A poker joke that rocks the table
 

When ever I win a pot and then someone says, "Nice hand." I always say, "Thanks I just got a manicure."

One time this guy was laughing and he farted in his pants. Try it, it brings down the house.

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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL TY FOR THE GREAT FIRST POST

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Try

"Thanks, I use them to masturbate."

and see how the table reacts


but the sad thing is I will try this joke out with my friends soon.

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np, glad you got a kick out of it. First time i heard it, i about died.

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LOL

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hahaha awesome.

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when i fart, it isn't very funny. I must suck.

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That was funny?...even Big Steve would think that this joke was lame.

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I don't get it?

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I don't know why, but that is hilarious!! For a groaner, that one is awesome!

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"Thanks I just got a manicure."



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lol..

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Wow, he actually farted. What a great time that must have been. Really awesome stuff. I'm laughing now just picturing it, I can't imagine actually being there to experience it. It must a have been a magical moment for the whole table. I guess this is the kind of Christmas miracle that will stay with you your whole life.

Happy Holidays!

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farts are always hilarious too [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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That was funny?...even Big Steve would think that this joke was lame.

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You must have missed the part where the guy actually farted in his pants.

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It was funny because the fart came out in little bursts everytime he chuckled. So it was like Put Put Put Put Put Put.

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Another funny joke was one time I was in a hand and made a bet and my friend goes, "What do you have?"

And I go, "I have my sex life."

Then my friends go, "He had 6-9, he has 6-9"

And then I turn up K-J off suit and they all look puzzled.

I said, "Jack King OFF" and they all started laughing.

Gavin was laughing really hard while playing an imaginary electric guitar saying "YOU DA MAN ROD, YOU DA MAN."

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King Jack-off.

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Clearly this is the Beavis and Butthead thread. LOL!

OK...

QQ = Sigfried and Roy... a pair of queens.

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Like a foreigner at his dry cleaning store "i fold"

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One time this guy was laughing and he farted in his pants.

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When was the last time you were around another guy and he farted OUT of his pants?

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Best gimmick account ever. If this is a gimmick account. If it's not it should be.

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Is this thread filled with that second and third level sarcasm I have heard so much about?

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Gavin was laughing really hard while playing an imaginary electric guitar saying "YOU DA MAN ROD, YOU DA MAN."

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i [censored] love you.

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The jerk store called and they are all outta you.

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Is this thread filled with that second and third level sarcasm I have heard so much about?

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Absolutely not.

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Another funny joke was one time I was in a hand and made a bet and my friend goes, "What do you have?"

And I go, "I have my sex life."

Then my friends go, "He had 6-9, he has 6-9"

And then I turn up K-J off suit and they all look puzzled.

I said, "Jack King OFF" and they all started laughing.

Gavin was laughing really hard while playing an imaginary electric guitar saying "YOU DA MAN ROD, YOU DA MAN."

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This is perhaps the best post of all time.

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One time this guy was laughing and he farted in his pants.

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When was the last time you were around another guy and he farted OUT of his pants?

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He could have been an alter boy you never know

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Another funny joke was one time I was in a hand and made a bet and my friend goes, "What do you have?"

And I go, "I have my sex life."

Then my friends go, "He had 6-9, he has 6-9"

And then I turn up K-J off suit and they all look puzzled.

I said, "Jack King OFF" and they all started laughing.

Gavin was laughing really hard while playing an imaginary electric guitar saying "YOU DA MAN ROD, YOU DA MAN."

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This is perhaps the best post of all time.

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It's close between all 3 of his posts in this thread.

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There is nothing in the world funnier than back in the days of school you and friends all trying to stop yourself laughing at something then someone farts because of laughing and everyone just ends up in tears laughing.

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There is nothing in the world funnier than back in the days of school you and friends all trying to stop yourself laughing at something then someone farts because of laughing and everyone just ends up in tears laughing.

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...and farting.

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gavin rules