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beernutz

10-15-2005 07:16 PM

The Granny 9000

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10-15-2005 07:48 PM

Re: The Granny 9000

When I read the heading, I thought the Granny 9000 was going to be her new brand of vibrators.

GrannyMae

10-15-2005 07:53 PM

Re: The Granny 9000

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When I read the heading, I thought the Granny 9000 was going to be her new brand of vibrators.

[/ QUOTE ]

the GRANNY 9000 was a prosthetic strap-on penis that was electrically powered.
after 18 emergency scrotum amputations and 3 deaths we were
forced by the FTC to discontinue its sale.

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10-15-2005 07:58 PM

Re: The Granny 9000

What? You didn't hire a team of lobbyists like the Segway company?

Wally Weeks

10-15-2005 08:00 PM

Re: The Granny 9000

[ QUOTE ]
the GRANNY 9000 was a prosthetic strap-on penis that was electrically powered.
after 18 emergency scrotum amputations and 3 deaths we were
forced by the FTC to discontinue its sale.

http://smilies.sofrayt.com/%5E/u/franky.gif

[/ QUOTE ]

Rad. Now I currently have a "real penis" (albeit small). Is there anyway I can contact someone on the black fake penis market so that I can enjoy the benefits? I hear that black ones are bigger.

lorinda

10-15-2005 08:04 PM

Re: The Granny 9000

Granny always told us she doesn't do math posts. Must have been a celebration.

Lori

Greg J

10-15-2005 08:13 PM

Re: The Granny 9000

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
When I read the heading, I thought the Granny 9000 was going to be her new brand of vibrators.

[/ QUOTE ]

the GRANNY 9000 was a prosthetic strap-on penis that was electrically powered.
after 18 emergency scrotum amputations and 3 deaths we were
forced by the FTC to discontinue its sale.

http://smilies.sofrayt.com/%5E/u/franky.gif

[/ QUOTE ]
Does it have a pasta maker attachment? That could be a deal maker for me.

Synergistic Explosions

10-15-2005 08:17 PM

Re: The Granny 9000

Congrats GM on your 9000th!

1000 more posts and the 10k post bonus will finally be released!

Wally Weeks

10-15-2005 08:52 PM

Re: The Granny 9000

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Congrats GM on your 9000th!

1000 more posts and the 10k post bonus will finally be released!

[/ QUOTE ]

Too bad the bonus expired last week. Shucks, so close yet so far. That 50 bucks would have been so nice.

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