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kipin 12-25-2005 03:35 AM

Drunk Christmas Wrapping
 
Enough of the boring wrapping.

I decided before I started wrapping the gifts for tomorrows "celebration" I'd get a bit drunk to make it more interesting. I must say, this is the best way to go. You end up confusing yourself trying to figure out how to wrap the presents and wasting a ton of paper.

Plus on top of that, none of them look professional and look like they have been wrapped by a 8 year old. This is the way to go!

I'm definitely going to make this a Christmas tradition. I'd suggest trying it this year if you have not wrapped your gifts yet!

Happy Holidays,
kipin

Edit: I keep convincing myself I will use all the extra paper on the next present, but in reality its all going in the trash. AMERICA: [censored] YEAH

12-25-2005 03:36 AM

Re: Drunk Christmas Wrapping
 
Sweet I guess I'll hop on that idea. 11:35 PST and not a single christmas present wrapped yet.

kipin 12-25-2005 03:37 AM

Re: Drunk Christmas Wrapping
 
Yeah almost 3 am eastern and I have 2/7 presents wrapped.

Fun times.

GoblinMason (Craig) 12-25-2005 03:46 AM

Re: Drunk Christmas Wrapping
 
You posted this about 30 minutes after I finished wrapping all my presents... [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

kipin 12-25-2005 03:49 AM

Re: Drunk Christmas Wrapping
 
[ QUOTE ]
You posted this about 30 minutes after I finished wrapping all my presents... [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

[/ QUOTE ]

Sorry dude, maybe you could try unwrapping them alll and rewrapping them!

Fun times will be had, I PROMISE!

Update: I have wrapped 3/7 presents.

kipin 12-25-2005 04:04 AM

Re: Drunk Christmas Wrapping
 
Update: 4/7

Dvd's are gfucking way to easy to wrap while drunk.

Time for something more challenging: a beer stein!

Happy Hanukkah,
kipin

12-25-2005 04:06 AM

Re: Drunk Christmas Wrapping
 
[ QUOTE ]
You posted this about 30 minutes after I finished wrapping all my presents... [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

[/ QUOTE ]

You posted this about 30 minutes after I started sobering up. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

kipin 12-25-2005 04:12 AM

Re: Drunk Christmas Wrapping
 
Think he'll know I was drunk?

http://img379.imageshack.us/img379/9192/drunk5jz.jpg


5/7

Andrew Fletcher 12-25-2005 04:25 AM

Re: Drunk Christmas Wrapping
 
All I bought were DVDs, because my family loves movies. I'm not sure which movie is for who.

I am often confused, because I am a Jewish-Quaker.

Oh and I've drank a TON tonight.

kipin 12-25-2005 04:27 AM

Re: Drunk Christmas Wrapping
 
DVDS are [censored] easy to wrap.

Try wrapping some hard [censored] like jewelry and beer steins.

I think i've had like a 1/5th of whisky in the past 2 hours. This is definitely turning into the best night of the year.

daryn 12-25-2005 04:28 AM

Re: Drunk Christmas Wrapping
 
love the life you live good sir

kipin 12-25-2005 04:31 AM

Re: Drunk Christmas Wrapping
 
Hi daryn,

Feliz Navidad!

FESTIVUS,
kipin


Update: 5/7 (slowing donw a bit) (getting tood runk to wapr)

Escape 12-25-2005 04:38 AM

Re: Drunk Christmas Wrapping
 
Hi kipin,

You wrap presents better drunk than I do without booze

Ashamed,
Escape

kipin 12-25-2005 04:40 AM

Re: Drunk Christmas Wrapping
 
DYDE,

I thimnnk I wasnt quite drunk enough when I starterd. I can't do [censored] now. Thas why I am now playing POKRE* ? HAHAH!

NO LONGRE WRAPPPING PREASTANTS

Lazymeatball 12-25-2005 08:46 AM

Re: Drunk Christmas Wrapping
 
the only thing better than wrapping presents while drunk is opening presents while drunk at 9am

kipin 12-25-2005 01:58 PM

Re: Drunk Christmas Wrapping
 
No ***, I love you astroglide [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]


It is quite amusing to see how drunk I was when I sent that last message.

Merry xmas and a Happy Hanukkah to all.

Edit: My mom did not recognize my hand writing and thought I had a "ghost" wrapper.

wacki 12-25-2005 02:12 PM

Re: Drunk Christmas Wrapping
 
If you are wrapping something up drunk, the only present you should be handing out is a pearl necklace.

vexvelour 12-25-2005 07:02 PM

Re: Drunk Christmas Wrapping
 
This thread made me giggle like an idiot for like 5 minutes.

Nominate for post of the year..

Merry Xmas errbody.


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