who will undoubtedly have a swell career in the NFL.
USC’s assistant director of sports information Paul Goldberg said he was with Leinart at Marquee but never saw the alleged encounter with the Texas lass. He has also seen the e-mail — and attached photos — which, he said, has been bouncing from coast to coast.
“I don’t know what he did. I know this e-mail is going around but I don’t know how anyone can check its validity,” he said.
But a spywitness seated near Leinart that night did verify that he was getting frisky with a few gals — including an attractive brunette. For what that’s worth.
File Under: Broken Play?

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Yep, just like I thought. The girl most likely didn't know who he was. Hot girls at high end clubs (or any hot girls for that matter) care about bank roll and image. If she knew who he was, I doubt she would have shut him down.

pokerdirty 12-15-2005 05:31 PM

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http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y20...Razor/matt.jpg


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Matt Leinart? No.
http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Co...4p.hmedium.jpg

Tony Almeida? Yes.
http://www.madradhair.com/profiles/p..._Almeida-1.jpg

Tron 12-15-2005 05:34 PM

Re: funny story re: Matt Leinart
 
OMG LEINART RESPONDS!

ononimo 12-15-2005 05:47 PM

Re: funny story re: Matt Leinart
 
and to think, i actually thought i had some juicy gossip.
oh well.

guess there was no need to blank the pics after all.

Tron 12-15-2005 05:54 PM

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guess there was no need to blank the pics after all.

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The blanking out is no good because it ruins the most priceless part of the story, that is, the blonde in the back's facial expression.

sublime 12-15-2005 06:19 PM

Re: funny story re: Matt Leinart
 
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Non-blanked out pics

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britney spears with her hair dyed?

nice set of chops on that gal.

12-15-2005 06:36 PM

Re: funny story re: Matt Leinart
 
It happened the night of the Heisman presentation. Does anyone have pics of Leinart from that event to compare with these (i.e., was he clean-shaven at the trophy presentation)?

Tron 12-15-2005 07:21 PM

Re: funny story re: Matt Leinart
 
No, he had the same dirty scraggly beard and I remember thinking he looked like a bum.

RacersEdge 12-15-2005 08:21 PM

Re: funny story re: Matt Leinart
 
I think his fame and money will get him the chicks - he looks pretty average.

scott8 12-15-2005 09:19 PM

Re: funny story re: Matt Leinart
 
All,

So the guy goes out with press everywhere and tries to cheat on his girlfriend.

The girl is a liar.

And of course, a whore.

Observantly,

Calda

Sponger15SB 12-16-2005 01:06 PM

Re: funny story re: Matt Leinart
 
Couple of my friends are in sorrorities at USC. They know a few girls who have hooked up with Leinart, and apparently he is a 1 minute man. Then again, he was probably rushing to meet more girls dying to have sex with him, so I doubt he really cares.

Ulysses 12-16-2005 05:53 PM

Re: funny story re: Matt Leinart
 
on,

Both chicks looked much cuter in the blanked out pics.

wh1t3bread 12-16-2005 06:29 PM

Re: funny story re: Matt Leinart
 
Tony Almeida. Hahahah.

samjjones 12-16-2005 06:34 PM

Re: funny story re: Matt Leinart
 
[ QUOTE ]
Couple of my friends are in sorrorities at USC. They know a few girls who have hooked up with Leinart, and apparently he is a 1 minute man. Then again, he was probably rushing to meet more girls dying to have sex with him, so I doubt he really cares.

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I am pretty sure that all filthy coed sluts who get used like a recepticle and thrown away like a piece of trash will say this.


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