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bigt2k4 12-19-2005 05:33 PM

Home game beat
 
We were playing 1000NL Hold Em 5way home game(I mean NL, u can bet anything u want) I held AA UTG raised 4X, BB calls, flop AKK
BB fires out for $100, hero raises $400, BB raises to $100, hero raises to $2000, BB says I go all in for my entire home and car(he drives a nice old Mustang, but has a crappy run down home) I do not have enough to match this, so I offer him my Corolla, and my hot wife. He accepts and offers to flip them and no further betting, I accept. He flips over AK, my AA holds up and I take his car and home.



He then calls my hot wife and tells her that I risked her in a poker game, she is horrified and leaves me for him. It was her house( her parents were billionaires), she kicks me out of the house and because of our prenup, I get nothing. I went from a $10million dollar home and a really hot wife, to an old Mustang and a run down @#$! box of a house despite winning the hand. Must be worst beat ever

ZenMusician 12-19-2005 06:03 PM

Re: Home game beat
 
C-

-ZEN

elitegimp 12-19-2005 06:55 PM

Re: Home game beat
 
I'm laughing (a lot), but I'm not really sure why.

nh, sir.

Obliky 12-19-2005 07:03 PM

Re: Home game beat
 
wow you must have been really close to your wife..

pokergrader 12-19-2005 11:43 PM

Re: Home game beat
 
You gotta get his cell phone in the pot if you are going to be wagering you wife. This is basic poker theory.

TheMainEvent 12-19-2005 11:54 PM

Re: Home game beat
 
Double or nothing?


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