Got a lot of money and are a complete dork? I have an idea for ya!
 

The Beatles once sang "Can't buy me love." Sadly this rings too close to home for many rich dorks across the land. No need to despair anymore dorks, for I watch a lot of television and have a fool proof plan for you to get a lot of tail! Yea!!

I was watching the discovery times channel today and stumbled upon a great hot chick hack. Russian brides. Don't worry, I'm not talking about marriage, only hedonism. These guy (dorks) that were trying to find love in Russia shared their brilliance that the show tried to downplay (I caught it though). Before settling down with one Russian bride, these guys (dorks) would play the field and because they were rich and playing to an audience of gold diggers, they were able to bang quite a few hot chicks just by offering the possibility of riches.

These women could be easily exploited. One could use the Russian bride services as a means to have a sex holiday by offering a false hope of marriage to some gold digging and some desperate poor Russian women.

Finally an acceptable replacement to the rubber vagina and internet porn.

Re: Got a lot of money and are a complete dork? I have an idea for y
 

Yeah but that requires work and going to Russia. Most people are lazy and would rather just jackoff to porn.

Re: Got a lot of money and are a complete dork? I have an idea for y
 

so, why not just take a vacation to russia and bang a bunch of russian whores? I hear they are super hot and super cheap, I don't see much of a difference.

also I assume the intersection between mail order brides-to-be and whores is substantial.

Re: Got a lot of money and are a complete dork? I have an idea for y
 

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so, why not just take a vacation to Thailandand bang a bunch of thai whores? I hear they are super hot and super cheap, I don't see much of a difference.

also I assume the intersection between mail order brides-to-be and whores is substantial.

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FYP

Re: Got a lot of money and are a complete dork? I have an idea for y
 

because access to porn doesnt require moving from my computer, or paying anything.

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so, why not just take a vacation to Thailand and bang a bunch of prepubescent whores? I hear they are nine years old and super cheap, I don't see much of a difference.

also I assume the intersection between mail order brides-to-be and whores is substantial.

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FYP, sadly.

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so, why not just take a vacation to Thailand and bang a bunch of prepubescent <u>sex-changed</u> whores? I hear they are nine years old and super cheap, I don't see much of a difference.

also I assume the intersection between mail order brides-to-be and whores is substantial.

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FYP, sadly.

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FYFYP, sadly.

Re: Got a lot of money and are a complete dork? I have an idea for ya!
 

Buy American. What's wrong with good old USDA prime?

Re: Got a lot of money and are a complete dork? I have an idea for y
 

dont forget the AIDS in thailand, sadly

Re: Got a lot of money and are a complete dork? I have an idea for ya!
 

hmmm...I was looking for an excuse to go to St. Petersburg anyways.

Let me get my passport and get back to ya - LOL

RB