What I am supposed to expect out of Myspace?
 

Okay, I think the first tip for me would be to not write trip reports, as it could turn into another chuddo disaster.

However, I never really got the "Myspace" thing until I'm hearing a lot of people preaching it. Huh?

Granted, I've hooked up with a few girls thanks to Facebook, but that's a little different. I knew the girls (or at least had seem them and spoken to them once or twice) before. I get the idea that a lot of these chicks who I meet are gonna be random.

So, what exactly should I expect if I do decide to get into this? I know absolutely nothing.

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Your avatar is ridiculous in size.

WTF.

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Leave the window open and just click around when you're at your computer. This way you'll come up near the front of searches (since you're "online"). Girls do search for guys all the time (most of my hookups come from girls who messaged me). I have much better chances when the girl messages me than when I message her.

When a girl does message you, cut to the chase about hanging out in real life after a couple messages. Usually my third message is the "lets meet up" message, after I've established some flirting. Once you're at that point, you're pretty much in.

The best part of MySpace is taking advantage of the law of large numbers. If you send out enough messages you'll get some responses. You can do this much faster than talking to girls at a bar or party. Plus rejection hurts less in cyberspace.

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Try this one, Clayton:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...ola/autumn.jpg

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Expect more opportunities to get laid.

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WTF.

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I didn't know there was a difference? I knew it was originally a background, does it affect the forum?

Whatever I'll change it to what Cola offered. *shrug

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The best part of MySpace is taking advantage of the law of large numbers. If you send out enough messages you'll get some responses. You can do this much faster than talking to girls at a bar or party. Plus rejection hurts less in cyberspace.

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Something seems fishy, desperate, or both in sending out a lot of messages. I don't like making the first move anonymously [img]/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img]

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I've created the most boring profile I could that contains actual information. If this gets me laid I will proclaim it the greatest invention in human history and preach it's name from high on the mountain tops.

I just need some somewhat odd yet not frightening pictures...

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Something seems fishy, desperate, or both in sending out a lot of messages. I don't like making the first move anonymously [img]/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img]

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Why the [censored] do you think people are on MySpace? To meet other people. So why would they be freaked out if you sent them a message?

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Just be prepared to spend upwards of 3/4 of your life taking offcenter photos of yourself and then adding every crazy effect you can find in photoshop.

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chuddo disaster.


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for the record i am not on myspace, and in general hate it.

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Why the [censored] do you think people are on MySpace? To meet other people. So why would they be freaked out if you sent them a message?

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Hmm, good point!

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Nah. You just need one that shows how cool you are. This one took me 7 hours with my camera phone. But, notice, it isn't off center:

http://www.sportsbookpal.com/postcoital.jpg

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Dude. You are a freshman at UGA, right? You are surrounded by some of the best-looking coeds in the country. If you're going to use MySpace to supplement your normal pull, that's fine. But for the love of god, don't let this replace going out and enjoying the women in Athens.

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Nah. You just need one that shows how cool you are. This one took me 7 hours with my camera phone. But, notice, it isn't off center:

http://www.sportsbookpal.com/postcoital.jpg

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jewnose

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Well that "kike nose" sure made things easy on me in Portland and San Diego.

criag

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Dude. You are a freshman at UGA, right? You are surrounded by some of the best-looking coeds in the country. If you're going to use MySpace to supplement your normal pull, that's fine. But for the love of god, don't let this replace going out and enjoying the women in Athens.

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Yah, except I don't drink, and I'm just starting to go downtown with my fake. I find nothing exhilerating out of one night stands (see->kurosh) with drunk sorority girls.

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http://www.sportsbookpal.com/postcoital.jpg

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Craig, I'm STILL not convinced


http://img465.imageshack.us/img465/2...linggol7ok.jpg

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Craig, I'm STILL not convinced


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Yeah, well I wouldn't lie about that. Also, I don't play limits that would require me to have 12K in front of me.

craig

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Dude. You are a freshman at UGA, right? You are surrounded by some of the best-looking coeds in the country. If you're going to use MySpace to supplement your normal pull, that's fine. But for the love of god, don't let this replace going out and enjoying the women in Athens.

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Yah, except I don't drink, and I'm just starting to go downtown with my fake. I find nothing exhilerating out of one night stands (see->kurosh) with drunk sorority girls.

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There is something wrong with you.

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i never thought i would like anything more than the facebook to talk to my real life friends, especially at college, but i really like myspace a lot more. you can meet a lot more random college whores on myspace, this is a proven fact. (at least for me, anyway)

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Dude. You are a freshman at UGA, right? You are surrounded by some of the best-looking coeds in the country. If you're going to use MySpace to supplement your normal pull, that's fine. But for the love of god, don't let this replace going out and enjoying the women in Athens.

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Yah, except I don't drink, and I'm just starting to go downtown with my fake. I find nothing exhilerating out of one night stands (see->kurosh) with drunk sorority girls.

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There is something wrong with you.

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um, no, I really dont find all that much exhilarating. I had one experience in austin that would indicate the opposite, but she wasnt some [censored] ditz chick, she was intelligent, hot, and stuff.

Maybe Im too in touch with my feminine side and such, but I enjoy connected sex much more. There are too many off variables in one nighters.

Oh well.

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Well that "kike nose" sure made things easy on me in Portland and San Diego.

criag

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you>me easily.

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This thread inspired me to make a myspace account.

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i have one, and i have received a few friend requests from random girls, but i just assumed they were spam.

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Well that "kike nose" sure made things easy on me in Portland and San Diego.

criag

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you>me easily.

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It took that semi-self deprecating comment for you to realize this? [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

craig

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Oh well. It only took 5 minutes to set up. It can't be all that bad.

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It took that semi-self deprecating comment for you to realize this? [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

craig

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oh hell no. The sports betting forum taught me this many months ago.

I'm not sure how bragging about banging chicks with ease counts as self-deprecating though [img]/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]

Cased Closed: Does your profile show up in searches yet? Mine doesn't seem to. If I don't get a lot of personal amusement out of this I will be severely disappointed.

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Just be prepared to spend upwards of 3/4 of your life taking offcenter photos of yourself and then adding every crazy effect you can find in photoshop.

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Nah. You just need one that shows how cool you are. This one took me 7 hours with my camera phone. But, notice, it isn't off center:

http://www.sportsbookpal.com/postcoital.jpg

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Dude, between that picture and your avatar, you are officially like the epitome of a Myspace Emo kid.

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Yeah mine is showing up.

http://www.myspace.com/caseclosed326

I need some friends [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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Yeah mine is showing up.

http://www.myspace.com/caseclosed326

I need some friends [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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nice picture! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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Dude. You are a freshman at UGA, right? You are surrounded by some of the best-looking coeds in the country. If you're going to use MySpace to supplement your normal pull, that's fine. But for the love of god, don't let this replace going out and enjoying the women in Athens.

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Yah,
except I don't drink , and I'm just starting to go downtown with my fake. I find nothing exhilerating out of one night stands (see->kurosh) with drunk sorority girls.

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There is something wrong with you.

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fyp

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Oh yeah, just checked my messages and it reminded me of this:

If a girl messages you and doesn't have a picture of herself (ie she has a picture of a sunset or a lake) then she IS fat. 100%.

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Yeah mine is showing up.

http://www.myspace.com/caseclosed326

I need some friends [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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I must be a total [censored] cause mine isn't showing up when I search for it. I sent you an invite to see what the [censored] happens.

i suck at teh intarnet.

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Oh yeah, just checked my messages and it reminded me of this:

If a girl messages you and doesn't have a picture of herself (ie she has a picture of a sunset or a lake) then she IS fat. 100%.

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This could go in the "life lessons" thread or whatever it is called. Did you find this out the hard way?

craig

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It worked.

I think you can't be seached because your name is "bill" and I am sure many people have it.

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It worked.

I think you can't be seached because your name is "bill" and I am sure many people have it.

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Right, but it doesn't show up when I limit it to people within 5 miles of my zip code.

This is making me feel retarded.

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Don't worry you aren't the only one feeling retarded. I suck at creating this thing.

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I just spent maybe 10 minutes going through it. It was difficult weeding out the spam (I searched "Nashville," and 2 of every 3 results seemes to be a band/manager/producer) and the results I did get were mostly either high schoolers or 40 year olds.

Maybe I need more practice.

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Yeah mine is showing up.

http://www.myspace.com/caseclosed326

I need some friends [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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This is the best I could come up with