If you do not see your favorite commercial listed...
 

You were the only one to suggest it. In the interest of providing decent pairings, I decided to only poll with commercials nominated by more than one poster. As it happens, that gave me 16 commercials as my pool, which was perfect. Sorry if you got passed up.

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oops i crapped my pants will own

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Not even the best in its pairing.

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Please let Bathroom Monkey at least make it out of the first round. Monkey hate clean!

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No Crystal Gravy?

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No Crystal Gravy?

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little chocolate donuts or all of you go to hell

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You were the only one to suggest it. In the interest of providing decent pairings, I decided to only poll with commercials nominated by more than one poster. As it happens, that gave me 16 commercials as my pool, which was perfect. Sorry if you got passed up.

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I absolutely suggested it as well. I even provided a link! [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

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Do not look directly at happy fun ball
Do not taunt happy fun ball....

My favorite by far.... only remotely followed by Super colon blow.

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Where the hell is Uncle Jemima's pure mash liquor?

Uncle Jemimah: Do you like drinkin'? Well, if you're like me - you like to get bit just as fast as possible. That's why I'm proud to introduce, to you, Uncle Jemimah's Pure Mash Liquor. I'm Uncle Jemimah. You probably know my wife, Aunt Jemimah, the Pancake Lady. Now, she says that sellin' booze is degradin' to our people. I always say that black folk ain't exactly swellin' up with pride on account of you flippin' flapjack! Then she say, "Why booze?" I says, "Sell what you know", and I know about booze. Uncle Jemimah's Pure Mash Liquor has a 95% alcohol content, and that's per volume. That means you get f**ked up for less money!

Aunt Jemimah: [ exits house banging pot ] Pancakes is ready!

Uncle Jemimah: Aw, you shut up, Woman! You not gonna ruin this for me! [ swats at cartoon birds flying around him ]

Sammy: [ playing checkers ] Whatchoo swattin' at?

Announcer: Uncle Jemimah's Down-Home Mash Liquor. More fun that pancakes.

Uncle Jemimah: [ running through yard swatting cartoon birds and kicking cartoon pigs ] I just want to make liquor..!

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Where the hell is Uncle Jemima's pure mash liquor?

Uncle Jemimah: Do you like drinkin'? Well, if you're like me - you like to get bit just as fast as possible. That's why I'm proud to introduce, to you, Uncle Jemimah's Pure Mash Liquor. I'm Uncle Jemimah. You probably know my wife, Aunt Jemimah, the Pancake Lady. Now, she says that sellin' booze is degradin' to our people. I always say that black folk ain't exactly swellin' up with pride on account of you flippin' flapjack! Then she say, "Why booze?" I says, "Sell what you know", and I know about booze. Uncle Jemimah's Pure Mash Liquor has a 95% alcohol content, and that's per volume. That means you get f**ked up for less money!

Aunt Jemimah: [ exits house banging pot ] Pancakes is ready!

Uncle Jemimah: Aw, you shut up, Woman! You not gonna ruin this for me! [ swats at cartoon birds flying around him ]

Sammy: [ playing checkers ] Whatchoo swattin' at?

Announcer: Uncle Jemimah's Down-Home Mash Liquor. More fun that pancakes.

Uncle Jemimah: [ running through yard swatting cartoon birds and kicking cartoon pigs ] I just want to make liquor..!

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NH....